A/N: Hey everyone. Sorry if I hadn't updated lately. Its just that I have been so busy and just didn't have enough time to update. And I have a report that is due tomorrow as well...... heh-heh. Anyways, thank you for your replies. And special thanks to DeNerd, Jakob der Ludner ( and thank you for the FF7 Mastercard one, I may wanna write one about FF7, if I ever get a chance.), KawaiiLunaKitty, Shade-Angel, and Kid Majere. I hope I didn't forget anyone else. Thanks again everyone. ^_^
Rusty:Viko4Ever : The one who called Vivi a bastard was some guy in the part where you see Freya's hometown for the first. I like the Viko pairing. Eiko and Vivi seem so cute together. And yes, I agree Vivi is the greatest character of FF9.
Disclaimer : I do not own FF9 or Mastercard commercials. Its quite obvious, isn't it?
Kakob der Ludner's
Oglop oil : 14 gil
Frog cloak : 20 gil
Little crown : 40 gil
Being no bigger than everyone's shoe for almost the full extent of the game : priceless.
DeNerd's
Fancy hat: 49 Gil
Posh Coat: 68 Gil
Huge Trident: 203 Gil
Being able to forget your rat-faced girlfriend completely: Priceless
KawaiiLunaKitty's
Hilda Garde 1 : 3,546,000 gil
Hilda Garde 2 : 4,743,000 gil
Hilda Garde 3 : 5,784,000 gil
Being turned into an oglop and having your life's
work stolen by your very own wife : priceless
Shade-Angel's
Moogle brush : 10 gil
Bob bob dye : 55 gil
Ribbon replacement : 25 gil
Being able to stay in Eiko's dress for half the game :priceless
Kid Majere's
blue dragon mask : 2 gil
weird funky glasses : 4 gil
outfit that's too small : 5 gil
having the stupidest laugh in the game : priceless
Here are some more of my parodies :
Lipstick : 24 gil
Eye liner : 23 gil
Another purple thong : 45 gil
Could possibly be a Sephiroth clone, only a female version though : priceless
Silver pot : 12 gil
Brown trousers : 9 gil
Little sword : 24 gil
The author can't think of a little MasterCard message for you : priceless
Blouse : 24 gil
Ultima Weapon : 4,000 gil
Another pair of ugly pants : 8 gil
Finding out that you are the brother of a cross dresser : priceless
Pendant : 541 gil
Pretty dress : 87 gil
Garnet orb : 89 gil
You just become queen, then your castle grows wings
and it gets destroyed by some giant thing : priceless
Long black armor : 45 gil
Long black cape : 23 gil
The Invincible ( I forget the name of that ship with the big eyeball): 56,978,000 gil
You are not related to Judy Garland : priceless
Big glasses : 24 gil
Suit : 13 gil
Telescope : 67 gil
You don't get any credit for your little poem, some guy in rusty armor
sort of does : priceless
I'll try and update some more if I ever have the chance. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I like all of the FF9 characters. I wrote this all for fun. And thanks again to my reviewers and the reviewers who helped me out by putting in their own MasterCard parody segment. They were so hilarious.
Please review if you ever have the chance. No flames please. I accept constructive criticism though.
Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Ah, I now have to work for my project in Geography class. Bye everyone!!!!! ^_^