Disclaimer: I don't own BttF, yadda yadda yadda.
To Lisa Fagan: Thanks for answering the one of the greatest questions in movie history. Oooh, MJF same height as me... YOU MEAN MARK HAMILL'S 5'9''? NOOOOOO.... How can he how can he how can he HOW CAN HE BE TALLER THAN ME, HUH? Ok, never mind....where did you find the info from, anyway? I know bttf.com has cast and crew stats, but starwars.com don't have anything. I checked. Next question: Who is shorter, Gimli or Yoda? (
Back to the Future: The Weakest Link
JM: Hi again. Okay, display yer votes.
B: George
D: Ted
G: Biff
L: Ted
M: George
T: George
JM: Ok. Biff, why George?
B: His son trashed my car with manure. Twice.
JM: Fine, whatever. Doc, why Ted?
D: I've decided that I don't like him.
JM: Uhhuh. Marty, why George?
M: Sorry Dad, but Jennifer paid me to do it.
JM: THAT'S IT! From now on there shall be NO MORE bribing in this show! Man, you guys.... Anyway, George, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
(G leaves)
G (offscreen): I can't believe it! My own son! How could he... I've got this feeling Ted's gonna win. They're all biased towards him. Trust me. I mean, his questions are all so easy!
JM: Yay! Round 4! Start the clock. Biff, describe a toilet.
B: Small, cramped, dirty, smelly...
JM: That will do. Doc, why was it that in Pt 1 and 2 the date the DeLorean left for the future was 26 Oct, but in Pt 3 the date it came back to was 27 Oct?
D: The writer was getting confused?
JM: WRONG! The answer was: 'It's just a movie.' At least, that's what my mother said. Lorraine, continue the sentence. 'It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...
L: A flying DeLorean?
JM: Yup. Marty, name a phrase thieves sometimes use to con you into giving them money.
M: Save the Clocktower!
JM: Right! Ted, what happens when you flush a toilet in an airplane?
T: It's contents enter the atmosphere and fuses with water droplets to form acid rain, dude!
JM: EXCELLENT, dude! Biff, if there was one thing you could say to Marty, what would it be?
B: Hey McFly! I hear you've got purple underwear!
M: You....
JM: Ok.
M: Since when did The Weakest Link have open-ended questions?
JM: Since I started hosting games. Doc, using the formula where if a=b and b=c then a=c, what can be assumed if Santa Claus=fat and Barney the Dinosaur=fat?
D: Santa Claus=Barney.
JM: Right. Lorraine,
L: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation.
(Long pause)
L: Um, so what's the next question?
JM (looking up): WELL?
Timer: TEET!
Person controlling timer: Oops. Sorry.
JM: What d'ya mean, sorry? That's $700 we just lost! D'you know you can buy a FLUTE with that amount of money? Sheesh... Er, anyway, it's now time to vote off the weakest link!
Miscellaneous voice: Since nobody votes according to who really is the weakest link, I shall not waste my breath.
JM: Ok, I gotta go now. When we come back, we'll see who gets voted off this time. Bye. (Runs out)
M: Hey! Where's she going?
MV: To her other game. You know, Star Wars: The Weakest Link.
M: Oh.
TO BE CONTINUED.
To Lisa Fagan: Thanks for answering the one of the greatest questions in movie history. Oooh, MJF same height as me... YOU MEAN MARK HAMILL'S 5'9''? NOOOOOO.... How can he how can he how can he HOW CAN HE BE TALLER THAN ME, HUH? Ok, never mind....where did you find the info from, anyway? I know bttf.com has cast and crew stats, but starwars.com don't have anything. I checked. Next question: Who is shorter, Gimli or Yoda? (
Back to the Future: The Weakest Link
JM: Hi again. Okay, display yer votes.
B: George
D: Ted
G: Biff
L: Ted
M: George
T: George
JM: Ok. Biff, why George?
B: His son trashed my car with manure. Twice.
JM: Fine, whatever. Doc, why Ted?
D: I've decided that I don't like him.
JM: Uhhuh. Marty, why George?
M: Sorry Dad, but Jennifer paid me to do it.
JM: THAT'S IT! From now on there shall be NO MORE bribing in this show! Man, you guys.... Anyway, George, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
(G leaves)
G (offscreen): I can't believe it! My own son! How could he... I've got this feeling Ted's gonna win. They're all biased towards him. Trust me. I mean, his questions are all so easy!
JM: Yay! Round 4! Start the clock. Biff, describe a toilet.
B: Small, cramped, dirty, smelly...
JM: That will do. Doc, why was it that in Pt 1 and 2 the date the DeLorean left for the future was 26 Oct, but in Pt 3 the date it came back to was 27 Oct?
D: The writer was getting confused?
JM: WRONG! The answer was: 'It's just a movie.' At least, that's what my mother said. Lorraine, continue the sentence. 'It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...
L: A flying DeLorean?
JM: Yup. Marty, name a phrase thieves sometimes use to con you into giving them money.
M: Save the Clocktower!
JM: Right! Ted, what happens when you flush a toilet in an airplane?
T: It's contents enter the atmosphere and fuses with water droplets to form acid rain, dude!
JM: EXCELLENT, dude! Biff, if there was one thing you could say to Marty, what would it be?
B: Hey McFly! I hear you've got purple underwear!
M: You....
JM: Ok.
M: Since when did The Weakest Link have open-ended questions?
JM: Since I started hosting games. Doc, using the formula where if a=b and b=c then a=c, what can be assumed if Santa Claus=fat and Barney the Dinosaur=fat?
D: Santa Claus=Barney.
JM: Right. Lorraine,
L: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation.
(Long pause)
L: Um, so what's the next question?
JM (looking up): WELL?
Timer: TEET!
Person controlling timer: Oops. Sorry.
JM: What d'ya mean, sorry? That's $700 we just lost! D'you know you can buy a FLUTE with that amount of money? Sheesh... Er, anyway, it's now time to vote off the weakest link!
Miscellaneous voice: Since nobody votes according to who really is the weakest link, I shall not waste my breath.
JM: Ok, I gotta go now. When we come back, we'll see who gets voted off this time. Bye. (Runs out)
M: Hey! Where's she going?
MV: To her other game. You know, Star Wars: The Weakest Link.
M: Oh.
TO BE CONTINUED.