Sorry if I updated so late. I was busy for a couple of days and was sick but now I am feeling fine. Thank you so much for your nice reviews everyone and thank you inkblot for pointing out that Quina should really know its gender. I guess I'm just a little dumb. And yes, you almost scared me inkblot for I thought you were a flamer until I actually read your review. I almost had a heart attack but I am okay. Thanks again everyone for your lovely reviews. I feel so loved. *wipes away tear* And I am not bashing any FF9 character or character pairings.
Disclaimer : Blah, Blah, Blah, I don't own FF9 or MasterCard commercials. Its just quite obvious. I'd be rich by now if I did own FF9 and MasterCard commercials. So you can't sue me.
Oh great, I almost forgot. I must specially thank Kujabie and Squirlymoo for posting up their own MasterCard commercial in their review. Thank you, thank you so much. This really helps me out. So their commercials are included in this part as well. Thanks Kujabie and Squirlymoo.
Ooops...... again I apologize for interrupting this fic. *hears yelling from the readers*. Before this fic may begin, I have a special that I decided to add in this fic just because I well....... felt like it, yeah. *sweatdrop* Its from that Pepsi commercial Austin Powers did with Shitney.....er, I mean Britney Spears. So yeah, I forgot to add in the disclaimer that I don't own Pepsi commercials, Austin Powers, and Britney Spears as well or anything else mentioned in this fic. But you guys obviously know that I'm not rich, so its quite obvious that I don't own what I had just mentioned. And no offense to Britney fans. I apologize if you fans are offended. Just don't flame me, please. I adivse you Spears fans to scroll down the page for the MasterCard commercials. That's enough blabbing for me.
{ A big huge party is being celebrated for no particular reason. Everyone is invited, even Legolas from The Lord of the Rings and Batman are in the party as well. Zidane is chatting with Dagger/Garnet when Blank all of a sudden taps Zidane behind the shoulder.}
Blank : Zidane look, its Bitchney..... er, I mean Britney Spears drinking her crap..... I mean Pepsi.
{ Britney Spears is walking with a bunch of guys whose I.Q. are no higher than 10. They just laugh at whatever she says. Britney then stops and drinks her crap...... I mean Pepsi. The morons just stare at her drinking.}
Zidane : ( shouts) That's no Pepsi! (dramatic music ensues as he runs towards Britney and snatches the Pepsi from her hands. He "zips " the Pepsi can which reveals to be..) Its a Pepsi Twist.
Britney : ( just stares at Zidane) Uh?!?
Zidane : (points at Britney) And that's no Britney Spears!!!!!
{ He punches Britney right in the face which made her fall, her back crashing into the table}
Zidane : Its a man!!!!!
{ Zidane then pulls Britney's hair. She screams in pain. The "wig" falls comes off and her "face" must have been connected to the "wig" since the "face" also came off as well. Britney was really.....}
Steiner : AGHHHHHHH!!!!! ITS JAR JAR BINKS!!! I must destroy this vile creature.
Jar Jar Binks : ( sees Steiner charging towards him with his sword) AHHHHHH!!!!!
Qui-Gon : ( somewhere in the crowd) Yeah right. You really think I am going to save his life this time. Heck no.
{ Steiner slices up the pathetic life form. Steiner then held up his sword for victory. Everyone cheers}
Beatrix : Now that's the man I married.( hugs Steiner)
Zidane : So I knew it. All along Britney Spears was Jar Jar Binks. That annoying creature form Star Wars Episode 1 : The Phantom Menace and Episode 2 : The Attack of the Clones. And he's now gone forever. Oh yeah!!!! ( starts to dance with Dagger. Everyone else starts to dance as well).
Author : Now let the MasterCard commercials begin.
Claw : 100 gil
Red hairdo : 60 gil
Ugly green pants : 10 gil
You just don't care at all : Priceless
Cheap ugly make-up : 5 gil
Big, huge dress : 233 gil
Slim Fast (which was really not much help for this person) : 10 gil
The most fattest character in FF9 : Priceless
Orange hat : 6 gil
Orange pants : 5 gil
Stolen ladder : 8 gil
Named after one of those little black circles hockey players like to hit with : Priceless
Summoner's staff : 431 gil
Tiara : 221 gil
Pretty white dress : 239 gil
Being flirted by a monkey boy : Priceless
Flute : 121 gil
Purple dress : 23 gil
Ribbon : 4 gil
Like to hang out with a bunch of moogles : Priceless
Knight Sword : 531 gil
Permed hair : 60 gil
Armor : 259 gil
Falling in love with an annoying guy *cough*Steiner*cough* : Priceless
Kujabie's FF9 MasterCard commercial
Ugly Clown garbs : $.01
White make-up : $.04
Obnoxious twin jester : .$.50
Looking like the love-children of Kefka : Priceless
Squirlymoo's FF9 MasterCard commercial
Ugly pants : 45 gil (c'mon, they had to be cheap)
Hair ribbon : 4 gil
Hitting on everything with legs : Priceless
Thank you for reading. Please review when you ever have the chance. And please, no flames. And you guys know that I don't own Star Wars as well. I apologize if this part wasn't that funny.( but except for Kujabie's and Squirlymoo's. Both of theirs' were hilarious. Way better than my take at a MasterCard parody. ) I hope you liked my little Pepsi parody commercial as well as my MasterCard parodies. And lets give Kujabie and Squirlymoo a big round of applause. *claps* I am definately an Anti- Spears fan. You call all that screeching, singing? Sorry Spears fans. Just had to give a reason why I despise her. And I am also an Anti-Binks fan. But almost everyone hate him anyways. Still, I apologize to the Binks fans out there.
Heh-heh, I'll try and think up some more MasterCard commercials for FF9. Tell me what you think but no flames.