Peeko-"By now, everyone should know that I don't own rurouni kenshin."
Kenshin-"Thank heavens."
Peeko-"Meanie!" *begins to cry*
Kenshin-"Oh please stop crying! I'll buy you some ice cream!"
Peeko-"O.k.!!!!!!"
Kenshin-^-^X
*Peeko eats ice cream*
Peeko *mouth full with ice cream*-"Dow on width da sowng!"
Kenshin-"Translation: I'm really dumb!"
*Peeko hits Kenshin*
Peeko *swallows ice cream*-"I said on with the song!"
Kenshin-@-@
Sano-"I mean, you are really dumb though."
*Peeko hits Sano*
Peeko-"Sorry about the delay. NOW, on with the song . . . "
Rurouni Kenshin Christmas Song
***The 12 days of Christmas***
-On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me----one darn cute rurouni!
Girl1-"Hey look everybody! There's a really cute guy over there! Lets get him!"
*Girls1-23 charge after Kenshin*
Kenshin-"What the-AHHHHH!!!" *runs away*
-On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me----two evil psychos!
Shishio-"DIE!" *stab, stab*
Enishi-"Stop stabbing the poor teddy!!!"
*Enishi grabs the bear from Shishio*
Enishi-"Your just so cute Mr. Bear!! Yes you are, yes you are!!!!"
Shishio-O-o
-And one darn cute rurouni!
*Two weeks later and Kenshin is still running, while the girls are still chasing. To try and stop him, the girls have been reported to have chucked objects at his head. One eyewitness said that once the innocent man said oro, the girls decided to chuck objects at him to hear the word. *
Sano-"How long do you think that Kenshin will last? Place your bets here!"
Megume-"A week!"
Yahiko-"One day!"
Kaoru-"Five more hours!"
-On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me----three sexy ladies!
Kamatari-"Oh yeah! That's me!!" ^-^
Kaoru-"Buzz off!"
Kamatari-"Make me!"
*Brawl begins*
-Two evil Psychos!
Enishi-"Hey look what I found! A Kenshin plushie!"
Shishio-"Lets set it on fire! Fire! FIRE!!!"
Enishi-"No, I wanna' keep it!"
Shishio-O-o
-One darn cute rurouni!
*One minute later and the poor man is knocked out cold, after one girl chucked a 5 ton lead weight at his head. All we know now is that the girls have taken him hostage.*
Sano-O-o
Megume-O-o
Yahiko-O-O
Kaoru-O-o
Kenshin-X-X
-On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me----4 gender insults!
Guy1-"Hey, look at that cute girl over there! Lets get her!"
Kenshin-"What the-AHHHHHHH!" *runs off*
*Guys1-23 chase after Kenshin*
Kenshin-"I'm not a girl!! Go away!!!!"
-Three sexy ladies!
Kaoru-"I'm.to sexy for my shirt! To sexy for my shirt!! So sexy YEAH!!"
Weird Guy-"Hey look at that cute girl!"
Sano-"WHERE?"
*Weird guy points to Kaoru*
Sano-"You meant ugly, right?"
Kaoru-"SANO!!!!!"
*Sano runs away*
-Two evil psychos!
Shishio-"Guess what?"
Enishi-"You wanna' light me on fire?"
Shishio-"Well, that too . . . but right now I have a better idea!"
Enishi-"What?"
Shishio-"I'm going to build a little park where all the little kiddies can go and play!"
Enishi-O-o
Shishio-"I know! Isn't it brilliant!!!" *high pitched girly laugh*
-And one darn cute rurouni!
Kenshin-"Save . . . me . . . " @-@
Girl1-"No one can save you now!!! There's not a person in the whole world who cares!!"
Random person-"I'm a person that cares."
Girl22-???
Kenshin-"Oro!"
Girl3-"Oh, he said it."
Girl7-"I wanna' hear it again!"
*All the girls start hitting Kenshin*
Kenshin-X_X
-On the 5th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----5 ignored cries!
Kaoru-"HELP! SOMEONE! An evil army of apes has captured me! HELP!
Kenshin-"Got any nines?"
Sano-"Go fish!"
-Four Gender Insults!
Random dude-"Hey girly, you wanna' go out with me?"
Kenshin *slaps the dude*-"I'M NOT A GIRL!! GO AWAY!!"
Random dude *sigh*
-Three sexy ladies!
Megume-"Whose the third lady if Kaoru and Kamatari are the other two?"
Kamatari *blush*-"Thank you!"
Kaoru-"Well its deffinatly not you!"
Megume-"Why you!"
*brawl*
-Two evil psychos!
Shishio-"You wanna' hear my evil laugh that will make every hair on your body stand up in fear?"
Enishi-"Bring it on!"
*Shishio giggles like a girl*
Enishi-o-O "Well, you were right about the scary part, but I think you scared me in the wrong way. . . "
-One darn cute rurouni!
Kenshin-X-X
Girl14-"You killed him!"
Girl16-"Now that he can't say oro anymore, he's no fun."
*Girls chuck Kenshin out the door*
Kenshin *wakes up*-"Oro. . . my head. . . "
Random lady-"Hey girls its Kenshin! Lets-"
Kenshin-"AHHHHH!" *runs away*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Peeko- "Yeah! We did it! The first part of the song is up! Lets have a party to celebrate!"
Sano-"YEAH!! Party! Party!"
Kaoru- "But whose gonna' pay for it?"
*Silence*
*Everyone looks at Kenshin*
Kenshin- "Hey, don't look at me!!"
Peeko *starts to cry*-"But I wanna' have a party!"
Kenshin- "Oh, please don't cry!!! PLEASE!!"
Peeko *gazes at Kenshin with puppy eyes*
Kenshin- "No! NOT THE PUPPY EYES!! FINE!! I'll pay for the party!"
Peeko- "YEAH!! Thanks Kenny!!" *grabs Kenshin*
Kenshin- "C-can't b-breathe. . . "
Peeko-"hmmm?"
Kenshin-x-x
Sano-"Way to go, Peeko! Now you killed him!! Now how are we gonna' have a party?!"
Peeko-"oops."
Kaoru-"Well, don't worry people's, hopefully, by the time we have the next part of the song up, Kenshin will wake up."
Kenshin-"I-I'm still a-alive!"
Peeko-"AHHHH! A zombie back from the dead!!!" *hits Kenshin*
Everyone *sweat drop*
Sano-"Peeko, stop killing him!! He was actually alive for a moment!!"
Peeko-"oops. Oh well, review people! PLEASE!"
Kenshin-"Thank heavens."
Peeko-"Meanie!" *begins to cry*
Kenshin-"Oh please stop crying! I'll buy you some ice cream!"
Peeko-"O.k.!!!!!!"
Kenshin-^-^X
*Peeko eats ice cream*
Peeko *mouth full with ice cream*-"Dow on width da sowng!"
Kenshin-"Translation: I'm really dumb!"
*Peeko hits Kenshin*
Peeko *swallows ice cream*-"I said on with the song!"
Kenshin-@-@
Sano-"I mean, you are really dumb though."
*Peeko hits Sano*
Peeko-"Sorry about the delay. NOW, on with the song . . . "
Rurouni Kenshin Christmas Song
***The 12 days of Christmas***
-On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me----one darn cute rurouni!
Girl1-"Hey look everybody! There's a really cute guy over there! Lets get him!"
*Girls1-23 charge after Kenshin*
Kenshin-"What the-AHHHHH!!!" *runs away*
-On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me----two evil psychos!
Shishio-"DIE!" *stab, stab*
Enishi-"Stop stabbing the poor teddy!!!"
*Enishi grabs the bear from Shishio*
Enishi-"Your just so cute Mr. Bear!! Yes you are, yes you are!!!!"
Shishio-O-o
-And one darn cute rurouni!
*Two weeks later and Kenshin is still running, while the girls are still chasing. To try and stop him, the girls have been reported to have chucked objects at his head. One eyewitness said that once the innocent man said oro, the girls decided to chuck objects at him to hear the word. *
Sano-"How long do you think that Kenshin will last? Place your bets here!"
Megume-"A week!"
Yahiko-"One day!"
Kaoru-"Five more hours!"
-On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me----three sexy ladies!
Kamatari-"Oh yeah! That's me!!" ^-^
Kaoru-"Buzz off!"
Kamatari-"Make me!"
*Brawl begins*
-Two evil Psychos!
Enishi-"Hey look what I found! A Kenshin plushie!"
Shishio-"Lets set it on fire! Fire! FIRE!!!"
Enishi-"No, I wanna' keep it!"
Shishio-O-o
-One darn cute rurouni!
*One minute later and the poor man is knocked out cold, after one girl chucked a 5 ton lead weight at his head. All we know now is that the girls have taken him hostage.*
Sano-O-o
Megume-O-o
Yahiko-O-O
Kaoru-O-o
Kenshin-X-X
-On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me----4 gender insults!
Guy1-"Hey, look at that cute girl over there! Lets get her!"
Kenshin-"What the-AHHHHHHH!" *runs off*
*Guys1-23 chase after Kenshin*
Kenshin-"I'm not a girl!! Go away!!!!"
-Three sexy ladies!
Kaoru-"I'm.to sexy for my shirt! To sexy for my shirt!! So sexy YEAH!!"
Weird Guy-"Hey look at that cute girl!"
Sano-"WHERE?"
*Weird guy points to Kaoru*
Sano-"You meant ugly, right?"
Kaoru-"SANO!!!!!"
*Sano runs away*
-Two evil psychos!
Shishio-"Guess what?"
Enishi-"You wanna' light me on fire?"
Shishio-"Well, that too . . . but right now I have a better idea!"
Enishi-"What?"
Shishio-"I'm going to build a little park where all the little kiddies can go and play!"
Enishi-O-o
Shishio-"I know! Isn't it brilliant!!!" *high pitched girly laugh*
-And one darn cute rurouni!
Kenshin-"Save . . . me . . . " @-@
Girl1-"No one can save you now!!! There's not a person in the whole world who cares!!"
Random person-"I'm a person that cares."
Girl22-???
Kenshin-"Oro!"
Girl3-"Oh, he said it."
Girl7-"I wanna' hear it again!"
*All the girls start hitting Kenshin*
Kenshin-X_X
-On the 5th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----5 ignored cries!
Kaoru-"HELP! SOMEONE! An evil army of apes has captured me! HELP!
Kenshin-"Got any nines?"
Sano-"Go fish!"
-Four Gender Insults!
Random dude-"Hey girly, you wanna' go out with me?"
Kenshin *slaps the dude*-"I'M NOT A GIRL!! GO AWAY!!"
Random dude *sigh*
-Three sexy ladies!
Megume-"Whose the third lady if Kaoru and Kamatari are the other two?"
Kamatari *blush*-"Thank you!"
Kaoru-"Well its deffinatly not you!"
Megume-"Why you!"
*brawl*
-Two evil psychos!
Shishio-"You wanna' hear my evil laugh that will make every hair on your body stand up in fear?"
Enishi-"Bring it on!"
*Shishio giggles like a girl*
Enishi-o-O "Well, you were right about the scary part, but I think you scared me in the wrong way. . . "
-One darn cute rurouni!
Kenshin-X-X
Girl14-"You killed him!"
Girl16-"Now that he can't say oro anymore, he's no fun."
*Girls chuck Kenshin out the door*
Kenshin *wakes up*-"Oro. . . my head. . . "
Random lady-"Hey girls its Kenshin! Lets-"
Kenshin-"AHHHHH!" *runs away*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Peeko- "Yeah! We did it! The first part of the song is up! Lets have a party to celebrate!"
Sano-"YEAH!! Party! Party!"
Kaoru- "But whose gonna' pay for it?"
*Silence*
*Everyone looks at Kenshin*
Kenshin- "Hey, don't look at me!!"
Peeko *starts to cry*-"But I wanna' have a party!"
Kenshin- "Oh, please don't cry!!! PLEASE!!"
Peeko *gazes at Kenshin with puppy eyes*
Kenshin- "No! NOT THE PUPPY EYES!! FINE!! I'll pay for the party!"
Peeko- "YEAH!! Thanks Kenny!!" *grabs Kenshin*
Kenshin- "C-can't b-breathe. . . "
Peeko-"hmmm?"
Kenshin-x-x
Sano-"Way to go, Peeko! Now you killed him!! Now how are we gonna' have a party?!"
Peeko-"oops."
Kaoru-"Well, don't worry people's, hopefully, by the time we have the next part of the song up, Kenshin will wake up."
Kenshin-"I-I'm still a-alive!"
Peeko-"AHHHH! A zombie back from the dead!!!" *hits Kenshin*
Everyone *sweat drop*
Sano-"Peeko, stop killing him!! He was actually alive for a moment!!"
Peeko-"oops. Oh well, review people! PLEASE!"