Pietro Makes a Phone Call
"What to do? What to do?" Pietro zipped around the X-Mansion. "Read Kitty's diary, read Jean's diary, read Tabby's diary, drew naughty pictures in Scott's journal…"
He stopped when he saw the phone. "Hmmm?" He thought. "A phone that's not mine which means I can dial anywhere I want and not get charged for it."
A wicked grin played across his face. "Oh yes. It's time for a Pietro prank call!" He dialed several numbers rapidly. He then lowered his voice. "Yes uh, I'd like to speak to Mistah Senatah Kelly please."
He waited until he was connected before continuing in a fake Southern accent. "Senatah Kelly I pre-sume? This is the Speaker speaking. How are y'all? Well that's good. Good. And how's that pretty little filly you got there? Which one? Why you sly old dog you! So who are you seeing the sights with? Really? I had no idea. I didn't think you were her type. Oh ho ho. You naughty boy! Well why not spread that sunshine around if you get my meaning."
Pietro whipped out a piece of paper and jotted some names down. "Now uh, the reason I'm calling Senatah it's about the budget. Well now this is kinda prickly but we all had a meeting and we can't afford to pay the salaries of all the senators so we're gonna have to let some of you go. Actually just you. You don't mind do you? I mean not getting paid for the next couple of years? Well I hate to tell you this but it is in the Constitution. What amendment? The one with the fine print under it. Look let's not go into details but you're getting the ax. We'll send someone to collect your furniture…Now don't you take that tone with me boy I am the Speaker of the House! Oh what are you gonna do? You gonna tell everyone about what? You wouldn't! You have no proof I was anywhere near that brothel! And you'll tell 'em about the water buffalo too? Well go ahead!"
Pietro grinned. "You heard me. Go right ahead and tell everybody! In fact I dare you to call a press conference right now and tell the world! What, you chicken boy? Buck-caw! Buck-caw! I'd like to see you do it! Well same to you!"
Pietro hung up the phone and laughed. "Something tells me the tabloids are going to have a very interesting week! I love prank calls! Who shall I torture next?"
Xi walked in. "What are you doing Pietro?"
Pietro grinned. "Xi! Perfect! How would you like to have a little fun?"
"This is going to end up with us being chased around the mansion isn't it?" Xi asked. "Count me in."
What will Pietro do now? What does he need Xi for? Tune in for some merry pointless romantic fluff, parodies and silliness!