(I know I have tendency to make fun of Sora and Kairi. Riku's my favorite
and this is a humor story. I try to keep it lively!)
"Hello?" Sora yelled through the grounds towards the brightly lit castle. "He-" Riku shoved his hand over Sora's mouth.
"Concealriku." Kairi said. The all began invisible.
A dark being in a cloak walked right past them. "Don't be scared." Riku whispered. "They sense fright."
The being lifted his head into the air and continued walking.
"Let's go." Donald said, rushing them towards the grand doors of the castle. As soon as they were at the doors, they opened. Thousands of the hooded figures floated over to enter the castle. As soon as Sora and the team were in, the doors slammed locking the hooded ones out.
A man with a long beard and moon spectacles approached him. "Welcome guests." He said. The invisibility faded off. "I am Dumbledore, and this is Hogwarts. I knew you'd be here, so I arranged for a guide. Unfortunately, when you choose Mr. Potter as a guide, you get his friends, no charge." The man chuckled to himself.
"Anyway, you'll be sleeping in the Gryfinndor tonight."
This confused the team even more. What was this place? Why were little kids leading them around? What where those things? What is a gryfinndor?
"This way." The boy with brown hair and a lighting scar on his forehead said.
They entered a room that seemed miles high and had moving staircases. "OK, um, how old are you?" Riku asked.
"12." A red haired boy said. "We're only second years."
"Right." Goofy said, not understanding.
"What's your names?" Sora asked.
"Harry."
"Ron."
"Hermione."
"I'm Sora, This is Riku and Kairi."
"And I'm Donald. This is Goofy."
"So, where are we?" Goofy asked.
"Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry." Harry answered.
"What were those thingy's?" Kairi asked,
"Dementors." Hermione said. "Nasty things. No hearts."
"Heartless?" Riku asked. Ron nodded.
"A spell protects the castle, but they have a mysterious boss. Maleficent is it? They're breaking down the barrier and we're all trapped in here."
"Professor McGonagal says they're searching for something called a 'keyhole.'" Harry said.
"Harry, I've told you, I looked it up and the keyhole is the entrance to the heart of our world. Don't you two ever listen? Harry you need to pay attention. Seriously!"
"Yes!" Ron said.
Hermione stared at him. "Ron, do you even know who I'm talking to?"
"Ummm, Gordon?"
Sora was beginning to realize how many stairs they had climbed when they finally reached the top. The entered the door and saw a picture of a fat lady.
"Password?" It asked. No one was scared. He imagined how frightened everyone would have been if this was their first adventure, but after meeting a mermaid, a skeleton, and a talking puppet, things didn't seem as strange.
"Hog wallop!" Ron announced. The picture slid to the side and everyone stepped up the stairs in front of them.
..............~Common Room~.............
"Well, I'm tired. Where do I sleep?" Kairi asked.
"This way." Hermione said, leading her up the spiral staircase on the left of the living room area.
"And I'm guessing-" Sora pointed to the spiral staircase on the right.
"Yes." Harry said. "And you get to go to the third floor of dorms."
"Why?" Riku asked.
"Well, you're closest to the age of Seventh years I'd guess. Right?" Ron questioned.
"I'm twenty." Riku said. He stared at Sora and smiled. "And heeee's only nineteen."
Sora crossed his arms and pouted.
They climbed the stairs to the 1st-4th years dorms and then climbed another staircase to the 5th-7th years. They choose two beds. No one else was in the room.
Sora closed his eyes and fell instantly to sleep.
"AHHHHHH!" a shout came from the girl's dorm in the middle of the night.
"Kairi!" Sora and Riku screamed, sitting up in bed. They both leapt out of bed and raced to the girl's dorm.
...........~Girls Dorm; Kairi's bed~...............
"Bad dream!" Kairi cried. "Spiders everywhere! A big giant one!"
"Don't worry Kairi. It was just a memory of Agrabah-" Riku looked over at Sora.
Riku looked Sora up and down, staring at his bunny footsie pajamas.
Sora looked Riku up and down, staring at his "Pepsi" boxers and T-shirt.
"That's sick!" They both said in unison.
"You're exposing more than I want to see!" Sora demanded.
"For God's sake Sora, you're wearing footsie pajamas with bunnies on them!" Riku demanded.
"My mom made em. If you have a comment, say it to my face." Sora retorted.
Riku, standing a good three inches taller than Sora stared down at him. "Go take them off!"
"KISS THIS!" Sora said pointing at his rump. Just then, a loud ripping sound could be heard. Sora had ripped his pants. Sora turned red and backed out of the room.
"We heard a scream!" Harry and Ron came rushing in with their magic wands.
"Oh, she had a bad dream." Hermione said. "Spiders." She nodded.
"Like Aragog." Ron said. "He lives in the Chamber of Secrets. Since it was cleared out, we thought it would be a great home for his colony.
"Don't use 'spiders' and 'colony' in the same paragraph. It makes it sound like there are a lot."
"Hundreds," Ron said. Harry shoved his hand over Ron's mouth.
"Like the one in Agrabah!" Sora shouted. "Aragog. I remember that word coming to mind."
"He tried to kill us!" Riku said.
"He wasn't nice at all." Kairi said.
Silence.
"Ummm. Rightee-oh then. Let's go reasonably explain it to him." Ron said.
Kairi's eyes became teary. "I'll stay here." She said.
"Kay." Hermione said, herding them down the stairs.
"Say, where are Donald and Goofy?"
..............~Hagrids Cabin~...............
"We are not game! We're Sora's helpers!" Donald shouted to the lummox known as Hagrid. Goofy nodded in agreement.
Hagrid only stared at them.
...............~Back in Hogwarts~..............
So, this is the Chamber of Secrets?" Sora asked as they entered a bathroom.
"No." Harry said something into a sink and the sinks parted, revealing a giant hole in the ground. "This is."
"Let's pair up." Hermione suggested.
"KAIRI!" Sora and Riku both tried to claim her at once.
"HERMIONE!" Harry and Ron tried.
"Here's what we'll do. We'll find out the prince's of heart." Kairi said. "Let's see; Pure heart, True heart, what else?"
"Free heart." Sora said. "Why not free heart. You know, free of hatred? Maybe the princes have those hearts."
"DETECT, FREE HEART!" A light shown throughout the room, but it was to bright to see who from.
"Free hearts." Maleficent appeared in the bathroom. "Cannot be hurt without reason. There is one for every pure heart. These free hearts can break our spells, and must be disposed of, or possessed. I know it was Ansem who helped you last time. And he will not do it again. Trust me." She disappeared in a cloud of darkness.
"Can't be hurt without reason." Hermione repeated. "INCENDIO!" A bolt of blue fire shot at Sora.
"FIRE!" he yelled. Red flames hurtled towards the blue flames. They exploded in midair.
"Sora, she's trying to see if you're the free heart." Kairi said.
"What if he's not?" Riku asked.
"Chances are, he is." Hermione said. "Sora, close your eyes." He obeyed.
"INCENDIO!" The fire struck Sora, hurtling him into the wall.
"Yes!" Riku hissed, pumping his hand in the air.
"INDENDIO!" Ron called. The fire hit Riku, but a shield of light surrounded his body, knocking the flames back at him.
"Here, learn this spell, we may need it." Harry told Sora a spell. "Try it."
"LUMOS!" A small light appeared at the tip of the Keyblade.
"Harry, teach him something useful." Ron whispered something in Sora's ear.
"LUMOS SOLAM!" The room exploded with light.
"Harry and myself with go first. Sora, Ron, you next. And then of course Kairi and Riku." Harry and Hermione jumped into the endless abyss and disappeared.
"Well, Ron." Sora took a hard glare at Riku, holding hands with Kairi. "Let's go."
They jumped in.
"I'm scared." Kairi said.
"I'm here. And to tell you truth, I'm scared too." They both jumped in.
............~Chamber of Secrets~...............
"What is this place?" Sora asked.
"Dark." Kairi said, noticing she couldn't see anything.
"LUMOS SOLAM!" The room lit up.
A door at the end of the room had snakes curled inside it.
Harry said something that resembled hissing.
The snaked all slid out of the center of the door as one slithered around the door.
Like a vault, the door opened.
.............~Salazar's Throne room~............
"What is this place?" Riku said, looking at the giant snake heads reaching out of the water as if they could come alive and bite them at anytime. Suddenly, a giant spider appeared in the mouth of every snake. The stared at the team.
"FIRE!"
"INCENDIO!"
All the spiders melted. A giant spider, the same one as in Agrabah dropped from somewhere in the sky and hissed at the team. It shot a web to the ceiling and rocketed up.
It began dropping in random places biting at them. Eventually, it landed on the ground and scurried o a giant statue of Salazar Slytherin. It entered the mouth of the statue.
Purple poison began shooting out of the statue. It hit Ron. As soon as it touched him, it evaporated into a steam and made Ron fall asleep.
The spider poked his head out of the statues mouth and began shooting webbing from his mouth. It encased Riku, who fell to the ground. "FIRIKU!"
"INCENDIO TRIO!"
The spider fainted. The remaining members of the party ran over and began smacking the head. The spider evaporated into steam and disappeared.
"Look, something's shining in the statues eye." Riku said, as the web evaporated away.
Sora and Harry climbed the statue and took out it's pupil; an orb with a star in it. Sora placed it in the Keyblade. It was identical to the Spellbinder, except it was black.
"Magic Tamer." A voice said in Sora's head. The Keyblade vibrated and pointed directly into the mouth of the statue.
It's beam shot into the Salazar statue mouth. The mouth closed and a locking sound echoed.
...............~Grand Hall~................
"Thank you, Sora." Dumbledore said. "You've saved us and the Dementors are gone. Thank you."
"Goodbye." Sora said. They all waved to each other.
Outside, they entered the Gummi Ship and blasted off.
Once again, the world of water and sunken ships neared them. Donald preformed his magic and they all entered Atlantica . . .
"Hello?" Sora yelled through the grounds towards the brightly lit castle. "He-" Riku shoved his hand over Sora's mouth.
"Concealriku." Kairi said. The all began invisible.
A dark being in a cloak walked right past them. "Don't be scared." Riku whispered. "They sense fright."
The being lifted his head into the air and continued walking.
"Let's go." Donald said, rushing them towards the grand doors of the castle. As soon as they were at the doors, they opened. Thousands of the hooded figures floated over to enter the castle. As soon as Sora and the team were in, the doors slammed locking the hooded ones out.
A man with a long beard and moon spectacles approached him. "Welcome guests." He said. The invisibility faded off. "I am Dumbledore, and this is Hogwarts. I knew you'd be here, so I arranged for a guide. Unfortunately, when you choose Mr. Potter as a guide, you get his friends, no charge." The man chuckled to himself.
"Anyway, you'll be sleeping in the Gryfinndor tonight."
This confused the team even more. What was this place? Why were little kids leading them around? What where those things? What is a gryfinndor?
"This way." The boy with brown hair and a lighting scar on his forehead said.
They entered a room that seemed miles high and had moving staircases. "OK, um, how old are you?" Riku asked.
"12." A red haired boy said. "We're only second years."
"Right." Goofy said, not understanding.
"What's your names?" Sora asked.
"Harry."
"Ron."
"Hermione."
"I'm Sora, This is Riku and Kairi."
"And I'm Donald. This is Goofy."
"So, where are we?" Goofy asked.
"Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry." Harry answered.
"What were those thingy's?" Kairi asked,
"Dementors." Hermione said. "Nasty things. No hearts."
"Heartless?" Riku asked. Ron nodded.
"A spell protects the castle, but they have a mysterious boss. Maleficent is it? They're breaking down the barrier and we're all trapped in here."
"Professor McGonagal says they're searching for something called a 'keyhole.'" Harry said.
"Harry, I've told you, I looked it up and the keyhole is the entrance to the heart of our world. Don't you two ever listen? Harry you need to pay attention. Seriously!"
"Yes!" Ron said.
Hermione stared at him. "Ron, do you even know who I'm talking to?"
"Ummm, Gordon?"
Sora was beginning to realize how many stairs they had climbed when they finally reached the top. The entered the door and saw a picture of a fat lady.
"Password?" It asked. No one was scared. He imagined how frightened everyone would have been if this was their first adventure, but after meeting a mermaid, a skeleton, and a talking puppet, things didn't seem as strange.
"Hog wallop!" Ron announced. The picture slid to the side and everyone stepped up the stairs in front of them.
..............~Common Room~.............
"Well, I'm tired. Where do I sleep?" Kairi asked.
"This way." Hermione said, leading her up the spiral staircase on the left of the living room area.
"And I'm guessing-" Sora pointed to the spiral staircase on the right.
"Yes." Harry said. "And you get to go to the third floor of dorms."
"Why?" Riku asked.
"Well, you're closest to the age of Seventh years I'd guess. Right?" Ron questioned.
"I'm twenty." Riku said. He stared at Sora and smiled. "And heeee's only nineteen."
Sora crossed his arms and pouted.
They climbed the stairs to the 1st-4th years dorms and then climbed another staircase to the 5th-7th years. They choose two beds. No one else was in the room.
Sora closed his eyes and fell instantly to sleep.
"AHHHHHH!" a shout came from the girl's dorm in the middle of the night.
"Kairi!" Sora and Riku screamed, sitting up in bed. They both leapt out of bed and raced to the girl's dorm.
...........~Girls Dorm; Kairi's bed~...............
"Bad dream!" Kairi cried. "Spiders everywhere! A big giant one!"
"Don't worry Kairi. It was just a memory of Agrabah-" Riku looked over at Sora.
Riku looked Sora up and down, staring at his bunny footsie pajamas.
Sora looked Riku up and down, staring at his "Pepsi" boxers and T-shirt.
"That's sick!" They both said in unison.
"You're exposing more than I want to see!" Sora demanded.
"For God's sake Sora, you're wearing footsie pajamas with bunnies on them!" Riku demanded.
"My mom made em. If you have a comment, say it to my face." Sora retorted.
Riku, standing a good three inches taller than Sora stared down at him. "Go take them off!"
"KISS THIS!" Sora said pointing at his rump. Just then, a loud ripping sound could be heard. Sora had ripped his pants. Sora turned red and backed out of the room.
"We heard a scream!" Harry and Ron came rushing in with their magic wands.
"Oh, she had a bad dream." Hermione said. "Spiders." She nodded.
"Like Aragog." Ron said. "He lives in the Chamber of Secrets. Since it was cleared out, we thought it would be a great home for his colony.
"Don't use 'spiders' and 'colony' in the same paragraph. It makes it sound like there are a lot."
"Hundreds," Ron said. Harry shoved his hand over Ron's mouth.
"Like the one in Agrabah!" Sora shouted. "Aragog. I remember that word coming to mind."
"He tried to kill us!" Riku said.
"He wasn't nice at all." Kairi said.
Silence.
"Ummm. Rightee-oh then. Let's go reasonably explain it to him." Ron said.
Kairi's eyes became teary. "I'll stay here." She said.
"Kay." Hermione said, herding them down the stairs.
"Say, where are Donald and Goofy?"
..............~Hagrids Cabin~...............
"We are not game! We're Sora's helpers!" Donald shouted to the lummox known as Hagrid. Goofy nodded in agreement.
Hagrid only stared at them.
...............~Back in Hogwarts~..............
So, this is the Chamber of Secrets?" Sora asked as they entered a bathroom.
"No." Harry said something into a sink and the sinks parted, revealing a giant hole in the ground. "This is."
"Let's pair up." Hermione suggested.
"KAIRI!" Sora and Riku both tried to claim her at once.
"HERMIONE!" Harry and Ron tried.
"Here's what we'll do. We'll find out the prince's of heart." Kairi said. "Let's see; Pure heart, True heart, what else?"
"Free heart." Sora said. "Why not free heart. You know, free of hatred? Maybe the princes have those hearts."
"DETECT, FREE HEART!" A light shown throughout the room, but it was to bright to see who from.
"Free hearts." Maleficent appeared in the bathroom. "Cannot be hurt without reason. There is one for every pure heart. These free hearts can break our spells, and must be disposed of, or possessed. I know it was Ansem who helped you last time. And he will not do it again. Trust me." She disappeared in a cloud of darkness.
"Can't be hurt without reason." Hermione repeated. "INCENDIO!" A bolt of blue fire shot at Sora.
"FIRE!" he yelled. Red flames hurtled towards the blue flames. They exploded in midair.
"Sora, she's trying to see if you're the free heart." Kairi said.
"What if he's not?" Riku asked.
"Chances are, he is." Hermione said. "Sora, close your eyes." He obeyed.
"INCENDIO!" The fire struck Sora, hurtling him into the wall.
"Yes!" Riku hissed, pumping his hand in the air.
"INDENDIO!" Ron called. The fire hit Riku, but a shield of light surrounded his body, knocking the flames back at him.
"Here, learn this spell, we may need it." Harry told Sora a spell. "Try it."
"LUMOS!" A small light appeared at the tip of the Keyblade.
"Harry, teach him something useful." Ron whispered something in Sora's ear.
"LUMOS SOLAM!" The room exploded with light.
"Harry and myself with go first. Sora, Ron, you next. And then of course Kairi and Riku." Harry and Hermione jumped into the endless abyss and disappeared.
"Well, Ron." Sora took a hard glare at Riku, holding hands with Kairi. "Let's go."
They jumped in.
"I'm scared." Kairi said.
"I'm here. And to tell you truth, I'm scared too." They both jumped in.
............~Chamber of Secrets~...............
"What is this place?" Sora asked.
"Dark." Kairi said, noticing she couldn't see anything.
"LUMOS SOLAM!" The room lit up.
A door at the end of the room had snakes curled inside it.
Harry said something that resembled hissing.
The snaked all slid out of the center of the door as one slithered around the door.
Like a vault, the door opened.
.............~Salazar's Throne room~............
"What is this place?" Riku said, looking at the giant snake heads reaching out of the water as if they could come alive and bite them at anytime. Suddenly, a giant spider appeared in the mouth of every snake. The stared at the team.
"FIRE!"
"INCENDIO!"
All the spiders melted. A giant spider, the same one as in Agrabah dropped from somewhere in the sky and hissed at the team. It shot a web to the ceiling and rocketed up.
It began dropping in random places biting at them. Eventually, it landed on the ground and scurried o a giant statue of Salazar Slytherin. It entered the mouth of the statue.
Purple poison began shooting out of the statue. It hit Ron. As soon as it touched him, it evaporated into a steam and made Ron fall asleep.
The spider poked his head out of the statues mouth and began shooting webbing from his mouth. It encased Riku, who fell to the ground. "FIRIKU!"
"INCENDIO TRIO!"
The spider fainted. The remaining members of the party ran over and began smacking the head. The spider evaporated into steam and disappeared.
"Look, something's shining in the statues eye." Riku said, as the web evaporated away.
Sora and Harry climbed the statue and took out it's pupil; an orb with a star in it. Sora placed it in the Keyblade. It was identical to the Spellbinder, except it was black.
"Magic Tamer." A voice said in Sora's head. The Keyblade vibrated and pointed directly into the mouth of the statue.
It's beam shot into the Salazar statue mouth. The mouth closed and a locking sound echoed.
...............~Grand Hall~................
"Thank you, Sora." Dumbledore said. "You've saved us and the Dementors are gone. Thank you."
"Goodbye." Sora said. They all waved to each other.
Outside, they entered the Gummi Ship and blasted off.
Once again, the world of water and sunken ships neared them. Donald preformed his magic and they all entered Atlantica . . .