A/n: I'm sorry that the last chapter was so short, but I hope this will make up for it. Thanks to every one who reviewed.

Reania- I was going to have a separate teacher for Geometry, Jessica's next class. Thanks for the idea!

Holly- Thanks for your many reviews! Thanks for the idea, but I wasn't planning on using him. I already have Lupin, and I doubt I could portray Lockhart very well. And yes, he is annoying! But funny!

Once again, I own no characters related to Harry Potter. Those belong to the wonderful woman to whom we owe so much, JK Rowling!



The Brilliant Idea************



Jessica grabbed her lunch out of her locker and headed down to the cafeteria. She took a seat between Emily and Justin when she got there. Ben sat across from her and Courtney next to him.

"OK, has anyone else noticed that something strange is going on here?" Jessica asked. They all nodded.

"The school is being overrun by Hogwarts teachers!" Emily exclaimed.

Courtney pulled out a sheet of paper and pen. "Let's see. Classes.. substitute..teacher.." She began to draw a chart.

"Well there's Mr. Luke in algebra. I think he's Lupin," began Emily. Courtney wrote this down as she talked. "Ms. Manor in English. She's obviously Mcgonnagal."

Ben continued for her. "We have Ms. Hannah in gym, whose Madame Hooch.um."

"Don't forget Madame Bestiola," Jessica muttered.

He rolled is eyes at her. "Oh yeah. She does Latin. Then there's Mr. Scots in science. Who is he again?" he asked glaring at Jessica.

She just glared back. Emily answered for her. "Mr. Scots is Professor Snape."

"Then there's that weird-looking cat that keeps showing up," Justin interjected. Courtney merely nodded and continued to write.

"That's it.so far." she held up the finished list. Jessica looked it over and, finding nothing wrong, nodded her approval.

"Next question is," Jessica asked while splitting up a cookie for her and Emily, "why are they here?"

This was answered with a moment of silence, or a silence as silent as the cafeteria ever is. Emily was the first to speak up. "Maybe they're here to hide out from Voldermort while they build up their master plan to stop him from further corrupting the wizarding and muggle world!".

Everyone merely stared at her. Emily looked flushed as she muttered "What? It was just an idea."

"Unlikely.any other ideas?" Ben looked around at them.

Justin looked up from his lunch. "I know!" he said brightly. "What if. we put holes.in cheese!?" Justin looked at them all eagerly.

Again, everyone just stared at him. "It's called Swiss cheese, Justin," Jessica enlightened him.

"Whatever," he mumbled, returning to his half-eaten lunch.

Right before the bell rang, Ben announced, "Since we can't seem to think of any logical reason why Hogwarts teachers have come here, I guess all we can do is to wait."

"That means no confrontations, or mentioning anything to anyone," Courtney said.

"Especially not the substitutes." Ben looked meaningfully at Emily and Jessica.

Then the bell rang. Jessica got up quickly to leave. She was eager to get to her next class. She had heard there was another substitute in Geometry. Who would it be?

A/n: There you go. Think about who it might be! Also, thanks to my brother, who came up with the cheese thing. Er.thanks.