Jack Sparrow was sitting at his desk on his beloved ship The Black Pearl.
The waves rocked him back and forth, but he decided to go up to the deck
anyway.
Jack then saw that a storm was just up ahead, but being stupid, he decided
to just go along into it.
Suddenly, Jack was thrown overboard.
"Christssake!" he yelled midway. "Am I the only one on this bloody thing?"
"Yes Jack," said the Narrator.
"Why?"
"Cuz you're creepy."
"If I'm falling that small of a distance, how can we be having this
conversation?"
"Since you put it that way, SPLASH!!!!"
Jack Sparrow plunged into the water and knocked his head against the side of the ship. When he woke up, he was in for quite a shock.
"You're alive!" said Valley-Girl voice. "OMG! I SO thought you weren't going to make it!" Jack opened his eyes and saw a blonde we all know as Legolas sitting in front of him. "I had to do a little CPR, but nothing major," continued the California girl.or was it a boy? An it? WHAT WAS IT??? "Um.what's your name?" croaked Jack, thinking that would clear everything up. "Legolas." "Ah." Jack said, his plan crumbling. He thought of a plan B. "Do you have a romantic partner?" "Yeah, a boyfriend named Aragorn. He's bisexual though, but he dumped that witch Arwen for me." "Oh." Jack simply could not figure out if it was male or female. "Uh." He needed a plan C, FAST! "So.have you ever dated a girl?" he said, careful to not emphasize the word "girl". "No!" Legolas said, disgustedly. A girl then, Jack thought. "So, Miss, where am I?" asked the pirate. Legolas remained silent, smiling at the things around him. "Miss?" The Elf did not respond. Then the horror struck in. Jack finally realized with terror.this was a MAN!!! "Mister?" he asked. "I'm not the master!" he said. "MISS-ter," corrected Jack. "Oh." he sounded disappointed. "WHERE AM I?" "Umm.I don't really know. All I know is that there is this HOT guy named Will that I just made out with-" "You're GAY?" Jack said with horror, backing away. "Wait. WILL'S GAY?!?!" "If he wasn't before. nevermind." Legolas said smiling broadly. "Oh no."
Jack Sparrow plunged into the water and knocked his head against the side of the ship. When he woke up, he was in for quite a shock.
"You're alive!" said Valley-Girl voice. "OMG! I SO thought you weren't going to make it!" Jack opened his eyes and saw a blonde we all know as Legolas sitting in front of him. "I had to do a little CPR, but nothing major," continued the California girl.or was it a boy? An it? WHAT WAS IT??? "Um.what's your name?" croaked Jack, thinking that would clear everything up. "Legolas." "Ah." Jack said, his plan crumbling. He thought of a plan B. "Do you have a romantic partner?" "Yeah, a boyfriend named Aragorn. He's bisexual though, but he dumped that witch Arwen for me." "Oh." Jack simply could not figure out if it was male or female. "Uh." He needed a plan C, FAST! "So.have you ever dated a girl?" he said, careful to not emphasize the word "girl". "No!" Legolas said, disgustedly. A girl then, Jack thought. "So, Miss, where am I?" asked the pirate. Legolas remained silent, smiling at the things around him. "Miss?" The Elf did not respond. Then the horror struck in. Jack finally realized with terror.this was a MAN!!! "Mister?" he asked. "I'm not the master!" he said. "MISS-ter," corrected Jack. "Oh." he sounded disappointed. "WHERE AM I?" "Umm.I don't really know. All I know is that there is this HOT guy named Will that I just made out with-" "You're GAY?" Jack said with horror, backing away. "Wait. WILL'S GAY?!?!" "If he wasn't before. nevermind." Legolas said smiling broadly. "Oh no."