Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, DBZ, LOTR, Inu-Yasha or Trigun.

If I owned any of these, I wouldn't be posting these stories here.

Armageddon (Or not)

Narrator: One day, Geniuss9 was busy writing a fanfiction to post online when a certain

disturbance appeared.

Dythonen the Evil: Genius, your stories suck!

Geniusss9: Grrr, you bastard! I'm the author! Now I send you to into a big battle in the

world of Lord of the Rings! AHAHAHAHA * A portal opens up in the computer screen

and Dythonen is sucked in*

D: AAAHHHHH

*Dythonen was sent to the part where the 1st battle to defeat Sauron takes place.*

D: Hey, what's this? *Finds the Ring of Power* Sweet, it looks cool on me *Puts it on*

Wow!!! *A dark, glowing aura surrounds Dythonen.* I feel so powerful! Hey, catch!

*Throws a large beam of black energy at the retreating human and elf armies. They all

die* I AM GOD!!! AHAHAHA

G: *Is writing a fanfiction, oblivious to what just happened.* this is going to be a hit!

People are going to crack up! Hey, something's wrong with my computer! Huh? *

Another portal opens up and Geniusss9 is sucked in* AHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Geniusss9 lands into a dimensional prison*

G: I'm the author, damnit! Thank god I have my laptop! I can escape! *Pulls out laptop

and frees himself from his prison.* Hey, where am I? What just happened?

*In front of him, Geniusss9 recognizes a familiar face.*

D: Well, as they say, shit happens.

G: What! You are behind this?

D: That's right. And with the ring of power, I am stronger than you and all your author

powers!

G: Really? Take this! *Pulls out giant eraser* AHAHAHA ERASER OF DOOM!!

D: Uh oh! *Takes out sword and chops up eraser* See? Not even you can erase me!

AHAHAHAHAHA

G: Damn. *Opens up portal* Ill be back!

D: I must prepare! I call all the villains from all the anime I can think of!

MWHAHAHAHA *Portal opens and Knives, Bakura, Cell, Legato, Naraku, Pegasus and

the Toguro brothers fall out*

Knives: Owwww ...

Legato: My ass. It hurts..

Bakura: *Flat on his face* Where the hell am I?

Cell: *Gets up* Huh? I thought I was in hell. YAY I'M ALIVE

Pegasus: Shut up *has just gotten up. Luckily, he was on top of the big pile of villains.

Toguro Brothers: *Squished on bottom* Ohhhh my head...

D: Greetings villains. I have called you here to serve my evil deeds. Whoever helps me

gets to keep part of the world.

C: Sweet! Sign me up!

B: I want the whole thing. If not, I send you to the shadow realm!

D: Try me

B: Fine *Uses his Millennium Ring* Ahahaha

D: I'm still here..

B: What! Aww shit! *Runs* AHHHH

Rest of Villains: We'll join you!

K: No killing Vash though

D: Can I torture him?

K: Sure, whatever.

Naraku: I want the shards! I must get the Shikon no Tama!

D: Um, you can have it.

D: Now, I will build my fortress! And I will defeat all of the authors one at a time!

Starting with Geniusss9...