Alpha Fights
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?" James glared at Todd then Logan. "IS THIS TRUE?"
"Toad you are going to be a frog pancakes when I get through with you!" Logan shouted.
"James nothing happened!" Heather told him.
"YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?" James shouted.
"Not exactly…" Heather sighed.
"That's because you had feelings for him too," Jinx glared at her.
"So that's why you've been so hostile to me all day?" Heather snapped.
"You'd be hostile too if someone was putting the moves on your man!" Jinx snapped.
"I did not…" Heather snapped.
"Oh please!" Jinx snapped.
"Well it seems she's not the only one," Rogue glared at Jeanne-Marie who was making eyes at Remy and Scott.
"Yeah," Jean growled.
"Catfight! Catfight!" Pietro chanted.
"There is not going to be any catfight!" Ororo snapped.
"There will be if a certain French slut doesn't stop pawing my boyfriend!" Jean shouted.
"And mine!" Rogue snapped.
"Oh really?" Jeanne-Marie glared at them. "I do not see a bill of sale on them!"
At this time James was glaring at Logan and Jinx was glaring at Heather. "How could you betray me like this?" James shouted.
"He didn't. That's why he left!" Lance called out.
"You are not helping Lance!" Kitty snapped.
"WAK! LOVE! BETRAYAL! FILM AT ELEVEN!" Polly squawked as he flew around.
"Oh dear," Michael sighed. "At this time it seems we must be flexible and bend like the reed when the storm approaches."
"The wise man knows when it is time to allow the wind to howl and the storm to rage," Spirit agreed.
"What did they say?" Ray asked Lance.
"It means there's gonna be a fight so you might as well sit back and enjoy it," Lance grinned.
"You know Scott I think we need to go make some coffee," Remy tried to get away.
"Good idea," Scott gulped. "I'll help you."
"Oh wait," Jeanne-Marie grabbed their arms. "Please stay!"
"Hands off the merchandise sister!" Jean shouted.
"I'll hold her down! You hit her!" Rogue said. "If I do it I may kill her with my strength!"
"I don't have a problem with that!" Jean told her.
"No fighting!" Ororo shouted. "You two!" She tried to quell the bickering between Logan, Jinx, Heather and James.
"Is everybody happy?" Puck laughed as he and Hank sauntered outside, currently soused. "Uh oh…" They watched as Jeanne-Marie sailed across the table.
"Apparently not," Hank sighed as Jean-Paul started to fight in defense of his sister. Soon all the X-Men were fighting with either the two Alpha Flight teens or betting on the fight. The Misfits were enjoying the fight between the two couples.
James screamed and tackled Logan. Heather tried to stop him while Jinx tried to tackle Heather as Logan tried to stop her. Soon all four of them were tangled up and fighting each other. Ororo was now screaming at Spirit and Michael to do something but they were calmly ignoring her and having a drink. Until she started up her lightning. This prompted Lance to defend Spirit and Kitty to try and help Ororo. This prompted those X-Men that weren't fighting the Alpha Flight twins to get into a fight with the Misfits. Both Puck and Hank were trying to quell the fighting but ended up getting caught in the middle as well.
Amanda was comforting Xavier. "Come now Professor it's not that bad!"
"I don't know why we can't get along! Please tell me why the hell we can't all just get along!" Xavier shouted. "WILL ALL OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF?" He was about to send them a psychic blast but a stray shoe hit him on his head and knocked him out cold.
"Well something tells me it will be quite a while before these groups get together again," Shipwreck shook his head as he and Samantha watched the melee.
"Too bad they couldn't keep their heads clear like we could," Samantha hiccuped. "Pass me some more of that special tea will ya?"