It's Not A Party Unless SHEILD Shows Up
"Oh this is so not good!" Lance gulped as he looked out the window. "Both SHEILD and the cops have surrounded the place!"
"You can't let them take Freddy's sweet old granny!" Todd cried out.
"That sweet old granny is wanted in seven states!" Scott shouted.
"Oh pshaw! I'm only wanted in four," Daisy Mae waved.
"What do we do?" Fred looked like he was gonna cry. "I don't wanna let them take away my granny again! Please Al think of something!"
"I thought you guys were on the side of the law now?" Bobby asked.
"Hey this is family!" Fred snapped. "Let's see how you'd react if the tables were turned!"
"Well we can take Daisy Mae to Tahiti via the teleporter and leave her there," Althea said. "But from there she's gotta be on her own!"
"Oh thank you darlin'!" Daisy Mae grinned.
"Heck anything for Freddy," Althea shrugged. "Come on we gotta get outta here."
"Take my hand Granny," Fred told her. "This won't hurt a bit!"
"Goodbye everyone," Daisy Mae said. "Sorry about the mess!" She teleported with all the Misfits.
"As usual the Misfits have left us in a huge disaster to deal with!" Scott groaned as the sounds of gunfire rang out from the front of the mansion.
"Now what's going on?" Logan shouted.
"There's a shoot out on the lawn!" Jean shouted.
"Daisy Mae wasn't the only fugitive here. It turns out half the guests here have warrants out for their arrests in five states!" Ororo groaned as she walked in. He looked out the window. "Please tell me that is not a news van outside!"
"Uh would it help if I said it was an ice cream truck?" Bobby gulped.
Twenty minutes and fifteen arrests later Xavier watched the assorted paddy wagons take away some of the guests. "Somebody tell me this day was all a bad dream…" He moaned. "If only I could erase my own memories…"
"Well Charles Xavier we meet again," Nick Fury looked at him. "And it's only been over a week since you were in the middle of our last operation! Mind telling me what the hell you were doing throwing a party for a group of felons?"
"Charles I got the lawyers on speed dial," Ororo said holding a phone. She made a perplexed face.
"What's wrong?" Xavier asked.
"They're singing," She said in a confused tone. "They keep singing 'We're in the Money' and I swear I hear tap dancing. And there's someone in the back threatening to quit his job and move to Peru to tend alpacas for a living."
"Oh yes," Xavier closed his eyes. "My life would be so much simpler if I could erase my own memories."