Anybody Sensing a Pattern Here?
"Why do I get the feeling that you purposely assign me to do dishes all the time?" Scott asked Jean.
"What do you mean?" She asked as she dried.
"Well…you are in charge of the house schedules now," Scott said.
"Yes?" Jean grinned.
"And I notice that most of the time we seem to end up doing the same chores together."
"Really? Imagine that. I hadn't noticed," Jean whistled as she put down the latest clean dish on a semi-large stack.
"Jean I may not be a telepath but even I know when some people are lying," Scott grinned back.
"Well this time I admit I had an ulterior motive," She grinned as she brought out a small cake. "Now before you say anything I've been practicing and Roadblock gave me a few pointers."
"Really?" Scott looked at her as she cut him a small piece and put it on a plate.
"Yes now open wide," She took a fork and fed him a piece.
"It's…good," Scott blinked.
"You like it?" Jean beamed.
"I like it very much," Scott grinned.
"You got some frosting on your lip," Jean grinned.
"Oh really?" Scott grinned back. "Where?"
"Well I can get it…" Jean leaned in to kiss him when she noticed a charged card landing in the kitchen. "Off?" The card landed right on the cake.
At the exact same moment Pietro ran in and around. "You missed!" He laughed before running out in a gust, blowing several items around.
The cake exploded all over Scott and Jean as soon as he left and right before Xi, Lance, Kitty, Tabitha, Sam, Rogue and Remy ran in. "Watch it you maniacs!" Scott screamed.
"Prepare to die!" Tabitha shouted as she threw her time bombs at the people ahead of her. Instead they landed on the dishes.
Sam slipped on some extra icing and was flung forward. His powers manifested and he crashed right into the kitchen window and outside. "AAAAAAAAGGHHH!"
"You can run but you can't hide!" Rogue shouted as they ran out of the kitchen just as the time bombs exploded on the dishes.
Scott and Jean were left alone in the ruined kitchen, surrounded by broken dishes and glass and covered with cake. "The dishes!" Scott shouted. "The window! I am not cleaning this up!"
"My cake!" Jean shouted. "It's ruined!"
"COME BACK HERE YOU MANIACS!" Scott yelled.
"You are all in such trouble!" Jean screamed.
"Let's get 'em!" Scott shouted. "ALVERS! YOU ARE A DEAD MAN! YOU AND THE REST OF THE GUYS!"
"ROGUE! TABITHA! KITTY? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?" Jean screamed as they ran after them.