Say The Secret Word
"Kitty go down there and see if you can repair the cut-off switch!" Xavier groaned as he watched the X-Men face off against an army of clowns, Keystone Cops, Abbot and Costello and the Three Stooges.
"HEY ABBOT!" Costello ran around with a baseball bat. "WHO'S ON FIRST!"
"I HATE THAT ROUTINE!" Scott shouted as he blasted Costello's bat.
"I'm a bad boy…" Costello blinked right before Scott blasted him to smithereens.
"And I thought the Mojoverse was crazy," Kitty muttered as she phased her way inside. "Hey guys! I need to stay solid to work on this thing! I need some cover!"
"You got it Half Pint!" Logan said. "Move it out!"
"Nightcrawler why don't you try teleporting some of these people out of here?" Rogue shouted. She saw him on the floor. "Nightcrawler!"
"I can't believe I fell for the old banana peel on the floor routine…" Kurt muttered before he passed out.
"Well this certainly inspires confidence," Burke grumbled as he ran for his life.
"YEOW! THAT HURT!" Ororo groaned as a spring with a boxing glove sprang in front of her and knocked her down.
Groucho appeared with a bomb. "You said the secret word! Hurt! Congratulations! I hope you appreciate this little token of my appreciation!" He handed her the bomb.
Peter took it. "Oh no you don't!" He snapped off the fuse. "HA! That takes care of that!" Then the bomb exploded in his face. His metal body was covered in soot.
"You'd have think he'd seen that one coming," Ororo sighed.
"I did," Groucho grinned as he put his head on her shoulder.
Ororo screamed and zapped him to ashes. "YOU ARE EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN SHIPWRECK!" She screamed. Then she looked at the pile. "Oh wait, no you're not. I can turn you off."
"Say I don't look at all well," Groucho appeared again. He took Ororo's hand. "Don't turn us off. Can't you see what I'm trying to say? I love you! Your eyes, your throat, your hair…everything reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that?"
"SOMEBODY SHUT THIS PROGRAM DOWN NOW!" Ororo screamed.
"LOOK OUT FOR THE PIES!" Rogue snapped.
"I got 'em!" Scott used his optic blasts to zap all of them.
Well almost all of them. Burke got hit with one. "Oops," Scott gulped. "Sorry."
"Stooges to the left!" Daisy Mae shouted as she threw another grenade. "They're mine!"
"WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!" They shouted as they were blown up.
"Where is she getting all these weapons?" Logan shouted.
"Got it!" Kitty turned off the switch and the Danger Room deactivated.
"We did it!" Burke grinned as he brushed off the pie.
"We did it," Scott corrected him. "I know the Danger Room is supposed to prepare us for he unexpected, but that was a little too unexpected for my tastes!"
"I thought it was a hoot!" Daisy Mae grinned. "Most fun I've had in a long time!"
"It's official," Rogue muttered to herself. "Insanity runs in Blob's family."