Disclaimer: As usual, I don't own BttF. Not at all. By the way, are there
any members of the BttF cast and/or crew here on fanfic.net? Just
wondering... if you are one of them, kindly reveal yourselves through the
reviews. *Receives lotsa reviews by a bunch of imposters; the real guys
review and are mistaken for imposters*
Back to the Future: The Weakest Link
Jaina McFly: Once again, welcome back to TWL. The contestants have currently banked a total of $100. Bad luck for the sponsors. Display your votes, please.
B: Marty
D: Jennifer
G: Jennifer
J: Doc
L: Jennifer
M: Biff
T: Doc
JM: Doc, why Jennifer?
D: She voted off Clara.
JM: Ok...George, why Jennifer?
G: Clara paid me to do it.
JM: Um, what's with all the bribing stuff? Never mind... Marty, why Biff?
M: Family matters.
JM: Ok, and Ted, why... oh, alphabetical order, right?
D: My name is Emmett!
T: Same thing, dude!
JM: With three votes against her, Jennifer is the weakest link. Goodbye. (J leaves)
(Offstage) J: How could Clara do such a thing? George is going to pay for this, I swear.
JM: And it's on to Round 3! Start the clock. Doc, what are kiwi fruits?
D: The eggs of the kiwi.
JM: Yup. George, is it illegal to bury dead pets on public ground?
G: I suppose so.
JM: REALLY? *Checks answer* Oh oh. Yeah. Um, Lorraine, give a physical description of Obelix.
L: Fat.
JM: Uh huh. Marty, if you see yourself fading from a photograph, what is happening?
M: The photograph is getting old.
JM: Right! Ted, define the word, 'Excellent'.
T: EXCELLENT, dude!
JM: Correct! Biff, are you male or female?
B: Male.
JM: Yup. Doc, why does Darth Vader wear a mask?
D: He has asthma.
JM: Yeah! George, what is your favourite movie?
G: Star Wars.
B, D, L and M: TRAITOR!
JM: Ok... Lorraine, who is 'The One'? Anakin Skywalker, Neo Anderson or Jet Li?
L: None, because they're all male.
JM: Correct! (Ducks thrown eggs from male audience) Ow... Marty, what is the difference between R-E-A-D and R-E-A-D?
M: One is in the past tense.
JM: Right. Ted, what is 'Back to the Future' in Chinese?
T: I don't learn Chinese, dude!
JM: Hui dao wei lai. Hah. Doc, in Star Wars, how come the Jedi never use the Force to switch off their opponents' weapons?
D: Those Star Wars guys are weird.
JM: Right. George...
G: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation.
Timer: TEET!
Audience: EXCELLENT!
*Applause*
JM: =S I can't believe it! That's the second time someone actually managed to bank money... got to make the banking sentence longer for the next game. Anyway, it's now time to vote off The Weakest Link!
Miscellaneous voice: Biff, Marty and Ted are the weakest links, if you really want to know. Doc is the strongest link, but of course that never changes anything...
JM: As usual, we'll take a short break here. You know what to do...review and we'll continue with Round 4!
TO BE CONTINUED.
Back to the Future: The Weakest Link
Jaina McFly: Once again, welcome back to TWL. The contestants have currently banked a total of $100. Bad luck for the sponsors. Display your votes, please.
B: Marty
D: Jennifer
G: Jennifer
J: Doc
L: Jennifer
M: Biff
T: Doc
JM: Doc, why Jennifer?
D: She voted off Clara.
JM: Ok...George, why Jennifer?
G: Clara paid me to do it.
JM: Um, what's with all the bribing stuff? Never mind... Marty, why Biff?
M: Family matters.
JM: Ok, and Ted, why... oh, alphabetical order, right?
D: My name is Emmett!
T: Same thing, dude!
JM: With three votes against her, Jennifer is the weakest link. Goodbye. (J leaves)
(Offstage) J: How could Clara do such a thing? George is going to pay for this, I swear.
JM: And it's on to Round 3! Start the clock. Doc, what are kiwi fruits?
D: The eggs of the kiwi.
JM: Yup. George, is it illegal to bury dead pets on public ground?
G: I suppose so.
JM: REALLY? *Checks answer* Oh oh. Yeah. Um, Lorraine, give a physical description of Obelix.
L: Fat.
JM: Uh huh. Marty, if you see yourself fading from a photograph, what is happening?
M: The photograph is getting old.
JM: Right! Ted, define the word, 'Excellent'.
T: EXCELLENT, dude!
JM: Correct! Biff, are you male or female?
B: Male.
JM: Yup. Doc, why does Darth Vader wear a mask?
D: He has asthma.
JM: Yeah! George, what is your favourite movie?
G: Star Wars.
B, D, L and M: TRAITOR!
JM: Ok... Lorraine, who is 'The One'? Anakin Skywalker, Neo Anderson or Jet Li?
L: None, because they're all male.
JM: Correct! (Ducks thrown eggs from male audience) Ow... Marty, what is the difference between R-E-A-D and R-E-A-D?
M: One is in the past tense.
JM: Right. Ted, what is 'Back to the Future' in Chinese?
T: I don't learn Chinese, dude!
JM: Hui dao wei lai. Hah. Doc, in Star Wars, how come the Jedi never use the Force to switch off their opponents' weapons?
D: Those Star Wars guys are weird.
JM: Right. George...
G: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation.
Timer: TEET!
Audience: EXCELLENT!
*Applause*
JM: =S I can't believe it! That's the second time someone actually managed to bank money... got to make the banking sentence longer for the next game. Anyway, it's now time to vote off The Weakest Link!
Miscellaneous voice: Biff, Marty and Ted are the weakest links, if you really want to know. Doc is the strongest link, but of course that never changes anything...
JM: As usual, we'll take a short break here. You know what to do...review and we'll continue with Round 4!
TO BE CONTINUED.