Peeko-"Yeah, on with the story!"
Sano-"Yeah, whatever."
*Peeko hits Sano on the head*
Sano-"Hey, what was that for?!"
Peeko-"You didn't sound very enthusiastic! You're supposed to be excited!"
Sano-"Why should I be?"
Peeko-*takes out mallet* "Because if you don't-"
Sano-"O.K.! YEAH!! WHOOO!! THIS STORY ROCKS!!"
*Peeko knocks out Sano*
Kenshin-"Hey, why'd you do that?"
Peeko-"He didn't say it with feeling."
Megumi-"It's because he has no heart to even have any feelings!! HA HA HA!!"
Sano-"I heard that!!!!"
Kaoru-"Yeah, and he doesn't have a soul either."
Sano-"It was the camera! I told you it would get to me!! It steals your soul!!! All cameras are evil! Beware, BEWARE!!"
Peeko *slaps forehead*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----9 days of gambling!
Sano-"Ooooh! Goody! Gambling, gambling!!"
Kaoru-"Now you got him started! Way to go!" *knocks out author*
-8 dead dudes!
Kenshin *evil grin*-"Hi, Peeko!" *takes out sword*
Peeko-"Uh, oh . . ."
Kenshin-"Heh . . ."
Peeko-"Sorry Kenny, I've got no choice. FELLOW!!!"
Kenshin-"AHHHHH! No, not him!!!"
-7 injuries!
Megumi-"Now what Kenshin?"
Kenshin-"I called Peeko a demon."
Megumi-"Tsk."
Kenshin-"Well, she is one!"
!@*CLONK*@!
Kenshin-X-X
Peeko-"Hmf!"
-6 hidden secrets!
Megumi-"I'm really an identity theft! Mu ha ha ha ha ha!!! I pose as a doctor then I kill my patients!!!"
Kenshin *tied to chair*-"Do you tell this to all your patients before you kill them?"
Thought-to-be-doctor-"Yes." *pulls out knife*
Kenshin-O.O "AIEEEEEE!!!"
-5 ignored cries!
*Kaoru is now pissed off. She beat up all the apes, came back, and then beat up poor Kenshin since he never came to save her. We are afraid that Kenshin may be doomed.*
Kenshin-"I'm still alive!! YEAH!!"
!@#$CLONK!@#$!
Kenshin-X-X
Kaoru-"Heh!"
-4 gender insults!
Kenshin-"GO PICK ON SANO! SAITOH! ANYONE BUT ME!!"
Fellow-"No can do."
-3 sexy ladies!
Kaoru *yawn*
*brawl continues*
Kaoru-"Bye! I'm going to go pick on Kenshin."
Kenshin-o-o "Please spare me!!"
-2 evil psychos!
Peeko-"I'm evil too!"
Shishio-"What the heck are you doing here?"
Enishi-"Yeah, what that dope said!"
Peeko-"To . . . take . . ."
Enishi-"Yes?"
Peeko-"YOUR PLUSHIE!!!" *grabs Enishi's Kenshin plushie* "MU HA HA HA!!"*Runs away*
Enishi-"NO! NOT MY PLUSHIE!!" *starts to cry*
Shishio-"NO! I wanted to set it on fire!" *begins to cry*
Saitoh-"Ooh, She's good."
Peeko-"No, I'm evil!" *evil cackle*
Saitoh- -_-
-One darn cute rurouni!
*Hiding in the closet*
Kenshin-"Ha! They'll never find me-"
Peeko-"-in here?"
Kenshin-"AHHHH! How did-when did-?"
Peeko-"It doesn't matter how or when I got in here, all that matters is that I'm in here! MU HA HA HA HA!!"
Kenshin *trembling*-"What are you going to do to me?"
Peeko-"Oh Kenny, its not like I'm going to kill you or anything! I just want to marry you!"
Kenshin-"m-marry y-you?"
Peeko *nods*-^-^
Kenshin-"AHHHH!!" *attempts to run away*
Peeko-"No Kenny! Don't run away!"
Kenshin *still screaming and trying to run away*
Peeko*takes out duck tape*-"If the only way to make you stay is this, I've got no choice!"
Kenshin-"No, not the duck tape! Anything but that! NO!"
-On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----10 samurai swords!
Kaoru-"Hey Kenshin! Where did you get all those swords?"
Kenshin-"I stole 'em from Cho."
*Somewhere far away*
Cho-"Hey, where are my swords? They're gone!!! NOOO!!"
-Nine days of gambling!
Sano-"Gambling . . .*drool*
Kaoru *slaps forehead*
-8 dead dudes!
Kaoru *holding real sword*-"Hey, Kenshin!"
Kenshin-"Hey Kaoru . . .why are you looking at me so evilly? Why are you holding a real sword?! Hey, where is everybody!!!!"
Kaoru *smirk*
-7 injuries!
Megumi-"Hey, where is Kenshin? Usually he's here by now."
*Meanwhile, Kenshin is still running from the evil Kaoru*
-6 hidden secrets!
Sano-"You guys. . .I have a confession to make."
Kenshin-"Yes, go on."
Sano-"I . . .I . . .I don't like doughnuts!"
Everyone *gasp*
Yahiko-"Sano! How could you?!"
Kenshin-"Who really cares about doughnuts anyway?"
Peeko-"I do!"
-5 ignored cries!
Kenshin-"Help! Sano, Kaoru has tied me up and now she's going to kill me! HELP!"
Sano-"Hey Yahiko! It's about time that I teach you how to gamble."
Yahiko-"YEAH!"
Kenshin-"Somebody?"
-4 gender insults!
Kenshin-"Arg! I give up!"
Fellow-"Oh, honey, don't look so down!"
*Kenshin starts cursing*
Fellow-"My, what a colorful vocabulary . . . "
Kenshin *evil glare*
Fellow-"Yipe!" *runs off*
Kenshin-"Yes! I win!"
Dude-"Wow! Check out that chick over there!"
*Kenshin starts cursing . . . again . . . with more anger*
-3 sexy ladies!
Kamatari-"I win!"
Yumi-"No fair! You used Shishio as a shield!"
Shishio-X-X
-2 evil psychos!
Enishi-"Hey, where's Shishio?"
Shishio-X-X
Enishi-"Yeah! He's dead! Now I shall rule the world!!"
Shishio *feebly replies*-"No, I-I'm s-still a-alive!!"
*Peeko hits Shishio*
Shishio-X-X
Peeko-"HA HA!! Now I can take over the world!"
Enishi-"No, I will!"
*Brawl*
-One darn cute rurouni!
*We are sorry, but Kenshin is temporarily out of commission. We are currently searching for him.*
Sano-"YEAH!! Now the story is over!!! WHOOO!!!"
Peeko *hits Sano*
Sano-@-@
Peeko-"How come he said that with feeling and before he said it with no feelings?"
Kenshin *cough, cough*
Peeko-"Y-you think my story is no g-good?" *begins to cry*
Kenshin-"NO! No more crying! Here have some ice cream!"
Peeko *shakes head no*
Kenshin-"Uh, wants some yams?"
Peeko *drools, but shakes head no*
Kenshin-"Want to have a party?"
Everyone-"YEAH!!"
Kaoru-"But who's gonna' pay?"
*Silence*
*Everyone looks at Kenshin*
Peeko-"Everyone please review! The end of the song will be up shortly!"
Sano-"Yeah, whatever."
*Peeko hits Sano on the head*
Sano-"Hey, what was that for?!"
Peeko-"You didn't sound very enthusiastic! You're supposed to be excited!"
Sano-"Why should I be?"
Peeko-*takes out mallet* "Because if you don't-"
Sano-"O.K.! YEAH!! WHOOO!! THIS STORY ROCKS!!"
*Peeko knocks out Sano*
Kenshin-"Hey, why'd you do that?"
Peeko-"He didn't say it with feeling."
Megumi-"It's because he has no heart to even have any feelings!! HA HA HA!!"
Sano-"I heard that!!!!"
Kaoru-"Yeah, and he doesn't have a soul either."
Sano-"It was the camera! I told you it would get to me!! It steals your soul!!! All cameras are evil! Beware, BEWARE!!"
Peeko *slaps forehead*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----9 days of gambling!
Sano-"Ooooh! Goody! Gambling, gambling!!"
Kaoru-"Now you got him started! Way to go!" *knocks out author*
-8 dead dudes!
Kenshin *evil grin*-"Hi, Peeko!" *takes out sword*
Peeko-"Uh, oh . . ."
Kenshin-"Heh . . ."
Peeko-"Sorry Kenny, I've got no choice. FELLOW!!!"
Kenshin-"AHHHHH! No, not him!!!"
-7 injuries!
Megumi-"Now what Kenshin?"
Kenshin-"I called Peeko a demon."
Megumi-"Tsk."
Kenshin-"Well, she is one!"
!@*CLONK*@!
Kenshin-X-X
Peeko-"Hmf!"
-6 hidden secrets!
Megumi-"I'm really an identity theft! Mu ha ha ha ha ha!!! I pose as a doctor then I kill my patients!!!"
Kenshin *tied to chair*-"Do you tell this to all your patients before you kill them?"
Thought-to-be-doctor-"Yes." *pulls out knife*
Kenshin-O.O "AIEEEEEE!!!"
-5 ignored cries!
*Kaoru is now pissed off. She beat up all the apes, came back, and then beat up poor Kenshin since he never came to save her. We are afraid that Kenshin may be doomed.*
Kenshin-"I'm still alive!! YEAH!!"
!@#$CLONK!@#$!
Kenshin-X-X
Kaoru-"Heh!"
-4 gender insults!
Kenshin-"GO PICK ON SANO! SAITOH! ANYONE BUT ME!!"
Fellow-"No can do."
-3 sexy ladies!
Kaoru *yawn*
*brawl continues*
Kaoru-"Bye! I'm going to go pick on Kenshin."
Kenshin-o-o "Please spare me!!"
-2 evil psychos!
Peeko-"I'm evil too!"
Shishio-"What the heck are you doing here?"
Enishi-"Yeah, what that dope said!"
Peeko-"To . . . take . . ."
Enishi-"Yes?"
Peeko-"YOUR PLUSHIE!!!" *grabs Enishi's Kenshin plushie* "MU HA HA HA!!"*Runs away*
Enishi-"NO! NOT MY PLUSHIE!!" *starts to cry*
Shishio-"NO! I wanted to set it on fire!" *begins to cry*
Saitoh-"Ooh, She's good."
Peeko-"No, I'm evil!" *evil cackle*
Saitoh- -_-
-One darn cute rurouni!
*Hiding in the closet*
Kenshin-"Ha! They'll never find me-"
Peeko-"-in here?"
Kenshin-"AHHHH! How did-when did-?"
Peeko-"It doesn't matter how or when I got in here, all that matters is that I'm in here! MU HA HA HA HA!!"
Kenshin *trembling*-"What are you going to do to me?"
Peeko-"Oh Kenny, its not like I'm going to kill you or anything! I just want to marry you!"
Kenshin-"m-marry y-you?"
Peeko *nods*-^-^
Kenshin-"AHHHH!!" *attempts to run away*
Peeko-"No Kenny! Don't run away!"
Kenshin *still screaming and trying to run away*
Peeko*takes out duck tape*-"If the only way to make you stay is this, I've got no choice!"
Kenshin-"No, not the duck tape! Anything but that! NO!"
-On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----10 samurai swords!
Kaoru-"Hey Kenshin! Where did you get all those swords?"
Kenshin-"I stole 'em from Cho."
*Somewhere far away*
Cho-"Hey, where are my swords? They're gone!!! NOOO!!"
-Nine days of gambling!
Sano-"Gambling . . .*drool*
Kaoru *slaps forehead*
-8 dead dudes!
Kaoru *holding real sword*-"Hey, Kenshin!"
Kenshin-"Hey Kaoru . . .why are you looking at me so evilly? Why are you holding a real sword?! Hey, where is everybody!!!!"
Kaoru *smirk*
-7 injuries!
Megumi-"Hey, where is Kenshin? Usually he's here by now."
*Meanwhile, Kenshin is still running from the evil Kaoru*
-6 hidden secrets!
Sano-"You guys. . .I have a confession to make."
Kenshin-"Yes, go on."
Sano-"I . . .I . . .I don't like doughnuts!"
Everyone *gasp*
Yahiko-"Sano! How could you?!"
Kenshin-"Who really cares about doughnuts anyway?"
Peeko-"I do!"
-5 ignored cries!
Kenshin-"Help! Sano, Kaoru has tied me up and now she's going to kill me! HELP!"
Sano-"Hey Yahiko! It's about time that I teach you how to gamble."
Yahiko-"YEAH!"
Kenshin-"Somebody?"
-4 gender insults!
Kenshin-"Arg! I give up!"
Fellow-"Oh, honey, don't look so down!"
*Kenshin starts cursing*
Fellow-"My, what a colorful vocabulary . . . "
Kenshin *evil glare*
Fellow-"Yipe!" *runs off*
Kenshin-"Yes! I win!"
Dude-"Wow! Check out that chick over there!"
*Kenshin starts cursing . . . again . . . with more anger*
-3 sexy ladies!
Kamatari-"I win!"
Yumi-"No fair! You used Shishio as a shield!"
Shishio-X-X
-2 evil psychos!
Enishi-"Hey, where's Shishio?"
Shishio-X-X
Enishi-"Yeah! He's dead! Now I shall rule the world!!"
Shishio *feebly replies*-"No, I-I'm s-still a-alive!!"
*Peeko hits Shishio*
Shishio-X-X
Peeko-"HA HA!! Now I can take over the world!"
Enishi-"No, I will!"
*Brawl*
-One darn cute rurouni!
*We are sorry, but Kenshin is temporarily out of commission. We are currently searching for him.*
Sano-"YEAH!! Now the story is over!!! WHOOO!!!"
Peeko *hits Sano*
Sano-@-@
Peeko-"How come he said that with feeling and before he said it with no feelings?"
Kenshin *cough, cough*
Peeko-"Y-you think my story is no g-good?" *begins to cry*
Kenshin-"NO! No more crying! Here have some ice cream!"
Peeko *shakes head no*
Kenshin-"Uh, wants some yams?"
Peeko *drools, but shakes head no*
Kenshin-"Want to have a party?"
Everyone-"YEAH!!"
Kaoru-"But who's gonna' pay?"
*Silence*
*Everyone looks at Kenshin*
Peeko-"Everyone please review! The end of the song will be up shortly!"