Chapter Two: Of Resistance and Ramen
Narrator: Geniusss9, after being unable to defeat Dythonen even with his godly author
powers, retreated and prepared to fight Dythonen.
Geniusss9: Crap, what am I to do! I know! I will call on the good anime characters!
Dythonen will pay! *Opens a portal, and this time all the heroes fall out. In a big pile is
Yugi, Vash, Goku, Yusuke, and Inuyasha fall in a big heap*
Yugi: *Is the smallest, but on bottom* Ohhhhhhhh.... I think I broke something.
Goku: Aww man, I was eating dinner.
Vash: Where am I? *trips on Yusuke* Oww
Yusuke: Watch where you're walking, man.
Inuyasha: *Scrambles to his feet* What happened?
Yugi: Hey, who is he?
G: I am the author.
Vash: Hey, aren't you the guy who threatened to put me in a yaoi if I didn't cooperate?
G: Ummmmmm, no.
Goku: Well you brought us here, so gimmie something to eat!
G: Ok, the kitchen is on the left
Goku: YAY!! *Zooms to kitchen*
Inuyasha: What do you want with us?
G: Well, my minion has gone out of control. I might need your help.
Yusuke: And I thought you were an all powerful author.
G: Shut up! I might put YOU in a yaoi with Kuwabara!
Yusuke: Woah! HELL NO! Please don't do that! I'll do what you say!
G: Much better.
Yugi: Well, why can't you kill him?
G: He has the Ring of Power
Inuyasha: A ring? So what?
Yugi: The Ring of Power! Only one thing left to do. SURRENDER!! AHH I DON'T
WANNA DIE!!!!
Yusuke: Um, why is Yugi here? All he can do is play a stupid card game.
Yugi: Grrr *His Millennium Puzzle flashes, and Yugi turns into Yami* Hah! *Pulls out a
card* I call upon the Summon Skull! *The summon skull appears and chases Yusuke
around the room.*
Yusuke: AHHHH
G: That's why.
Yusuke:*Is now being chased by the Dark Magician.* Help MEEEEEEEEE
Fangirl (Via Email): Why not Kurama instead of Yusuke?
G: Because you would swarm my house.
Fangirl(Via Email): PLeeaaase?
G: No
I: Where is Goku?
G: SHIT!!! He probably ate all of my food by now!! *Rushes to kitchen, and finds Vash
eating donuts, and Goku emptying the fridge
V: MMmmMMMmmMMMmmMMMmmMMMMmmm
Goku: Ohhh, a ham! *Devours all food in the fridge, even the salad dressing*
G: GET OUTTA MY FRIDGE!!
Goku: Aww man.
V: *Still munching donuts*MmmMMMmmMMmmmmMM. Can I have these?
G: Oh well, take em.
I: *Finds his way into kitchen* Hey! Ramen! Gimmie that!
G: Take it. I don't like ramen anyway
I: Thanks!! *Devours it and scavenges the kitchen for more*
G: Oy. this is my last hope.. and I have to rely on these clowns. im gonna die..
Meanwhile, back at the construction of Dythonen's fortress.
D: Soon, very soon. Soon it will all be mine! *Laughs a corny evil laugh* Nyhahahahaha
R&R please.
Narrator: Geniusss9, after being unable to defeat Dythonen even with his godly author
powers, retreated and prepared to fight Dythonen.
Geniusss9: Crap, what am I to do! I know! I will call on the good anime characters!
Dythonen will pay! *Opens a portal, and this time all the heroes fall out. In a big pile is
Yugi, Vash, Goku, Yusuke, and Inuyasha fall in a big heap*
Yugi: *Is the smallest, but on bottom* Ohhhhhhhh.... I think I broke something.
Goku: Aww man, I was eating dinner.
Vash: Where am I? *trips on Yusuke* Oww
Yusuke: Watch where you're walking, man.
Inuyasha: *Scrambles to his feet* What happened?
Yugi: Hey, who is he?
G: I am the author.
Vash: Hey, aren't you the guy who threatened to put me in a yaoi if I didn't cooperate?
G: Ummmmmm, no.
Goku: Well you brought us here, so gimmie something to eat!
G: Ok, the kitchen is on the left
Goku: YAY!! *Zooms to kitchen*
Inuyasha: What do you want with us?
G: Well, my minion has gone out of control. I might need your help.
Yusuke: And I thought you were an all powerful author.
G: Shut up! I might put YOU in a yaoi with Kuwabara!
Yusuke: Woah! HELL NO! Please don't do that! I'll do what you say!
G: Much better.
Yugi: Well, why can't you kill him?
G: He has the Ring of Power
Inuyasha: A ring? So what?
Yugi: The Ring of Power! Only one thing left to do. SURRENDER!! AHH I DON'T
WANNA DIE!!!!
Yusuke: Um, why is Yugi here? All he can do is play a stupid card game.
Yugi: Grrr *His Millennium Puzzle flashes, and Yugi turns into Yami* Hah! *Pulls out a
card* I call upon the Summon Skull! *The summon skull appears and chases Yusuke
around the room.*
Yusuke: AHHHH
G: That's why.
Yusuke:*Is now being chased by the Dark Magician.* Help MEEEEEEEEE
Fangirl (Via Email): Why not Kurama instead of Yusuke?
G: Because you would swarm my house.
Fangirl(Via Email): PLeeaaase?
G: No
I: Where is Goku?
G: SHIT!!! He probably ate all of my food by now!! *Rushes to kitchen, and finds Vash
eating donuts, and Goku emptying the fridge
V: MMmmMMMmmMMMmmMMMmmMMMMmmm
Goku: Ohhh, a ham! *Devours all food in the fridge, even the salad dressing*
G: GET OUTTA MY FRIDGE!!
Goku: Aww man.
V: *Still munching donuts*MmmMMMmmMMmmmmMM. Can I have these?
G: Oh well, take em.
I: *Finds his way into kitchen* Hey! Ramen! Gimmie that!
G: Take it. I don't like ramen anyway
I: Thanks!! *Devours it and scavenges the kitchen for more*
G: Oy. this is my last hope.. and I have to rely on these clowns. im gonna die..
Meanwhile, back at the construction of Dythonen's fortress.
D: Soon, very soon. Soon it will all be mine! *Laughs a corny evil laugh* Nyhahahahaha
R&R please.
