The Dukes Family Reunion
"Well today was a fun day," Althea remarked as the Misfits teleported to the mansion.
"Maybe we should have stayed and helped them get rid of those turkeys and flamingoes?" Todd asked.
"Nah! They said they didn't need our help," Pietro waved.
"Yeah we've done enough," Lance nodded. "Hey what's going on outside? Looks like some kind of huge party."
"Well how else am I gonna celebrate finally seeing my baby boy for the first time in years?" Daisy Mae sauntered in.
"Granny?" Fred blinked. "GRANNY!" He ran over and gave her a bear hug. He twirled her around. "GRANNY! GRANNY! GRANNY!"
"I missed you too baby!" Daisy Mae laughed.
"Hey everybody this is my Granny!" Fred called out.
"Really?" Pietro quipped. "I thought she was your sister." Wanda smacked him on the arm. "What?"
"Can your mouth behave for one minute?" Wanda snapped.
"Isn't it beautiful?" Todd sniffed. "I love family reunions!"
"Well then you're in luck," Daisy Mae grinned. She led them out to the back yard where dozens of people were. "Say hi to everybody!"
"HI FREDDY!" They all called out.
"WOW!" Fred cried out in surprise. "MY WHOLE FAMILY IS HERE!"
"Yeah and we've been feeding 'em all," Tabitha groaned as she brought over an empty tray. "I thought you ate a lot Freddy but compared to that guy in the dress you're a light eater."
"Aunt Ralph?" Fred called out. "Is that you? Come here!" He ran off to meet his relatives.
"So that's Aunt Ralph," Lance mused. "You know that picture Blob showed us didn't do him half justice."
"Yeah and that mustache is really attractive," Wanda remarked. "Considering."
"Wow look at all the people with tattoos on their faces," Daria said.
"Hey I want one just like that!" Quinn jumped up and down.
"If I have to wait until I'm seventeen for one so do you," Althea said.
"Cool a freak show!" Pietro said. "And we're not the freaks!"
"For once," Todd added.
That was when the X-Men, Dr. Strange, Benny, Burke, Amanda and Margali showed up. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Xavier shouted.
"It's a party," Fred looked at him. "Duh! And people call me slow!"
"Welcome to the Dukes' family reunion," Daisy Mae grinned. "Now people everybody give a big welcome to Mr. Xavier. He's funding this little shindig!"
"I am?" Xavier blinked. "Now wait just a minute here…"
"Hey Lulu Belle! This here's my cousin Lulu Belle," Daisy Mae introduced Xavier to a short stout woman. "I think the two of you will get along like peas in a pod!"
"Charmed I'm sure but…." Xavier didn't get a chance to finish his sentence before she giggled and grabbed the handlebars of his wheelchair. "LET GO OF ME!" Xavier shouted as she wheeled him away. "HELP!"
"She's very affectionate," Daisy Mae explained. "She just went through her divorce."
"Her sixth or her seventh?" Fred asked.
"Ninth actually," Daisy Mae told him.
"Anybody want to join me for a little drink?" Burke asked.
"Good idea," Hank nodded. "I'll show you where my secret stash of gin is."
"I'll join you," Margali groaned.
"So will I," Dr. Strange remarked. "Coming Benny?"
"No I think I'll hang around here for a while," Benny said. "Hey is that a chick?" He ran over to one group.
"Logan! Storm! Beast!" Scott called out as they started to leave with the other adults. "You guys gotta do something about all this!"
"You tell 'em they can't stay here!" Logan remarked. "I think I'd rather go back and fight the demons than the entire Dukes clan! Some of these people are bigger than Blob!"
"Well I was always considered the lightweight of the family. Hey! Belle's here too!" Fred called out. "She's an old friend of the family! You remember her, right Jean?"
"Oh god this is a nightmare," Jean groaned.
"How do you know her?" Margali asked.
"Trust me Mrs. Sefton, you don't want to know," Scott sighed.
"Fred you have to do something!" Jean stomped her foot.
"Oh put a sock in it Jean!" Fred snapped.
"Yeah Freddy hasn't seen some of these people in years," Lance told her. "Don't ruin his big day!"
"This is not his big day! This isn't even his house!" Jean snapped.
"Boy you are a party pooper aren't you?" One of five huge girls the size of Fred remarked as the surrounded Jean.
"Hey I heard about you!" Another huge girl said. "You're that tramp that led on our cousin and broke his little heart!"
"You know what we do to girls like you back home?" Another made a fist.
"GET HER!" They screamed as they chased Jean.
Meanwhile Lance noticed that Peter was in an argument with a large male and Kitty was standing by. "What's going on?"
"This…person was trying to pick up Kitty!" Peter told him.
"Hey pal!" Lance snapped. "Kitty's ours!"
"Yeah we were here first!" Peter told him. Soon the three of them were fighting.
"Just what we need," Kurt sighed. "Another figure in the love triangle."
"Is that a cannon over there?" Althea asked.
BOOM!
"Yes I believe it is," Brittany remarked.
"You know Blob you have such a lovely family," Pietro snickered.
"Makes me feel a lot better about mine," Rogue said. "And I don't have to tell you what an accomplishment that is!"