Title: The war of Nintendo!!!
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in this story.
It all started off, when there was a huge festival which all the Nintendian's join, it's a special time for all characters to have fun, even the bad guys. So here is what happened to start the war.
Note: There may be some swearing in this story.
The Gerudo's were belly dancing in front of a fire, Peach were dancing with Mario and Kazooie was pecking Gruntilda chasing her about. Also Tiny Kong was dancing like mad in front of all the DK gang. Zelda and Link were dancing together. Ganandorf was at the buffet table with Bowser chatting, everyone was having fun, well maybe not everyone, Gruntilda wasn't, and well you wouldn't be having fun if a bird were pecking your butt!!!
Gruntilda had had enough! He turned round to Kazooie, creating the biggest, worst spell she'd ever done, her hands glowed bright pink and two huge balls of power shot at Kazooie,
"Uh-oh," Kazooie cried ducking down.
The power balls hit Zelda and she shot flying into the fire!
"Zelda!" Link cried looking at the blaze,
"It Burns!!!" Zelda shouted while dying.
"Duh!" Bowser said.
Link drew his sword and sliced for Gruntilda, but foolishly missing chopping Luigi into pieces. Mario stormed to link.
"You killed my brother!!!" Mario yelled.
"I think that's obvious," Lanky Kong muttered looking at Luigi's corpse.
"This is all your fault Kazooie," Gobi grumbled to Kazooie, Gobi was in the warmest place he could find, right by the fire.
"His Fault? I'd blame Grunty!" Peach yelled at Gobi.
"My fault? Well In fact Barbie, its Zelda's fault for being in my way in the 1st place!" Grunty yelled.
"Now lets not argue," Toadsworth said trying to calm them down.
"How can we not, Zelda's dead!" Link cried taking deep breaths.
"Lets not forget Luigi," Boo added.
"Well, I say we blame Yoshi and forget about it all," A Gerudo Suggested, she was tired.
"Me? How come no-ones blaming Wario, or Pikachu or Reinhart?" Yosi asked,
"You're blaming me?" Reinhart asked.
"No, I was just saying tha-" Yoshi stammered.
"So you're blaming me?" Wario interrupted.
"Pika Pika Pi!!!" Pikachu scowled.
Yoshi hid as everyone (and I mean everyone) blamed it on each other, arguing, until everyone was silent when Zelda walked out the fire, smiling.
"What the heck is going on?" Peach yelled.
"I declare war on you all," Zelda yelled.
"For being so immature," She added.
"Well, We will all fight, the last game standing will win the honour of immortality?" Boo asked.
"Fair enough!" A Noki shouted whacking DK across the face.
"AAAW CRAP!!!" Yoshi yelled looking at an angry Pianta run at him then belly flop on him.
It was a nightmare!!! The whole of the place was on fire and the war had begun!
A few days later, the war was still going, Zora's Domain had collapsed and The Zora's had fled to pinnacle rock. But The DK gang had started invading Pinnacle Rock; they had destroyed all the Zora's there,
"We win, oh yeah!!!" Tiny Kong said dancing on Pinnacle rock.
But to her misfortune, Peach was there and whacked Tiny Kong around the back of the head with her umbrella,
"Oh yeah? Come get Mama Peach!!!" Peach yelled.
Donkey Kong ran at her,
"Take this and that, stupid monkeys!!!" Peach yelled.
She attacked them until they all lay on the ground, she breathed heavily, flames in her eyes.
"That felt good," she thought getting in a boat rowing back to go back to the Mushroom Kingdom. But suddenly something banged her boat.
"Help, I'm being attacked!!!" She yelled. It was Lord Woo Woo Fak Fak, the self-important Anglerfish. He munched on Peaches boat,
"Stupid Anglerfish get lost!!!" She screamed beating him with her umbrella. He ate her boat and she fell into the sea,
"AAAAAH!!!" She tried to swim away but he ate her.
This is the 1st part, read and review, PLEASE!!! Tell me who you want to win, or any more games you want to be included!!!
It all started off, when there was a huge festival which all the Nintendian's join, it's a special time for all characters to have fun, even the bad guys. So here is what happened to start the war.
Note: There may be some swearing in this story.
The Gerudo's were belly dancing in front of a fire, Peach were dancing with Mario and Kazooie was pecking Gruntilda chasing her about. Also Tiny Kong was dancing like mad in front of all the DK gang. Zelda and Link were dancing together. Ganandorf was at the buffet table with Bowser chatting, everyone was having fun, well maybe not everyone, Gruntilda wasn't, and well you wouldn't be having fun if a bird were pecking your butt!!!
Gruntilda had had enough! He turned round to Kazooie, creating the biggest, worst spell she'd ever done, her hands glowed bright pink and two huge balls of power shot at Kazooie,
"Uh-oh," Kazooie cried ducking down.
The power balls hit Zelda and she shot flying into the fire!
"Zelda!" Link cried looking at the blaze,
"It Burns!!!" Zelda shouted while dying.
"Duh!" Bowser said.
Link drew his sword and sliced for Gruntilda, but foolishly missing chopping Luigi into pieces. Mario stormed to link.
"You killed my brother!!!" Mario yelled.
"I think that's obvious," Lanky Kong muttered looking at Luigi's corpse.
"This is all your fault Kazooie," Gobi grumbled to Kazooie, Gobi was in the warmest place he could find, right by the fire.
"His Fault? I'd blame Grunty!" Peach yelled at Gobi.
"My fault? Well In fact Barbie, its Zelda's fault for being in my way in the 1st place!" Grunty yelled.
"Now lets not argue," Toadsworth said trying to calm them down.
"How can we not, Zelda's dead!" Link cried taking deep breaths.
"Lets not forget Luigi," Boo added.
"Well, I say we blame Yoshi and forget about it all," A Gerudo Suggested, she was tired.
"Me? How come no-ones blaming Wario, or Pikachu or Reinhart?" Yosi asked,
"You're blaming me?" Reinhart asked.
"No, I was just saying tha-" Yoshi stammered.
"So you're blaming me?" Wario interrupted.
"Pika Pika Pi!!!" Pikachu scowled.
Yoshi hid as everyone (and I mean everyone) blamed it on each other, arguing, until everyone was silent when Zelda walked out the fire, smiling.
"What the heck is going on?" Peach yelled.
"I declare war on you all," Zelda yelled.
"For being so immature," She added.
"Well, We will all fight, the last game standing will win the honour of immortality?" Boo asked.
"Fair enough!" A Noki shouted whacking DK across the face.
"AAAW CRAP!!!" Yoshi yelled looking at an angry Pianta run at him then belly flop on him.
It was a nightmare!!! The whole of the place was on fire and the war had begun!
A few days later, the war was still going, Zora's Domain had collapsed and The Zora's had fled to pinnacle rock. But The DK gang had started invading Pinnacle Rock; they had destroyed all the Zora's there,
"We win, oh yeah!!!" Tiny Kong said dancing on Pinnacle rock.
But to her misfortune, Peach was there and whacked Tiny Kong around the back of the head with her umbrella,
"Oh yeah? Come get Mama Peach!!!" Peach yelled.
Donkey Kong ran at her,
"Take this and that, stupid monkeys!!!" Peach yelled.
She attacked them until they all lay on the ground, she breathed heavily, flames in her eyes.
"That felt good," she thought getting in a boat rowing back to go back to the Mushroom Kingdom. But suddenly something banged her boat.
"Help, I'm being attacked!!!" She yelled. It was Lord Woo Woo Fak Fak, the self-important Anglerfish. He munched on Peaches boat,
"Stupid Anglerfish get lost!!!" She screamed beating him with her umbrella. He ate her boat and she fell into the sea,
"AAAAAH!!!" She tried to swim away but he ate her.
This is the 1st part, read and review, PLEASE!!! Tell me who you want to win, or any more games you want to be included!!!