I am so sorry that I haven't updated in a million years. Man, my math and Spanish grades aren't so great. *sigh* And today, I've just realized that my resume and thank you letter was due in English and I had no idea about the due date. And my teacher does not give mercy to students that forgets their assignment, she would only give a zero grade. Great, I was able to raise my grade to a C for my report card and now I get a feeling that is had been brought down because of those zeroes. Now my chances of be able to raise that C grade (which probably isn't any longer) by interim are gone and I have to raise that low grade back to a C. *cries*
Anyways, thank you all for reviewing, especially to Angelus, Raiegki Reiko Leviathan, Eika, General_Beatrix_666, Viko Lover, S.queen, and anyone else I probably forgot to thank. Hope you enjoy this chapter. r/r please and of course, as always, no flames.
Disclaimer : I do not own FF9 or MasterCard commercials. If I did, then I wouldn't waste my time writing stupid parodies like this....j/k!!!! Of course I writing parodies of all sorts. But I'm not kidding about not owning FF9 or MasterCard.
General_Beatrix_666's MasterCard
FF9 video game : 70 gil
FF9 strategy guide that you just bought to get the items that you missed : 30 gil
All the pencils you used to write with : 10 gil
Getting reviews filled with joy as your adoring fans praise your work : priceless
(A/N : Hmmm..... I wonder who that is. LOL.)
General_Beatrix_666's other MasterCard
Surgery for missing eye and an eye patch : 300 gil
Long white vest that show your chest to draw people's eyes away from the patch : 30 gil
'Save The Queen' : 2100 gil
Having a boyfriend that is completely annoying and looks as if he hasn't slept in
years : For Sale....but still priceless
Raiegki Reiko Leviathan's MasterCard
Moogle flute : 80 gil
World Map : 100 gil
Getting really annoyed when someone calls you, then tells you to go away : priceless
Eika's MasterCard
Paying back for stolen food : 20 gil
Keeping the maid happy : 10 gil
A spare flute : 30 gil
Getting adopted after being alone for years : priceless
S.queen's MasterCard
Ultra hold hair gel : 20 gil
Black underwearish pants : 15 gil
belt : 10 gil
Being able to walk around in your underwear in public : priceless
Angelus's Mastercard
Swords : 500 gil
Helmet : 45 gil
Scarf : 5 gil
Having four arms to fondle yourself with : priceless
Viko Lover's MasterCard
Pendant : 541 gil
Pretty dress : 87 gil
Garnet orb : 89 gil
You just become queen, then your castle gets destroyed by some giant thing : priceless
(A/N to Viko : thanks for your suggestion. I realized that mine was too long and that your shorter version was much better. Thanks again.)
Now, here's some of mine( which are probably real horrible but oh well) :
Purple bras : 25 gil
Lip gloss : 10 gil
A drawer full of metal thongs : 60 gil
Able to make your hair red when in Trance : priceless
Blue coat : 10 gil
Shoes : 8 gil
Small leather belt : 12 gil
Having a secret crush on a certain blue haired summoner : priceless
(A/N : Hey, it could happen)
Puffy white blouse : 13 gil
A case full of forks : 34 gil
An extra chef's hat : 7 gil
Possibly having a bigger appetite than Queen Brahme : priceless
Dark cloak : 5 gil
Raft : 15 gil
Spare food : 23 gil
Risking your own life just to safe your daughter : priceless
(A/N : It isn't suppose to be considered funny but this certain someone should be greatly honored for her love and sacrifice. *sniff*)
Earrings : 23 gil
Perfume : 25 gil
A very revealing dress : 30 gil
Secretly having an affair with a certain someone that is already MARRIED : priceless
Thank you everyone for reading this chapter. Please review if you have the chance (no flames though).
Now, to study for my Geography test tomorrow and my vocab quiz in Spanish.