Heyla, EHAB here. It's questions and answer time again, and this section might be longer than the chapter, if not for the fact that Phe-Chan outdid herself this time. * Marevanye, I actually don't know whether Mithrandir the Hamster is going to make any appearances or not. Phe-Chan had mentioned it, but the idea kind of died. *LalaithoftheBruinen, yes, I have heard the Hamster Dance Song. It's adorable. * Wicked Lady, I'm aware that the story does not make this quite clear, or hasn't yet, at least, but it is inferred that Ereinion Gil-galad' full modernized name is Erin Gild (hence the reference in Chapter One to Siobhán Gild). That way, he is easily provided with a first name and a last name that make sense. *General question. More than one person has asked whether or not there will be any more mention of the Sarah/Haldir pairing. Indeed, indeed, of course there will, but it must be patient with us, precious, patient, yes, quite. ^-^ * Leah, we're sorry it's taken us so long to answer your question. If you turn a bottle of water upside down (this will make sense in a minute, I promise), the water comes out of it in spurts, with air bubbles in between. However, if you poke a hole in that bottle, the air can escape from the side opening while all of the water gushes out the bottle's mouth in the space of (according to my father) a very few seconds. (I think he said just two, but I'm not sure on that.) It comes out hard, fast, and uninterrupted.

The same is true of an intoxicating beverage, which in Gil-galad's special case would be the Surge. When Derek poked a hole in the can, he provided an escape for most of the air in the can, so that there would be no air bubbles. Thus, when Gil-galad opened the can, the liquid shot straight down his throat into his stomach, causing almost instant drunkenness. Once again, this was a mean-spirited prank by a snobbish jerk. Please do NOT attempt this! I assure you that I have not and that neither has Phe-Chan.

*Hoshinekoyasha, we come to your question lastly because it is the one that has given us the most pause. We are glad you like the story, and we in no way wish to make you annoyed or uncomfortable. However, it is our mutual decision that we simply cannot remove God from our fanfictions. He is an integral part of our lives and our writings, and we feel that we must not ignore Him in either category. Also, we do not see that it is possible to have a fic centering around characters that are Angelic Powers without God. You can have God without angels, but you can't have angels without God. We hope you can still enjoy our fic in spite of its spiritual overtones. - EHAB

Yay! New chapter of a new story! Some notes on this

chapter: Waffles made with pancake mix are good

waffles. That is true. No really, try it!- Phe-Chan

The cold air whirled around her, biting like needles.

Andrea stood alone, surrounded deep shadows. In the

darkness, she tried to figure out where she was.

Across the sky, lightning flashed. Thunder boomed

loudly, seeming to come from all around her. Not

knowing why, Andrea ran. She ran down the concrete

path, passing bushes and unfamiliar buildings. Then

suddenly, there was no ground beneath her.

Andrea rolled painfully down the stairs, not stopping

until she had collided with something tall and smooth

and cold as ice. After a moment, she opened her eyes.

She was leaning against the glass wall of a huge

aquarium. Something large moved within the tank, and

Andrea watched it, hypnotized by the creature's grace.

Cold water lapped over the side of the tank, spraying

her face with drops.

"Salt water?" Andrea asked the emptiness. Again, there

was lightning and rolling thunder. The large creature

moved away from the glass and into the dark gloom of

the water. Andrea stood.

"Where am I?" There was no answer, but none had really

been expected. Andrea climbed the stairs she had fall

down and faced the dark clouds. It began to rain.

Andrea was scared, and cold... and completely alone.

She began to move again, but this time with slow,

trembling steps.

"Hello? Is anyone there? Legolas? Sivi? Anyone?" More

thunder was her only reply. Andrea was crying now,

trying her best to hide from the cold. Then there was

a soft crunch, so soft she shouldn't have been able to

hear it. Andrea looked down and moved her foot.

Something silver glittered on the ground, even though

there wasn't enough light for it to do so. She bent

and picked up the chain, for that's what it was. A

small charm dangled at the end. Andrea's eyes widened

in recognition of the small dolphin with a missing

tail fin. And she awoke.

Andrea sat blinked up at the ceiling, still trembling

slightly. Slowly, she stood and left the room as

quietly as possible. Luckily, she managed not to wake

Legolas. Once she was out in the hall, she let out a

sigh and shook her head to clear away the cobwebs of

sleep. She made her way to the hall bathroom and found

her hamster awake.

"Good morning, Celi," she whispered as cheerfully as

she could. "I had the weirdest dream, you know." Celi

twitched her nose and went back to eating a sunflower

seed. "So," Andrea went on, "are you feeling better

now?" Celi continued to eat. "Well, that's nice to

know."

"Do you always speak with your pet at four in the

morning?" asked a smooth voice from behind her. Andrea

turned to face Legolas's familiar smile and grinned

back. Celi made a scratching noise and retreated into

the little hamster house.

"I think she may not have

forgiven me yet....."

"She will," Andrea answered, giving her pretty one a

hug. "Ohayo and good day to you." Legolas returned the

hug.

"And may I ask what this strange dream of yours was?"

"Nothing really..... just a weird dream. It's not really

important." Legolas raised an eyebrow, but said

nothing else on the matter. Andrea's stomach growled.

"Hungry, Squee?" Andrea nodded and pulled Legolas into

the kitchen.

"It's a Monday and I'm up early, so I'm teaching you

to make waffles, she announced happily, pulling out a

big box of pancake mix.

~*~*~*~Tuesday Afternoon~*~*~*~

Legolas walked into the room Andrea called the studio.

Upon opening the door, loud music assaulted his

delicately pointed ears. In the middle of the room sat

Andrea covered in what looked to be reddish mud from

her elbows to the tips of her fingers. There was also

a drying swipe going across her forehead and down the

side of her cheek. Her clothes were also covered, but

they had so many spots of paint and other such things

that it was hard to assess what part of the total mess

that covered them was recent. Her bright copper hair

had been pulled back into a messy bun that was all but

falling down. Legolas's keen elven eyes could detect

flicks of the mud hidden among the flame like strands

as well. She had yet to notice him as he leaned over

her shoulder to see what his love was up to.

Between her hands, a small sculpture was forming. For

all that Legolas could tell, it was a tree that was

wrapping itself around a vase. He watched as Andrea

carved out details on the trees trunk. As she worked

she sang softly along with her music.

"Like a small butterfly, like a bird in the sky. Feels

like the star that I'm not. You tell me things that I

never knew. So what am I supposed to do? Running

around like a little kid, one, two, three and I'm hit,

hit, hit. Like a Dragonfly flying high in the sky,

there is a light above and beyond you and I. Like a

Dragonfly flying high in the sky, there is a light

above you and I. As she moved to pick a tool off the

floor, Andrea's hair slipped from its holder. With a

grin, Legolas reached over and pulled it back out of

the way. Andrea jumped nearly a foot.

"Sorry, my Squee, I meant not to startle you," he

whispered softly, braiding the soft strands of hair

and securing them with the run away hair tie. Andrea

waited until he was done before turning to face him.

As she did, Legolas pressed a soft kiss to the clean

part of her forehead. Andrea looked down at the phone

her elf had set aside.

"You mother called," he answered to her unspoken

question. "I was told to pry you way from whatever

project you were working on and put the phone within

your reach." Andrea looked at the phone as if it would

bite. She hadn't talked to her mom since the return

from Middle Earth, as she was not sure how the news of

her new husband would smooth over..... The phone chose

that moment to ring. Quickly wiping her hand on a near

by rag, Andrea answered.

"Hello? Oh, hey Mom..... er..... That was Legolas,

he's..... um, well, you might could say that..... well, um

..... IkindagotmarriedtohimafteratriptoMiddleEarth."

Legolas raised an eyebrow, impressed that Andrea could

talk so fast. There was silence for a moment. "Mom?"

Andrea asked after a while. There was another stretch

of silence. "Yes, we are..... er, not very long ago?

..... You're mad, aren't you? .....Yes, I understand,

but..... it's hard to explain..... no, we've know each

other for a long time..... it was a..... er..... long distance

relationship..... no, I very much doubt that he's a

crazy stalker..... Speak to..... yes'm." Andrea handed the

phone to Legolas, a look of panic on her face. Legolas

took the phone cautiously, not knowing if it was safe

to hold the device close to his ear or not.

"IF YOU ARE A CRAZY STALKER, I WILL MAKE YOU VERY

SORRY, YOUNG MAN!" shouted a voice on the other end of

the phone line.

"He's NOT a stalker!" Andrea shouted at the phone. "Or

crazy!" Legolas blinked, the loud yelling making him

feel slightly dizzy.

"Put Andrea back on the phone." Legolas did as he was

told, too stunned and confused to do otherwise.

"Mom, he's not..... But I have work on Saturday and

classes Monday mor - yes'm, I -- we will be there. Yes..... I

love you..... Bye." Andrea slumped back on her little

stool. "We are going to visit her this weekend," she

informed Legolas, sounding tired and worried. "I do

not think she was very happy....."

~*~*~*~Noon the following Saturday~*~*~*~

Andrea stopped the car in front of a two-story house.

She reached over and squeezed Legolas's hand before

opening the door. In her head, she was praying for

some sort of miracle. Never had she been so nervous,

not even when she had been facing orcs and evils her

own world could only imagine. A glance at Legolas told

her that he was just as nervous, and had no clue what

to expect.

They approached the door, and Andrea rang the bell

before letting herself in, pulling Legolas close

behind her. Suddenly, there was a brown haired blur

tackling Andrea and she let out a surprised squeal as

she fell to the floor.

"ANDREE! I MISSED YOU!" shouted the small boy now

sitting atop his older sister. "Come home more,

Andree!"

"Hey, Tony..... I love you too..... let me up now,

alright....." Andrea choked out.

"NO! You have ta promise to come more!" Tony replied

loudly. Legolas decided the pair must be related.

"Let your sister up, Tony. Andrea, come here,"

demanded a voice Legolas recognized from the phone.

Andrea stood as soon as the weight of the small child

had been removed. She led Legolas into the living

room. Several things were apparent to Legolas upon

entering the room. The first was that, if Andrea's

mother had designed it, then she liked blue. The

second was that he would learn a great deal about his

Squee simply by looking at the hundreds of pictures

scattered about the place.

"Er.....Hi Mom." Andrea's mother did not look very

happy. "Um.....meet Legolas." Legolas found himself

being pushed forward to face the woman on the couch.

Her eyes widened a bit when she saw him.

"You are the stalker?"

"He's not a stalker. He's an elf," Andrea muttered.

"I am Legolas. It is a pleasure to meet yo-- "

"Where are you from, Legolas?" Andrea's mother asked,

cutting the greeting short.

"Mirkwood." The phone rang. With a few words

declaring she would be back, Andrea's mother went to

answer, leaving the two alone.

"I think.....well, it could have gone worse," Andrea

whispered. Legolas smiled slightly and went over to

examine some of the photographs on the wall.

"Mom's a

photographer," Andrea said in way of explanation of

the number of the things.

"What's this one?" Legolas pointed to a picture of a

man and a very young red headed girl in front of a

glass whale tank.

"That's at Sea World. I used to go there every year

for my birthday....." Legolas looked over to see his

Squee looking away from that picture.

"Is this your father?"

"He's not here anymore," Andrea said, mostly without

emotion, though she wouldn't meet his eyes. Then she

laughed. "Hey look, this is one of Sivi. She was

acting in a play. That was a fun day. The guy playing

Romeo tripped, and the whole set fell on him. That

night, we had to remake the entire thing..... I don't

think I've ever had that much coffee since." The elf

knew very well that she was trying to change the

subject. Still, he accepted that, and let her babble

on about other pictures. After a while, the hyper boy

called Tony joined them. When Andrea's mother

reentered the room, she was surprised to see Legolas

giving her son a ride on his shoulders.

"Elf is tall! Now I'm up higher than you, Andree!"

"That's not a very difficult task, actually."

"LEGOLAS! Quit teasing! It's not very funny."

"I'm sorry, Melamin."

She sighed, almost sadly, as she watched her

children. As angry as she wanted to be.....they were

happy. Perhaps that made it, if not alright, then at

least a little bit less wrong. Besides, there were

reasons Andrea didn't know..... might never know..... but

they shouldn't affect her when she was this happy. She

walked into the room.

"You said you had work?" she asked of Andrea. Andrea

looked up, confused.

"Yes'm."

"Then go. And tell your friends I said hi." Andrea

smiled brightly and gave her mom a huge hug.

"Thanks, Mom. I love you." The couple said goodbye to

Tony and headed to the car. They stopped by the

apartment so Andrea could call and let people know

that she would be at work that night, and then they

headed to The Place.

Its actual name was "The Place To Be". It was a

two-story restaurant with brightly painted doors that

clashed with the dull brick of the outside walls. Once

inside, the noise and color were enough to make one

dizzy. The tables didn't match, and the bright walls

had drawings and writing all over them. The music was

currently a bouncy sounding song called Butterfly, but

the next one could well be something slow and sappy.

A sign by the entrance proclaimed that the specials of

the day were Klah, hot chocolate with cinnamon and

nutmeg, chili in a bread bowl, and that the poetry

club was holding a can drive on Wednesday. Andrea

slipped her hand into Legolas's before diving into the

crowd.

"Hey! Andrea, over here, girl!" shouted a girl over

the noise.

"Ohayo, Bonnie-chan!" Andrea shouted back, making her

way to the girl. Legolas looked at the girl with

interest as she talked excitedly to Andrea about the

used bookstore having a sale. The girl had loose hair,

but no bangs, and long fingernails. She wore flared

pants with lacing and a crimson shirt with similar

lacing. She also appeared to enjoy laughing..... a lot.

"By the way, who is the hot guy with you? Is the

Squee finally dating?" Bonny asked with a grin. Andrea

blushed like a tomato.

"Well..... you could say that..... I guess."