This is a parody on those MasterCard commercials. Only its the FF9 characters. This all just for fun so I am not bashing any character in FF9 or any MasterCard commercial.
Oh yeah, I do not own FF9 or any MasterCard commercial. Squaresoft owns FF9 and its the company MasterCard that does the commercials. So that's why you can't sue me.
Rusty armor : 198 gil
Sword : 200 gil
Damaging one of the castle rooftops : 399 gil
Being so annoying yet you live throughout the whole game : Priceless
Blue coat : 84 gil
Straw hat : 23 gil
Black Mage Staff : 234 gil
Being so innocent and cute yet someone thinks that you are a bastard : Priceless
Metal thong : 55 gil
Feathers : 10 gil
Hair dye : 60 gil
Enjoy dressing up like a girl when you're a guy : Priceless
Forks : 4 gil
Gyshal pickles : 25 gil
A dress ???? : 35 gil
Your gender is unknown : Priceless
I hope you enjoyed reading my bad humor. Please review if you want after reading this but please no flames. I know this fic sucks but please just be nice about it though. Maybe after I am healed from writers' block, I could think up of more stuff to write for the other characters in FF9 unless no one wants me to.