Do I need to tell you that I don't own any Tom Jones' songs? Well I got a very deranged idea I had to put down and to start it off I had to use this deranged parody. Enjoy the next block of chapters. I know I will.

What's New Kitty-Cat?

In the mansion living room Lance was giving some flowers to Kitty. He had somehow managed to sneak away with her and find some alone time. "These are for you Pretty Kitty," He smiled.

"Lance they're beautiful," Kitty sniffed them.

"But not as beautiful…" Lance began.

"As you are," Pietro zipped in between them and finished the line. "God Lance can't you at least think of something original to say to her? They are nice however?" He took them from Kitty and sniffed them.

"PIETRO!" Lance shouted. "Kitty and I were having some alone time here!"

"Yeah three's a crowd," Kitty glared at him.

"Well that's an unusual statement coming from you," Pietro looked at her. "I thought you enjoyed threesomes?"

"Pietro…" Lance growled.

"So what's new Kitty Cat?" Pietro asked ignoring Lance. "Wait isn't that a song?"

"You're going to be hearing the funeral march if you don't get out of here!" Lance snapped.

"What's new Kitty Cat? Whoa-whoa-whoaaaaaaah!" Pietro sang. "What's new Kitty Cat? Whoa-whoa-whoaaaaaaaaaa-ohhhhhhhh!"

"Go away!" Kitty fumed.

Pietro ignored this and danced around them throwing the flowers around. "Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat you've got flowers. You think you're the female version of Austin Powers. You know it's true. So you go and butt in with your little kitty nose!"

"Pietro I am warning you…" Lance growled.

"Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat the boys all love you. Is that true? You and your big kitty cat nose!" Pietro continued.

"I do not have a big nose!" Kitty stomped her foot. "Do I?"

"What's new Kitty Cat? Whoa-whoaaah! What's new Kitty Cat? Whoaa-whoaaaa-oohhh! Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat everyone loves you, so what do you do? You string 'em all along! So please go and make up your tiny little kitty cat mind! Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat Lance loves and Colossus too! You and your big kitty cat eyes!"

"This is so not funny Quicksilver!" Kitty took a swipe at Pietro who dodged out of her way.

"What's new Kitty Cat? Whooaahhhh-whoaaah!" Pietro then grabbed Lance and dragged him into the next room. "What's new Kitty Cat? Whoa-whoaaaa-ohhhh!"

"Hey!" Lance protested as Pietro threw him in a closet and locked the door.

Then Pietro started dancing around with Kitty. "Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat you're so vicious, but Lancey thinks you're delicious and if his wishes all come true, at the altar he'll be kissing your kitty cat lips!"

"Pietro stop it! Let me go!" Kitty phased through his grip.

"THAT'S IT!" Lance used his powers to break down the closet door. He stormed out. "Okay Pietro this stops right…" He stopped when he saw a figure in a wedding dress standing before him with a veil covering the face.

Pietro then zipped up to them in a cleric's outfit and shoved the figure into Lance's arms. "Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat Lance loves you, yes it's true… you and your kitty cat lips," Pietro sang.

Lance stood there in shock as Pietro continued. "You and your kitty cat eyes…"

"Lance?" Kitty walked up to him.

Lance did a double take and then lifted up the veil. Xi grinned before him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Lance screamed.

"You and your kitty cat nose!" Both Xi and Pietro sang.

Xi batted his eyes while Pietro stole a kiss from Kitty on the lips. "Hey I just got further with Kitty than Lance ever has!"

"PIETRO! XI!" Kitty screamed.

"That's it," Lance growled. "Let's kill 'em!" The two of them chased after Pietro and Xi who were laughing maniacally.