Chapter Two: Of Resistance and Ramen

Narrator: Geniusss9, after being unable to defeat Dythonen even with his godly author

powers, retreated and prepared to fight Dythonen.

Geniusss9: Crap, what am I to do! I know! I will call on the good anime characters!

Dythonen will pay! *Opens a portal, and this time all the heroes fall out. In a big pile is

Yugi, Vash, Goku, Yusuke, and Inuyasha fall in a big heap*

Yugi: *Is the smallest, but on bottom* Ohhhhhhhh.... I think I broke something.

Goku: Aww man, I was eating dinner.

Vash: Where am I? *trips on Yusuke* Oww

Yusuke: Watch where you're walking, man.

Inuyasha: *Scrambles to his feet* What happened?

Yugi: Hey, who is he?

G: I am the author.

Vash: Hey, aren't you the guy who threatened to put me in a yaoi if I didn't cooperate?

G: Ummmmmm, no.

Goku: Well you brought us here, so gimmie something to eat!

G: Ok, the kitchen is on the left

Goku: YAY!! *Zooms to kitchen*

Inuyasha: What do you want with us?

G: Well, my minion has gone out of control. I might need your help.

Yusuke: And I thought you were an all powerful author.

G: Shut up! I might put YOU in a yaoi with Kuwabara!

Yusuke: Woah! HELL NO! Please don't do that! I'll do what you say!

G: Much better.

Yugi: Well, why can't you kill him?

G: He has the Ring of Power

Inuyasha: A ring? So what?

Yugi: The Ring of Power! Only one thing left to do. SURRENDER!! AHH I DON'T

WANNA DIE!!!!

Yusuke: Um, why is Yugi here? All he can do is play a stupid card game.

Yugi: Grrr *His Millennium Puzzle flashes, and Yugi turns into Yami* Hah! *Pulls out a

card* I call upon the Summon Skull! *The summon skull appears and chases Yusuke

around the room.*

Yusuke: AHHHH

G: That's why.

Yusuke:*Is now being chased by the Dark Magician.* Help MEEEEEEEEE

Fangirl (Via Email): Why not Kurama instead of Yusuke?

G: Because you would swarm my house.

Fangirl(Via Email): PLeeaaase?

G: No

I: Where is Goku?

G: SHIT!!! He probably ate all of my food by now!! *Rushes to kitchen, and finds Vash

eating donuts, and Goku emptying the fridge

V: MMmmMMMmmMMMmmMMMmmMMMMmmm

Goku: Ohhh, a ham! *Devours all food in the fridge, even the salad dressing*

G: GET OUTTA MY FRIDGE!!

Goku: Aww man.

V: *Still munching donuts*MmmMMMmmMMmmmmMM. Can I have these?

G: Oh well, take em.

I: *Finds his way into kitchen* Hey! Ramen! Gimmie that!

G: Take it. I don't like ramen anyway

I: Thanks!! *Devours it and scavenges the kitchen for more*

G: Oy. this is my last hope.. and I have to rely on these clowns. im gonna die..

Meanwhile, back at the construction of Dythonen's fortress.

D: Soon, very soon. Soon it will all be mine! *Laughs a corny evil laugh* Nyhahahahaha

R&R please.