Tag Team Takedown

"For the last time STAY IN THE VAN!" Low Light shouted as he tried to hold the van doors shut.

"But we wanna help!" Jamie shouted. He and the Triplets were inside.

"No way! You're too young!" Cover Girl shouted as she tried to hold the doors shut as well. "I hope whatever's going on inside the museum isn't as dangerous as us keeping the lid on these kids!"

An explosion rocked the building. "Does that answer your question?" Low Light groaned.

"It seems that they have run into more resistance than expected," Xavier frowned.

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"Well this is just great!" Spider Man hopped around dodging Scorpion's venom blasts and Hobgoblin's bombs. "How much worse can this get?"

A loud thud echoed as Rhino whacked Colossus against the wall. He fell to the ground unconscious. "Pathetic!" Rhino snickered.

"I had to ask," Spider Man groaned.

"Oh yeah?" Fred charged. "Try me on for size you reject from 'Death to Smoochy'!"

"I HATE THAT MOVIE!" Rhino shouted. "It's degrading to rhinos everywhere!" He charged at Fred and soon the two of them were locked in combat.

"Hold still!" Wanda tried to hex bolt the Hobgoblin's craft as he flew circles around Angel.

"Take a nap kiddies!" Hobgoblin cackled as he flew and threw a pumpkin bomb that contained knock out gas. It got Wanda and she fell to the ground. "Ding! Dong the Witch is dead! Oh no wait, she's just sleeping. But not for long! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Meanwhile Ray and Electro were using their electric powers on each other. "Not bad kid," Electro grinned as he made a huge final burst. "BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" His electric attack was much stronger than Ray's and he was knocked out as well.

"This is not going well," Hank gulped. He saw Shocker and Lance's tremors wreck more of the museum. "And there goes another wall."

"That Electro guy's attack was stronger than Berserker's!" Amara yelled. "Yikes!" She barely dodged another bomb.

"Okay we need a new attack plan and we need one now!" Spider Man shouted. "I could use some help here!"

"There's no one to help you Spider Jerk!" Scorpion laughed. "What's that smell? Smells like something's…." He looked at his tail. It was on fire. "BURNING? FIRE! HELP! FIRE! FIRE!" He ran around wildly.

"That movie proved how lousy an actor Robin Williams is," Rhino snarled in Fred's face.

"NOBODY INSULTS ROBIN WILLIAMS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" Fred used his strength to smash Rhino into a wall.

"You won't beat me you little…" Shocker prepared to throw another tremor at Lance. "Huh?" He noticed his feet were stuck in the floor, thanks to Kitty. "HEY!" he used his powers to break his feet loose. However as he looked up he noticed Lance coming at him too late. "Uh oh…"

Lance punched him hard on the jaw, knocking him out. "Did you see Kitty? I…" He looked and saw Kitty attending to Peter. "Figures…"

"Oh no you don't!" Hobgoblin threw even more bombs at them.

"How many bombs does this guy have?" Roberto shouted. "Now I'm burning up!" He used his stored solar energy to fly. However he soon ran out. "Aw man I'm out of juice!"

"Gotcha!" Spider Man swung by and grabbed him.

"FIRE! FIRE!" Scorpion ran around wildly. "PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!"

"Well since you asked so nicely…" Pietro snickered as he used his super speed to create a huge vortex cone around him.

"I'M STILL ON FIRE!" Scorpion screamed as he spun around. "AND NOW I'M GONNA HURL!"

"Oh shut up you big crybaby!" Hobgoblin snapped. Then he noticed that Spider Man had snared his glider and was riding behind it. "HEY! No hitchhikers!"

"Okay," Spider Man used more of his webbing to stuff up the engines.

"Oh rats," Hobgoblin muttered as his glider started to crash. "I hate it when he does that!"

"Way to go Web Head!" Lance shouted.

"SOMEBODY STOP MEEEEEEEEEEE!" Scorpion screamed. Then a telekinetic blast knocked him out of the vortex and into a wall. "Ow…"

"Well at least you're not on fire anymore," Hobgoblin looked at him. He had managed to avoid the crash by jumping off the glider at the last possible second and landing on a dinosaur skeleton. Then the skeleton turned its massive head. "Okay this is not good!"

"This is fun!" Trinity laughed as they flew in, manipulating the dinosaur so it tried to bite Hobgoblin.

"What the…?" Rhino shook his head and was immediately tackled by a herd of Jamies. "HEY! GET 'EM OFF OF ME!"

"Sorry, they got loose," Low Light puffed as he and the others entered the building.

"We came to help!" Trinity cheerfully chirped.

"Oh great," Spider Man groaned.

"GET THEM OFF ME!" Rhino tried to throw off the army of Jamie clones all over him.

Meanwhile the dinosaur tried to chomp on Hobgoblin had been obliterated by a well-aimed bomb in the mouth. "Looks like he ate something that didn't agree with him," He cackled.

"Yeah," Shocker got up. "Now let's all rock this place!"

"Hey that's my line!" Lance snapped.

"Uh oh…" Spider Man noticed they were all awake. "Round two!"

"Not this time," Xavier put his hands to his head. Soon all the villains were unconscious.

"What did you do?" Spider Man asked.

"I used a telepathic blast to knock them unconscious," Xavier told him.

"YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IN THE BEGINNING?" Spider Man yelled. "It would have saved us all a lot of time!"

"Not to mention a lot of damage," Hank looked around. "We are definitely not going to be invited back here I can tell you that."

"Just what we need," Pietro rolled his eyes. "Another place we're banned from."

"Okay so where are Talon and Turbo Jet?" Spider Man looked around. "They've got to be around here somewhere?"

"Ugh…" Wanda was waking up along with the others. "Did we win?"

"Yes and no," Hank told her. "We beat them but we haven't found either Turbo Jet or Talon."

"I think I've sensed their location…" Xavier put his hand to his head. "They're in the museum and they have what they were really after."

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"This was the easiest job I ever pulled," Talon smirked as she put the parchment from ancient Egypt into her pouch. "Thanks to those morons fighting."

"Now let's get blow this stand," Turbo nodded.

"Let's not shall we?" Spider Man shot some webbing at him.

"You?" Turbo Jet snapped as he broke the webbing. He saw the mutants coming at them. "Oh great! Looks like our 'backup' failed!"

"Figures," Talon pulled out a smoke bomb. "Turbo! I need a ride!" The smoke bomb went off just as she jumped on his back. Soon under the cover of the smoke and using Turbo Jet's speed they escaped.

"Great we lost them," Lance grumbled as the smoke cleared.

"Not exactly…" Spider Man told him. "I do have one other trick up my spider sleeve…"