On his way to New York, Buddy comes across Rudolph, screwed up and deranged. Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen show up to sing the new version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". Don't read if you don't want a children's classic ruined.
Morgan Freeman is Jesus, The Jonas Brothers beat Edward Cullen with guitars, Jack Sparrow kills Isabella from Phineas & Ferb, Buddy the Elf keeps screaming obvious things, Rudolph causes Santa's death, Peter Griffin raps, and more. or not, idr. r&r please