Peeko-"Yeah! The last chapter!"
Sano-"Yeah! The last chapter!"
Peeko-"Hey, you actually said it with feeling!"
Sano-"THE STORY IS OVER!!! I'M FREE!!!!! YEEEEE-HAWWW!!"
*Peeko whacks Sano*
Peeko-"Now that's a little over the top. You are a very crazy man."
Megumi-"Hey, that's my line!!"
Peeko-"Hey, where is Kenshin anyway?"
Kaoru-"At the hospital. The emergency room."
Peeko-"oops."
Kenshin-"I-I'm still a-alive . . ."
Saitoh-"Kill him!! KILL HIM!!"
Sano-"That's one of the many reasons that Saitoh is not a doctor."
Peeko-"Read on!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----11 new styles!
Kaoru-"Guess what's the new style everyone? Red hair, pink kimono's, and a cross shaped scar on the face!"
*Everyone goes and dresses like Kenshin*
Megumi-"Hey, where is Kenshin anyway?"
Kaoru-"Now that you mention it, I don't know."
Sano-"I found him!"
Kaoru-"Where was he?"
Sano-"Taped to the wall of the closet."
Kaoru-"Peeko . . ."
Peeko *innocent look*-"What?"
-10 samurai swords!
Cho-"Eh, Himura! Why do you have my swords?!"
*Kenshin throws the swords at Peeko and points at her, then stares innocently.*
Cho-"YOU . . .Thanks for finding my swords!! Here, keep one for yourself! It's to show my thanks!"
Peeko-^-^ "Thank you!" *grabs sword*
Kenshin- - _ -
-9 days of gambling!
Sano-*drooling* *the house starts to flood*
Megumi-"This is depressing."
-8 dead dudes!
Peeko-"Eh, Kenny, you like my new sword?"
Kenshin-"Y-yes."
Peeko-"I really want to try it out on something . . .or someone."
Kenshin-"AIEEEEEE!!"
Peeko-"Kenny! WAIT!! Come back! I didn't mean it!!!"
Sano-"Yeah." *cough, cough*
Peeko-"Well, since Kenny's gone, I have only one alternative." *looks evilly at Sano*
Sano-O-o "Uh, oh . . ."
-7 injuries!
Kenshin-"Megumi! Hide me! She's after me!"
Megumi-"In the closet!"
*Kenshin hides in the closet*
Peeko-"Hey where's Kenshin?"
Megumi-"In the closet."
Kenshin-"TRAITOR!!!"
Peeko *evil snicker*
-6 hidden secrets!
Yahiko-"Well, I . . .I like Kaoru's cooking!"
Kaoru-"Oh, Yahiko!"*blushes*
Sano *in shock*-"YOU DO???? WHAT ARE YOU?? CRAZY????!!!!!"
*Kaoru whacks Sano*
Sano *with a lump forming*-"Yahiko, are you sure you don't have a fever?"
*Kaoru knocks out Sano*
-5 ignored cries!
Kenshin-"HELP! Kaoru has a chainsaw and is going for my head!! Help!"
Yahiko-"Snake eyes! I win!!! AGAIN!!"
Sano-"You little twerp! Your cheating! Give me my money!!"
Yahiko *runs away*-"LOSER!!!"
-4 gender insults!
Dude *notices the new style of dressing like Kenshin*-"Hey, how come everyone looks like Kenshin? Now and can't tell which one is her!!!"
Kenshin *heavy sigh*
Dude-"There's my love!" *runs up to Kaoru thinking it's Kenshin*
Kaoru-"YOU PERVERT!!!"
!@#BANG!@#
Kenshin-"Oro . . .should have seen that one coming."
-three sexy ladies!
Kamatari- ^-^
Kaoru-=)
Megume-^- ~
Kamatari-=P
Kaoru-(=
Megume-X-X
Kamatari-*-*
Kaoru-@-@
Megume-=(
Kamatari-O-O
Kaoru-o-O
Peeko-"Uh . . .what are you doing?"
-2 evil psychos!
Enishi-"I give up! You win!"
Peeko-"YES!! I WIN!! And now you shall be my slave!"
Enishi-"Yeah . . .sure."
Peeko-"Now, slave, go get me some yams!"
Enishi-o-O "O.k. . . ."
Peeko-"Ah . . .the sweetness of being evil!"
-One darn cute rurouni!
Kaoru-"Sorry, but we can't find Kenshin again."
Sano-"I bet I know where he is."
*Sano opens the closet, finding Kenshin taped to the wall, Peeko in the process of taping him.*
Sano-O-O
Peeko-"What? It was the only way to keep him from running away!"
Kaoru-O-o
Kenshin-X-x
-12 unpaid bills! (Or more)
Tae-"Sano, sir, you really should pay your bills."
Sano-"Yeah, I will eventually."
.::EVENTUALLY::.
Tae-"You know he still hasn't paid."
-11 new styles!
Kaoru-"Hey everyone! My cooking is the whole new trend!"
*Everyone rushes to eat Kaoru's cooking. Some retching is heard.*
Kaoru *evil grin*-"Suckers!"
-10 new swords!
*Peeko grasps her knives in her hand.*
*An apple is set on Kenshin's head*
Peeko-"Now hold still, Kenshin."
Kenshin *shakes with fear*
Peeko-"Either the apple will disappear, or your head will disappear."
Kenshin *gulp*
-9 days of gambling!
Kaoru-"Guess what? We've got a whole new water supply!" *points to a drooling Sano*
Sano-"Gambling. . . *drool*
Megumi-"Well, with the way he's acting, it'll be a never ending supply."
-8 dead dudes!
*chasing after Kenshin with knives*
Peeko-"Kenshin, hold still! I won't miss! I won't hit you . . .i think. You just have to trust me!!"
Kenshin-"You're gonna' hurt me! What do you take me for? STUPID??"
Saitoh-"Well, like duh!"
-7 injuries!
Kenshin-"Help me, Megumi! Kaoru's chasing me!"
Megumi-"Behind the boxes!"
*Kaoru arrives*
Kaoru-"Hey, where's Kenshin?"
Megumi-"Behind the boxes."
Kenshin-"TRAITOR!! Traitor, Traitor, TRAITOR!!!!"
Kaoru *smirk* *lifts up bamboo sword*
Kenshin- "Kaoru . . .O-o
Megumi *pulls out medicine and bandages*
-6 hidden secrets!
*Ayame and Susume are playing tag happily at the dojo*
Ayame-"I'm gonna' get you!"
*Susume trips and falls on her face*
Susume-"!@#$%^&*()!@#!!"
Kaoru-"Susume!!! Where did you learn such language???"
*both girls point to Kenshin*
Kaoru *glares*
Kenshin-"Heh . . .heh . . .*gulps*
-5 ignored cries!
Kenshin-"Kaoru, STOP!! I didn't tell Susume those words!! I'm INNOCENT I TELL YOU!!! Put down that mallet!! HELP!!"
Sano-"Hey, you wanna' go save Kenshin?"
Yahiko-"No."
Sano-"O.k."
-4 gender insults!
Kenshin-"FINE! If no one will listen to my nice requests, I DARE you to call Saitoh a girl."
Dude-"O.k."
*dude walks up to Saitoh*
Dude-"Hey, Saitoh, you look like a girl."
!CLONK!
*Sorry, but the dude is out of commission, for like . . .forever*
Kenshin-"YEAH! I'm FREE!!"
-Three sexy ladies!
*Yahiko randomly walks in and spots Kaoru*
Yahiko-"Hey, I thought it was supposed to be three sexy ladies! What's Kaoru doing here?"
CLONK!!
Yahiko-@-@
Kaoru-"Grr."
-2 evil psychos!
Enishi-"I'm tired of being your slave! I'm gonna' revolt!!!"
Peeko-"Darn it! I guess it means I have to beat you again."
*Pulls out the Kenshin plushie and poises her hand above the garbage can*
Enishi-"NOOOOOOO! Not my Kenshin plushie! Anything but that!!!"
Shishio-"NOOOOOOO! Not the Kenshin plushie! I wanna' set it on fire!"
Saitoh-"KILL IT! KILL IT!!!"
Peeko-"Oh, go away!"
Saitoh-"Make me!" *glare*
Peeko *runs away with the Kenshin plushie, Shishio and Enishi following*
-one darn cute rurouni!
Sano-"O.k., Peeko. No more taping Kenshin to the wall, got it?"
Peeko *sigh*-"Got it."
*Sano starts to leave*
Kenshin-"WAIT! You're just gonna' leave me here with her?!"
Sano-"I trust her." *leaves*
Peeko-"Sucker!" *pulls out stapler*
Kenshin-"What are you doing with that stapler!! PUT IT AWAY!! HEY! NOT THE KIMONO!!! WATCH IT!!"
THE END
~~~~~~~~~
NOTE-notice that in the beginning of the first chapter, there was a part where some girls who thought hearing Kenshin say "oro" repedidly was really cool were attacking Kenshin? Well that is now copyrighted by Wistful_Eyes. Thanks Wistful_Eyes for being so nice!! ^-^X
Peeko *hands Wistful_Eyes a yam* "Here's a yam to show my gratitude!"
Wistful_Eyes-O-o
Peeko-^-^ "Just try to contain your excitement!"
Kenshin-"I don't think she's exactly thrilled by a yam."
Peeko-"Who wouldn't be thrilled by a yam?!"
Sano *cough*everyone*cough*
Peeko-"If a yam won't work, I have a better idea!" *hands Wistful_Eyes Kenshin*
Wistful_Eyes-^_________________^ "YEA!!!!" *runs off carrying Kenshin*
Kenshin-"oroooooooo . . . . . . . . "
Peeko-"Wait! I was kidding!! COME BACK!!! I WANT KENSHIN!!!"
Sano-"Good riddance!"
*Peeko smacks Sano*
Sano-"Yeah! The last chapter!"
Peeko-"Hey, you actually said it with feeling!"
Sano-"THE STORY IS OVER!!! I'M FREE!!!!! YEEEEE-HAWWW!!"
*Peeko whacks Sano*
Peeko-"Now that's a little over the top. You are a very crazy man."
Megumi-"Hey, that's my line!!"
Peeko-"Hey, where is Kenshin anyway?"
Kaoru-"At the hospital. The emergency room."
Peeko-"oops."
Kenshin-"I-I'm still a-alive . . ."
Saitoh-"Kill him!! KILL HIM!!"
Sano-"That's one of the many reasons that Saitoh is not a doctor."
Peeko-"Read on!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me----11 new styles!
Kaoru-"Guess what's the new style everyone? Red hair, pink kimono's, and a cross shaped scar on the face!"
*Everyone goes and dresses like Kenshin*
Megumi-"Hey, where is Kenshin anyway?"
Kaoru-"Now that you mention it, I don't know."
Sano-"I found him!"
Kaoru-"Where was he?"
Sano-"Taped to the wall of the closet."
Kaoru-"Peeko . . ."
Peeko *innocent look*-"What?"
-10 samurai swords!
Cho-"Eh, Himura! Why do you have my swords?!"
*Kenshin throws the swords at Peeko and points at her, then stares innocently.*
Cho-"YOU . . .Thanks for finding my swords!! Here, keep one for yourself! It's to show my thanks!"
Peeko-^-^ "Thank you!" *grabs sword*
Kenshin- - _ -
-9 days of gambling!
Sano-*drooling* *the house starts to flood*
Megumi-"This is depressing."
-8 dead dudes!
Peeko-"Eh, Kenny, you like my new sword?"
Kenshin-"Y-yes."
Peeko-"I really want to try it out on something . . .or someone."
Kenshin-"AIEEEEEE!!"
Peeko-"Kenny! WAIT!! Come back! I didn't mean it!!!"
Sano-"Yeah." *cough, cough*
Peeko-"Well, since Kenny's gone, I have only one alternative." *looks evilly at Sano*
Sano-O-o "Uh, oh . . ."
-7 injuries!
Kenshin-"Megumi! Hide me! She's after me!"
Megumi-"In the closet!"
*Kenshin hides in the closet*
Peeko-"Hey where's Kenshin?"
Megumi-"In the closet."
Kenshin-"TRAITOR!!!"
Peeko *evil snicker*
-6 hidden secrets!
Yahiko-"Well, I . . .I like Kaoru's cooking!"
Kaoru-"Oh, Yahiko!"*blushes*
Sano *in shock*-"YOU DO???? WHAT ARE YOU?? CRAZY????!!!!!"
*Kaoru whacks Sano*
Sano *with a lump forming*-"Yahiko, are you sure you don't have a fever?"
*Kaoru knocks out Sano*
-5 ignored cries!
Kenshin-"HELP! Kaoru has a chainsaw and is going for my head!! Help!"
Yahiko-"Snake eyes! I win!!! AGAIN!!"
Sano-"You little twerp! Your cheating! Give me my money!!"
Yahiko *runs away*-"LOSER!!!"
-4 gender insults!
Dude *notices the new style of dressing like Kenshin*-"Hey, how come everyone looks like Kenshin? Now and can't tell which one is her!!!"
Kenshin *heavy sigh*
Dude-"There's my love!" *runs up to Kaoru thinking it's Kenshin*
Kaoru-"YOU PERVERT!!!"
!@#BANG!@#
Kenshin-"Oro . . .should have seen that one coming."
-three sexy ladies!
Kamatari- ^-^
Kaoru-=)
Megume-^- ~
Kamatari-=P
Kaoru-(=
Megume-X-X
Kamatari-*-*
Kaoru-@-@
Megume-=(
Kamatari-O-O
Kaoru-o-O
Peeko-"Uh . . .what are you doing?"
-2 evil psychos!
Enishi-"I give up! You win!"
Peeko-"YES!! I WIN!! And now you shall be my slave!"
Enishi-"Yeah . . .sure."
Peeko-"Now, slave, go get me some yams!"
Enishi-o-O "O.k. . . ."
Peeko-"Ah . . .the sweetness of being evil!"
-One darn cute rurouni!
Kaoru-"Sorry, but we can't find Kenshin again."
Sano-"I bet I know where he is."
*Sano opens the closet, finding Kenshin taped to the wall, Peeko in the process of taping him.*
Sano-O-O
Peeko-"What? It was the only way to keep him from running away!"
Kaoru-O-o
Kenshin-X-x
-12 unpaid bills! (Or more)
Tae-"Sano, sir, you really should pay your bills."
Sano-"Yeah, I will eventually."
.::EVENTUALLY::.
Tae-"You know he still hasn't paid."
-11 new styles!
Kaoru-"Hey everyone! My cooking is the whole new trend!"
*Everyone rushes to eat Kaoru's cooking. Some retching is heard.*
Kaoru *evil grin*-"Suckers!"
-10 new swords!
*Peeko grasps her knives in her hand.*
*An apple is set on Kenshin's head*
Peeko-"Now hold still, Kenshin."
Kenshin *shakes with fear*
Peeko-"Either the apple will disappear, or your head will disappear."
Kenshin *gulp*
-9 days of gambling!
Kaoru-"Guess what? We've got a whole new water supply!" *points to a drooling Sano*
Sano-"Gambling. . . *drool*
Megumi-"Well, with the way he's acting, it'll be a never ending supply."
-8 dead dudes!
*chasing after Kenshin with knives*
Peeko-"Kenshin, hold still! I won't miss! I won't hit you . . .i think. You just have to trust me!!"
Kenshin-"You're gonna' hurt me! What do you take me for? STUPID??"
Saitoh-"Well, like duh!"
-7 injuries!
Kenshin-"Help me, Megumi! Kaoru's chasing me!"
Megumi-"Behind the boxes!"
*Kaoru arrives*
Kaoru-"Hey, where's Kenshin?"
Megumi-"Behind the boxes."
Kenshin-"TRAITOR!! Traitor, Traitor, TRAITOR!!!!"
Kaoru *smirk* *lifts up bamboo sword*
Kenshin- "Kaoru . . .O-o
Megumi *pulls out medicine and bandages*
-6 hidden secrets!
*Ayame and Susume are playing tag happily at the dojo*
Ayame-"I'm gonna' get you!"
*Susume trips and falls on her face*
Susume-"!@#$%^&*()!@#!!"
Kaoru-"Susume!!! Where did you learn such language???"
*both girls point to Kenshin*
Kaoru *glares*
Kenshin-"Heh . . .heh . . .*gulps*
-5 ignored cries!
Kenshin-"Kaoru, STOP!! I didn't tell Susume those words!! I'm INNOCENT I TELL YOU!!! Put down that mallet!! HELP!!"
Sano-"Hey, you wanna' go save Kenshin?"
Yahiko-"No."
Sano-"O.k."
-4 gender insults!
Kenshin-"FINE! If no one will listen to my nice requests, I DARE you to call Saitoh a girl."
Dude-"O.k."
*dude walks up to Saitoh*
Dude-"Hey, Saitoh, you look like a girl."
!CLONK!
*Sorry, but the dude is out of commission, for like . . .forever*
Kenshin-"YEAH! I'm FREE!!"
-Three sexy ladies!
*Yahiko randomly walks in and spots Kaoru*
Yahiko-"Hey, I thought it was supposed to be three sexy ladies! What's Kaoru doing here?"
CLONK!!
Yahiko-@-@
Kaoru-"Grr."
-2 evil psychos!
Enishi-"I'm tired of being your slave! I'm gonna' revolt!!!"
Peeko-"Darn it! I guess it means I have to beat you again."
*Pulls out the Kenshin plushie and poises her hand above the garbage can*
Enishi-"NOOOOOOO! Not my Kenshin plushie! Anything but that!!!"
Shishio-"NOOOOOOO! Not the Kenshin plushie! I wanna' set it on fire!"
Saitoh-"KILL IT! KILL IT!!!"
Peeko-"Oh, go away!"
Saitoh-"Make me!" *glare*
Peeko *runs away with the Kenshin plushie, Shishio and Enishi following*
-one darn cute rurouni!
Sano-"O.k., Peeko. No more taping Kenshin to the wall, got it?"
Peeko *sigh*-"Got it."
*Sano starts to leave*
Kenshin-"WAIT! You're just gonna' leave me here with her?!"
Sano-"I trust her." *leaves*
Peeko-"Sucker!" *pulls out stapler*
Kenshin-"What are you doing with that stapler!! PUT IT AWAY!! HEY! NOT THE KIMONO!!! WATCH IT!!"
THE END
~~~~~~~~~
NOTE-notice that in the beginning of the first chapter, there was a part where some girls who thought hearing Kenshin say "oro" repedidly was really cool were attacking Kenshin? Well that is now copyrighted by Wistful_Eyes. Thanks Wistful_Eyes for being so nice!! ^-^X
Peeko *hands Wistful_Eyes a yam* "Here's a yam to show my gratitude!"
Wistful_Eyes-O-o
Peeko-^-^ "Just try to contain your excitement!"
Kenshin-"I don't think she's exactly thrilled by a yam."
Peeko-"Who wouldn't be thrilled by a yam?!"
Sano *cough*everyone*cough*
Peeko-"If a yam won't work, I have a better idea!" *hands Wistful_Eyes Kenshin*
Wistful_Eyes-^_________________^ "YEA!!!!" *runs off carrying Kenshin*
Kenshin-"oroooooooo . . . . . . . . "
Peeko-"Wait! I was kidding!! COME BACK!!! I WANT KENSHIN!!!"
Sano-"Good riddance!"
*Peeko smacks Sano*