Animal Crossing: Kill Furry Creatures
Chapter 1: Killing the Cat
This story begins with a human sitting on a train. We don't know his name. What we DO know is that this human likes fire. So lets call him Pyro. We join Pyro sitting on the train, minding his own business, wondering how quickly his chair will burn when some screwed up cat comes and sits down beside him.
'CAN I SIT HERE, Meow?'
'No' The cat doesn't move. Pyro looks at him, then turns back to the procession of ants walking into his match.
'MY NAME IS ROVER, Meow!' Pyro looks at him again.
'You're a cat, and your name is Rover?'
'YES, Meow!'
'What type of fucked up name is that?' The cat lowers his eyes evilly.
'You shall burn in heeeelllll..' Then it went back to staring at the opposite chair. Pyro went back to the procession of ants.
'SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING, Meow!?' the cat yells in his ear, making Pyro drop his match, setting a spider web alight.
'I dunno, Dullsville, I gue.'
'RANDOMTOWN! OH I LOVE THAT PLACE, Meow! THAT'S MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY SPOT, Meow!'
'Great, you must feel proud..' Pyro's hand starts to twitch
'I DO,Meow!' Pyro looks at him with raised eyebrows, then realises he doesn't have any.
'SO, Meow, DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE THERE, Meow?!'
'Well, in Dullsville yes.'
'YOU DON'T HAVE A HOUSE, Meow! WELL I KNOW A FRIEND IN RANDOM, Meow, BECAUSE THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE VACATION SPOTS, Meow, WHO SELLS HOUSES, Meow, SO I'LL TRY AND ARRANGE SOMETHING, Meow!
So the cat rushes off in the direction of the payphone, leaving his mobile behind. Pyro looks at it then pockets the item in his bag. After a while the cat comes back and tells Pyro that he has arranged his friend to meet him at Random.
'But, I don't want to go..'
'WHY LOOK, Meow, RANDOM IS COMING UP, Meow!' So the cat pushed him out the door and starts cackling evilly.
'MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Meow!'
Pyro then pulls out his shotgun and blasts the cats head off through the window. Last he saw of it was its head boucing of the tracks then being splattered by an oncoming train going to Dullsville. That was the last he saw of the trains as well. Bugger. Reloading he watches the train leave.
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Kill the Bear
Chapter 1: Killing the Cat
This story begins with a human sitting on a train. We don't know his name. What we DO know is that this human likes fire. So lets call him Pyro. We join Pyro sitting on the train, minding his own business, wondering how quickly his chair will burn when some screwed up cat comes and sits down beside him.
'CAN I SIT HERE, Meow?'
'No' The cat doesn't move. Pyro looks at him, then turns back to the procession of ants walking into his match.
'MY NAME IS ROVER, Meow!' Pyro looks at him again.
'You're a cat, and your name is Rover?'
'YES, Meow!'
'What type of fucked up name is that?' The cat lowers his eyes evilly.
'You shall burn in heeeelllll..' Then it went back to staring at the opposite chair. Pyro went back to the procession of ants.
'SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING, Meow!?' the cat yells in his ear, making Pyro drop his match, setting a spider web alight.
'I dunno, Dullsville, I gue.'
'RANDOMTOWN! OH I LOVE THAT PLACE, Meow! THAT'S MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY SPOT, Meow!'
'Great, you must feel proud..' Pyro's hand starts to twitch
'I DO,Meow!' Pyro looks at him with raised eyebrows, then realises he doesn't have any.
'SO, Meow, DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE THERE, Meow?!'
'Well, in Dullsville yes.'
'YOU DON'T HAVE A HOUSE, Meow! WELL I KNOW A FRIEND IN RANDOM, Meow, BECAUSE THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE VACATION SPOTS, Meow, WHO SELLS HOUSES, Meow, SO I'LL TRY AND ARRANGE SOMETHING, Meow!
So the cat rushes off in the direction of the payphone, leaving his mobile behind. Pyro looks at it then pockets the item in his bag. After a while the cat comes back and tells Pyro that he has arranged his friend to meet him at Random.
'But, I don't want to go..'
'WHY LOOK, Meow, RANDOM IS COMING UP, Meow!' So the cat pushed him out the door and starts cackling evilly.
'MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Meow!'
Pyro then pulls out his shotgun and blasts the cats head off through the window. Last he saw of it was its head boucing of the tracks then being splattered by an oncoming train going to Dullsville. That was the last he saw of the trains as well. Bugger. Reloading he watches the train leave.
NEXT CHAPTER
Kill the Bear