Well I've gotten this far, so I might as well drag this fic out to a hundred chapters!
So Its Going To Be Longer Than A Week, Sue Me
"Let me see if I get this straight," Logan looked at Hank later that evening. "Now Amanda's mother is here trying to patch things up with her daughter. Fred's grandmother is here waiting to see her grandson. And now Dr. Strange and Benny are here… Why?"
"I haven't a clue," Hank moaned. "They just showed up and the next thing I knew Daisy Mae invited them for dinner and to stay the night."
"I'd never thought I'd say this but I'm starting to miss the Misfits," Logan muttered. He heard the doorbell. "Oh wonderful, who else is here to visit us tonight?"
At the door was Matt Burke, British Secret Agent and Kurt's biological father. "Hello there old chap, is Kurt around?"
"Ask a stupid question," Logan muttered.
"Mr. Burke…" Xavier entered with Kurt and Amanda. "You're here too I see."
"Matt what are you doing here?" Kurt asked.
"Well I was in the neighborhood and I thought we should spend some time together," Burke said. "I mean it was only a week ago I sort of had a part in ruining your special evening."
"Only a week?" Amanda sighed. "It seems longer for some reason."
"Well if you'd like I could stay for a while," Burke said.
"YEEEEHAAA! NOW FOR MY FIRE LASSO TRICK!" Daisy Mae called out from another room.
"Unless this is a bad time," Burke added.
"Professor can my father…?" Kurt asked weakly.
"Why not?" Xavier gave in. "Everybody else stays here!"
"Elf go show your old man where he's going to stay while Amanda and I see what's on fire this time," Logan sighed as he went to investigate.
"Sometimes I think I should turn this mansion into a hotel," Xavier muttered. "It would save me a lot of money in the long run."