Disclaimer: I still don't own BttF.
Back to the Future: The Weakest Link
JM: Hi, and welcome back to TWL. The contestants shall now take turns to display their votes...
B: Marty
C: Ted
D: Biff
G: Clara
J: Clara
L: Ted
M: Clara
T: Biff
JM: Uh, ok. Biff, why Marty?
B: I still haven't forgiven him for the two manure truck accidents.
M: That was 30 years ago!
B: So?
JM: Clara, why Ted?
C: The last time I visited the toilet, a centipede crawled out.
JM: Ok... Jennifer, why Clara?
J: Flaming Trails paid me to do it.
C: Hey!
FT: (insert whatever she wants to say here)
J: Sorry. But I needed the money.
JM: Lorraine, why Ted?
L: He's advertising for a show other that BttF.
JM: So what? I get more cash that way, you know. Ted, why Biff?
T: I'm doing it in alphabetical order, dude!
D: Oh oh.
M: Whew.
JM: Ok. Anyway, with 3 votes against her, Clara is The Weakest Link. Goodbye. (Clara leaves)
C (off screen): I can't believe it! How can they do this to me? *sob*
JM: Now, it's on to Round Two, and you've still won nothing. Good for whoever's sponsoring this. Ok, we'll start with you again, Biff. Get the clock going. Why does Yoda need a walking stick if he can fight so well?
B: He can't fight well. It's all special effects.
JM: Right. Doc, if the speed of thought is faster than that of light, can thoughts go back in time?
D: I suppose so. That's why some people can predict the future.
JM: Yup. George, do heartless people get heart attacks?
G: No.
JM: Correct. Jennifer, when should you not go to the dentist?
J: After eating Oreos.
(Ted starts singing the Oreos jingle, and everyone stares at him until he stops.)
JM: Correct. Lorraine, is Jennifer Parker related to Peter Parker?
L: No.
JM: WRONG! Everyone's related! We're all human, right? (Starts laughing manically) Ahem. Marty, what is the personalized license plate number of the Pinhead's shared vehicle?
M: OUTATUNE!
JM: Right! Ted, who was Joan of Arc?
T: Noah's wife?
JM: Yup! Biff, in a symphonic band, which are better, the brass or the woodwinds?
B: Brass?
JM: NO! WOODWINDS RULE THE BAND! Um...Doc, why shouldn't people drink and drive?
D: If they hit a hump, they'll spill their drink.
JM: Right. George, why is Round Two of this stupid, pointless game longer than Round One of this stupid, pointless game?
G: The people who wrote it are stupid and pointless.
JM: Uh huh. Jennifer, who is Barney the Dinosaur?
J: A man in a purple suit.
JM: Correct! Lorraine, what would happen if someone were to travel east across the International Date Line a few times in one day?
L: They'd go back in time?
JM: Nah. Time travel isn't possible. The answer was, "I'm not a geography teacher, what makes you think I'd know?" Marty, is pork red or white meat?
M: It's a mixture, which is why it's pink.
JM: Right. Ted...
T: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz with his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation!
Timer: TEET!
T: EXCELLENT!
(Applause)
JM: I can't believe it! Someone actually managed to bank money... okay, anyway, the round is over and it's time to vote of The Weakest Link!
Miscellaneous voice from somewhere: With all her answers wrong, Lorraine is the weakest link. Doc, George, Jennifer and Marty are the strongest links. Ted, however, has amazingly managed to bank some money. Will that save him? We'll see...
JM: Ok, It's time for yet another commercial break. Don't go away. We'll be right back.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Review time...
Back to the Future: The Weakest Link
JM: Hi, and welcome back to TWL. The contestants shall now take turns to display their votes...
B: Marty
C: Ted
D: Biff
G: Clara
J: Clara
L: Ted
M: Clara
T: Biff
JM: Uh, ok. Biff, why Marty?
B: I still haven't forgiven him for the two manure truck accidents.
M: That was 30 years ago!
B: So?
JM: Clara, why Ted?
C: The last time I visited the toilet, a centipede crawled out.
JM: Ok... Jennifer, why Clara?
J: Flaming Trails paid me to do it.
C: Hey!
FT: (insert whatever she wants to say here)
J: Sorry. But I needed the money.
JM: Lorraine, why Ted?
L: He's advertising for a show other that BttF.
JM: So what? I get more cash that way, you know. Ted, why Biff?
T: I'm doing it in alphabetical order, dude!
D: Oh oh.
M: Whew.
JM: Ok. Anyway, with 3 votes against her, Clara is The Weakest Link. Goodbye. (Clara leaves)
C (off screen): I can't believe it! How can they do this to me? *sob*
JM: Now, it's on to Round Two, and you've still won nothing. Good for whoever's sponsoring this. Ok, we'll start with you again, Biff. Get the clock going. Why does Yoda need a walking stick if he can fight so well?
B: He can't fight well. It's all special effects.
JM: Right. Doc, if the speed of thought is faster than that of light, can thoughts go back in time?
D: I suppose so. That's why some people can predict the future.
JM: Yup. George, do heartless people get heart attacks?
G: No.
JM: Correct. Jennifer, when should you not go to the dentist?
J: After eating Oreos.
(Ted starts singing the Oreos jingle, and everyone stares at him until he stops.)
JM: Correct. Lorraine, is Jennifer Parker related to Peter Parker?
L: No.
JM: WRONG! Everyone's related! We're all human, right? (Starts laughing manically) Ahem. Marty, what is the personalized license plate number of the Pinhead's shared vehicle?
M: OUTATUNE!
JM: Right! Ted, who was Joan of Arc?
T: Noah's wife?
JM: Yup! Biff, in a symphonic band, which are better, the brass or the woodwinds?
B: Brass?
JM: NO! WOODWINDS RULE THE BAND! Um...Doc, why shouldn't people drink and drive?
D: If they hit a hump, they'll spill their drink.
JM: Right. George, why is Round Two of this stupid, pointless game longer than Round One of this stupid, pointless game?
G: The people who wrote it are stupid and pointless.
JM: Uh huh. Jennifer, who is Barney the Dinosaur?
J: A man in a purple suit.
JM: Correct! Lorraine, what would happen if someone were to travel east across the International Date Line a few times in one day?
L: They'd go back in time?
JM: Nah. Time travel isn't possible. The answer was, "I'm not a geography teacher, what makes you think I'd know?" Marty, is pork red or white meat?
M: It's a mixture, which is why it's pink.
JM: Right. Ted...
T: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz with his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation!
Timer: TEET!
T: EXCELLENT!
(Applause)
JM: I can't believe it! Someone actually managed to bank money... okay, anyway, the round is over and it's time to vote of The Weakest Link!
Miscellaneous voice from somewhere: With all her answers wrong, Lorraine is the weakest link. Doc, George, Jennifer and Marty are the strongest links. Ted, however, has amazingly managed to bank some money. Will that save him? We'll see...
JM: Ok, It's time for yet another commercial break. Don't go away. We'll be right back.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Review time...