STRANGE CONVERSATIONS WITH A BRITISH PERVERT

by The Black Rose of the gods

we could say this had areal plot but we are not that good at fibs just read if you want a good laugh warning. It's satiric in nature.r&r if you like or not.tell us

STRANGE CONVERSATIONS WITH A BRITISH PERVERT IN ALEX'S HEAD

a/n Two sisters conversing over a plot bunny led to this. Btw RK is me and AK is my semi twin. Don't ask, different mothrs, same father, within six weeks. Enough said.

SB "Let me go to Harry, you bloody bint!"

AK "Don't make me reach in there and castrate you! It's my body and I have to attend History class so that I can sleep through the clear eyes guy!"

SB "The who?!"

RK "You know, the guy who says wow in this really dry monotone. It's a commercial to sell eye drops."

SB "What are eye drops? You drop eyes?"

AK "Eye drops! The little drops of water that go into your eyes to clean them.  Dude, how fucking stupid are you?"

RK "Are you two done arguing yet?"

AK "No! He's being a stuffy, stuck up British bigot!"

SB "Excuse me? You're the one who won't let me go back home! Harry needs me!"

RK "I bet. How old was he when you two first tangoed?"

SB "Tangoed?"

AK "Had sex, dumbass. Carnal knowledge in its fullest."

AK and RK together "Really, did you flunk health?"

SB "Health, young ladies? I am in full health. Or was, before I died."

AK "Rose, did you notice that the annoying guy in my head skipped the part about being a dumbass?"

RK "He didn't deny sleeping with a guy who is not only a minor, but his godson too! Can anyone say incest?"

SB "Incest? How can me not sleeping with my godson be incest?  I'm talking like you!"

AK "Not you not. You actually doing."

RK "So have you? You have, right?"

SB "NO! I like someone else."

AK "Ooo, so it's the dog is hot for the werewolf thang!"

RK "I always thought he'd be hot for the snake, but that's just me."

AK "That one is okay, but I'm still going with the Stag and the Snake."

RK "But that's just…well, how do you explain Harry?"

AK "Mpreg."

RK "True, true." Nods head in understanding.

AK "So have we figured out anything during this conversation?"

RK "We figured out that he's an annoying bastard son of a whore!"

SB "What? My mother was not a whore and she was married when she had me!"

RK "No, honey. That's just what they tell you." Reaches over and pats him on the head.