Disclaimer: I don't own BttF. If I did...er...never mind. All the questions are mine except the third one, which I got off an email.

Back to the Future: The Weakest Link

JM: Ok, I'm back! Display yer votes.

B: Marty

D: Biff

L: Marty

M: Ted

Ted: Biff

M: This is heavy.

JM: Uh, Lorraine, why Marty?

L: He should be at home studying, no playing pointless games like this.

M: Hey!

JM: Ted, why Biff?

T: He insulted the toilets, dude!

JM: Ookay... um, we got a tie here. So lets do this in alphabetical order. Biff, you get to choose. Well?

B: Sayonara, McFly.

M: NOOOOOOOO!.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALPHABETICAL ORDER? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO THIS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER????? *hyperventilates*

JM: Marty, you are the weakest link. Goodbye. (pause) Hey, you know something, when you yelled 'NO' you sounded a bit like Luke Skywalker... you look kinda like him from the back too and... *gets glared at* Ok, ok! I get the point.

M (Off screen): *runs off to measure height with Luke Skywalker*

JM: Yay! Round 5! Ooh, four people left, $900 banked... Okay, start the clock. Biff, what are flying fish?

B: Fish that fly.

JM: Right. Doc, give an example of a tongue twister that can be found in a science textbook. And say it really fast.

D: Maltose is broken down by glucose by maltase, lactose to glucose and galactose by lactase, sucrose to glucose and fructose by sucrase.

JM: Yeah! Lorraine, why should you be scared of a therapist?

L: Therapist = the rapist.

JM: Yup. Ted, what is 'Back To The Future' in French?

T: I don't learn French, dude!

JM: Too bad then, dude. Retour Vers La Futur. Uh, Biff, are dinosaurs all extinct?

B: No. There's still Barney.

JM: Right. Doc, why does Jar Jar Binks wear a skirt in Episode 2?

D: I told you, those Star Wars guys are weird.

JM: Uhuh. Lorraine, describe the movie 'Evolution'.

L: The longest shampoo ad ever.

JM: Yeah. Ted, what is 'Back To The Future' in Al Bhed?

T: DUDE, I don't learn Al Bhed! (Pause) Wait a minute, wasn't that the language in FFX...?

JM: Maybe. What DO you learn then?

T: ENGLISH, DUDE!

JM: Ok, I'll keep that in mind. Anyway, the answer was Pylg Du Dra Vidina. I think. Biff, if 'shut up' means 'keep quiet', does 'shut down' mean 'start talking'?

B: Uh, I guess so.

JM: Ok. Doc, should you go back in time on reclaimed land?

D: No, unless you know how to swim.

JM: Right. Lorraine, in 'The Truman Show', did they also film Truman while he was bathing, and if they didn't, why didn't he use that time to escape?

L: Um... pass.

JM: Actually, I don't know either. Ted, what is 'Back To The Future' in English?

T: o_O Dude, I consider that an insult of my intelligence and refuse to answer.

JM: Fine, whatever.

Timer: TEET!

JM: Hey! Guess what? No one tried banking money this time! Yay! So... yeah, its time to vote off the Weakest Link. Bye for now. I need the loo. *dashes out*

TO BE CONTINUED... Please REVIEWWWW!!!

I'm kind of stuck here, as I don't know whom to vote off next. :S Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. Though I don't promise to follow them.....