-On the 6th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----6 hidden secrets!

Kenshin-"Kaoru . . . Secretly I've been killing off people mercilessly in my determination to take over the world."

Kaoru-"Oh Kenshin! *sigh* That's just too sweet! I'm falling in love with you all over again!" *dreamy sigh*

-5 ignored cries!

Kaoru-"Help Kenshin! The apes are trying to make me swallow apples whole! HELP!!!"

Sano-"Kenshin! Go long!" *throws the ball*

Kenshin-"I got it, I go-" *gets hit in the head with an apple*

Kaoru-"GET OVER HERE AND SAVE ME!"

Kenshin-"Sorry, not interested."

-4 Gender insults!

Random fellow-"Hey look-"

Kenshin-"Don't even start it." *evil glare*

Fellow-"Gee, aren't we a grumpy girl!"

Kenshin-"I'm not a girl!" *runs off crying*

-Three sexy ladies!

*Fighting continues*

Sano-"How long do you think it'll last? Place your bets here!"

Kamatari-"5 centuries!"

Yahiko-"Forever!"

-Two evil psychos!

Shishio-"We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we-"

Enishi-"You dolt! Its October!"

Shishio-"O.k. then.Happy 4th of July!"

Enishi *slaps forehead*

-One darn cute rurouni!

Kenshin *hiding the alleyway*-"Few. I think I'm safe."

Peeko-"Hey Kenshin! Finally I've found you!"

Kenshin-"Not you! AHHHH!"

Peeko-"Aww, come on Kenshin, I'm not that bad!"

Sano *cough, cough*

*Peeko hits Sano*

-On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----7 injuries!

Megume-"Whooo, Kenshin . . . what happened?"

Kenshin *twitch*-Sano used me as a shield . . . again."

Megume-"Wow. By my calculations, you're more likely going to die of brutal beatings by Kaoru than anything else."

Kenshin *twitch* @-@

-6 hidden secrets!

Shishio-"All I really want to do is be a toys R us kid forever! *Sniffles*

Kenshin-o-O

-5 ignored cries!

Kaoru-"Help! Now the apes are trying to roast me so they can eat me! KENSHIN!!"

Kenshin-"Oh, YEAH! Who's a good skateboarder?! That's me! Oh YEAH!!"

Sano-"Kenshin! Look out for the-"

!@#$WAM!$#@!

Sano-"-tree."

-4 gender insults!

Kenshin-"Can't you just go pick on someone else?!"

Fellow-"But I only love you!"

Kenshin-o-O *eye brow twitches* *retches*

Fellow-"I'm not that bad, am I?"

Kenshin-"Let me make this clear.I'M A GUY! NOT A GIRL! LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

-Three sexy ladies!

Fellow *pushes Kenshin out onto the stage*-"She's the winner! None of you ladies can compare to my love!"

Sano-"Kenshin, you're a girl?"

Kenshin-"NO I'M NOT! CAN SOMEONE GET THIS ANNOYING ******* AWAY FROM ME!!"

Kaoru-"O.k." *knocks out fellow*

Kenshin-"Thank you Miss.Kaoru!"

Kaoru-"Welcome!"

Kamatari-"I'm the sexiest!!"

Megume-"You wish."

-Two evil psychos!

Shishio-"I'm the evilest!"

Enishi-"No, I am!"

Shishio-"No, I am!"

Enishi-"No, I am!"

Shishio-"No, I am!"

Enishi-"No, I am!"

Shishio-"No, I am!"

Enishi-"No, I am!"

Shishio-"No, I am!"

Enishi-"No, I am!"

Shishio-"No, I am!"

Saitoh-"No, I am!"

Kenshin-"I agree."

-One darn cute rurouni

*Kenshin's hiding*

Peeko-"Come on, Kenshin! Come out!"

Kenshin *tremble*

Peeko-"Please Kenny?"

Kenshin-"ACHOOOOO!"

Peeko *spots Kenshin*-"Kenny!" *hugs Kenshin*

Kenshin-"c-can't breathe . . ."

Peeko-"Did you say marry me?!"

Kenshin-"No . . .suffo-cat-ting . . ."

Peeko- "Of course I'll marry you!"

*Kenshin passes out*

*Peeko drags Kenshin away*

-On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----8 dead dudes!

Megume-"I killed them! Killed them all!!! Me, a doctor?! Ha! They fell for it! Suckers!!"

Kenshin-o-O "This is a side of Megume I haven't seen."

-7 injuries!

*Kenshin's hiding . . . . . .again*

Kaoru-"Come out Kenshin! I won't hurt you!" *holds out mallet*

-6 hidden secrets!

Kaoru-"To **** with this 'sword-that-protects-people' mumbo-jumbo! I wanna' kill someone!"

Kenshin-O-o

Yahiko *runs away*

-5 ignored cries!

*sorry, but Kenshin has been temporarily knocked out due to his stupidity of running into a tree.*

Kenshin-x-x

Kaoru-"Help?"

-4 gender insults!

*Covers ears*Kenshin-"I'm not listening, I'm not listening!"

-3 sexy ladies!

Yumi-"Hey! I wanna' be one of the three sexy ladies! Someone has to go!" *glares at Kamatari*

Kamatari-"Bring it on sissy!"

*Brawl*

Kaoru-"o.k. . ." o-O

-Two evil psychos!

Shishio-"Can I-"

Enishi-"No setting me on fire! Set Saitoh on fire!"

Saitoh-"Try me." *pulls out sword*

*Enishi and Shishio let out girly screams and run away*

-One darn cute rurouni!

Peeko-"Kenshin, wake up!"

Kenshin-X-X

Peeko-"I know your faking it. You leave me no choice." *grabs fellow*

Fellow-"Darling!"

Kenshin-"AHHHHH! NOOO!" *runs away*

Peeko-"Now look what you did!" *knocks out fellow*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Peeko-"O.k. So all you people know, I'm gonna' tell you what some of the characters are, and where there from, like Enishi for example."

Enishi-"What about me?"

Peeko-"Oh, well, I'm just gonna' tell the poor folks a little bit about you."

Enishi-"Oh really . . . like the fact that I'm incredibly handsome?"

Peeko-O-o "No, but anyway . . . Enishi is the brother of Tomoe. Does everyone know who Tomoe is? Well, it's a long story, but Tomoe was going to marry Kenshin, but Kenshin killed her on accident, and she died trying to save her, and Kenshin tried to save her too and-"

Enishi-"Goodness! You're going to confuse everyone! And anyways, your brain can't hold it all."

Peeko-@-@"I know."

Enishi-"I one day come back to fight Kenshin to get revenge on my sister's death."

Peeko-"Yeah, and I don't exactly know what happens during the fight, but I'm learning. "

Enishi-"Peace out!"

Peeko-O-o "That was random."

Other character info:

Yumi-she's the girl that fell in love with Shishio and forever stayed by his side. She and Kamatari were always fighting over him, but Yumi seemed to win and get Shishio all the time.

Kamatari-he's (yes, Kamatari is a he) a cross dresser that's in love with Shishio. He's very strong and his weapon is a scythe. Kamatari always is caught fighting with Yumi.

Shishio-he's the evil mummy-dude that tries to take over the world. It's kind of a long story about him and all. He wears the bandages because people tried to kill him by setting him on fire. He and Kenshin end up fighting. I can't tell you any more or I would spoil everything for people who haven't read/seen it yet.