Well, I have some good news for you all. I have FINALLY updated this fic. Woo-hoo!
But, I have some bad news as well. The bad news is...this is my final update. The reason why is I tend to take forever updating...and I feel guilty because I know all of you guys that post your own master card parody really want to see your post a part of my not-so great fanfic. And plus, this year, is my hectic year since I have to take SATs, study for tests, and start searching for colleges. So my online hours have to be lessened in order for me to successfully pass this year. I'm sorry, but I have no choice. I'm still a fanfic writer here but I'll no longer write more Master Card parodies(or for any other genre as well). Fanfiction stories are different, for I can take almost an eternity updating for it's understandable that a writer takes their time when writing stories because of editing and all. But as for fics like mine, I can't take forever since well, you wouldn't to wait a million years just to see your request posted. Anyways, I thank you all for your reviews and requests (they really helped me out a lot ^_^). I have and will always appreciate your support. If it weren't for everyone's reviews, this fic would of been 'dead' at chapter one.
Again, thank you everyone.
Kuja : (glares at Tifa Almasy) Do I have to say this? Why can't you say the disclaimer?
Tifa Almasy : Well...I bet everyone is sick and tired of me saying the disclaimer. So, why don't you say the darn disclaimer just this once, my cross-dressing friend.
Kuja : (enraged) I am not a cross-dresser!!! I just happen to enjoy being dressed in this attire. Can't a man freely wear a metal thong?
Tifa Almasy : Then say the freakin' disclaimer. Or else I'll write a fanfic dedicated for all the anti-Kuja fans out there.
Kuja : (frustrated) Alright, alright, I'll do it. (reads from a piece of paper) Tifa Almasy, the wonderful fanfic writer (mutters 'yeah right')...
Tifa Almasy : (smirks) Right now, I have all sorts of fanfic ideas contained in my brain that would make the perfect Final Fantasy IX fanfic, filled with Kuja bashing...
Kuja : (groans and repeats what he had just read) Tifa Almasy, the wonderful fanfic writer, is in no way affiliated with Squaresoft or Master Card. She is merely writing this parody as an entertainment purpose just for the heck of it. So, please, don't sue Mrs. Almasy. And please, feel free to review once you are done viewing this parody. (stops reading and stares at Tifa Almasy in disbelief) Mrs. Almasy? Since when are you married to Seifer Almasy? I thought he's with Quistis now. Or, was Seifer with Fujin? Or maybe with Selphie or some girl that was created by an unknown being from a place called Earth.
Tifa Almasy : (blushes) Well, I...Seifer and I have been married for a while.
Kuja : (laughs) Yeah right.
Tifa Almasy : (begins to grin evilly) You know what, I think I better start writing that lovely fanfic that I promised to write for you. A great love story, involving you and Zidane.
Kuja : (shocked) You wouldn't dare...
Tifa Almasy : Watch me....muwhahaha! (runs off)
Kuja : (angrily) Come back here!!! (chases after Tifa)
(A/N : Sorry if Kuja was OOC. *dodges against bottles thrown from Kuja loving fans. But I love Kuja too...I just like to pick on him at times. Lol. Sorry if the 'disclaimer' took forever. I just got carried away. And, don't take the whole 'marriage' between me and Seifer seriously. It was just a joke. )
the random monkey's MasterCard
Not doing homework Sunday night : unprepared for a big speech
Not doing homework Monday night : a '0' in math
Not doing homework Tuesday night : 'F' on English quiz
Not doing homework Wednesday night : Drop a letter grade in Government
Not doing homework Thursday night : bomb Spanish test
Staying up until midnight : several friends and a job
Staying up until noon on Saturday : Miss Tokyo Pig
Finding out at 12:30 Saturday night that he doesn't really die : priceless
(A/N: LOL. That was pretty cute, random monkey. Yep, all of that is pretty much me too.)
Lyaso's MasterCard
Orange Rain Coat : 567 gil
Polearm : 20 gil
Custom Leather Boots : 50 gil
Being able to skewer enemies from high altitudes : priceless
x-Princess-Garnet-x's MasterCard
Cargo ship : 120 gil
Black mage army : 290 gil
Finding out the South Gate is NOT an illusion when you crash into it: priceless
night at inn : 100 gil
new equipment : 400 gil
cargo ship ride : Free
Getting a chance to "accidently" grab the Princess's ass: priceless
Fork : 400 gil
lamias tiara : 600 gil
glass armlet : 300 gil
getting married to Vivi : priceless
creation : free
Making the Invincible : 4 billion gil
creating the genomes : 4 billion gil
Having a stupid name : priceless
Steeple 333's MasterCard
Ultra-stealthy Black Waltz : 5, 860 gil
Black ninja outfit : 2,500 gil
big metal mace : 1,350 gil
The sweet revenge of sneaking into the person who blackmailed you into looking like a girl's house and burning his ass and then beating his head in: priceless
(Kuja : (laughs) Muwhahahaha!!!
Era Yachi's MasterCard
Strange feather things : 15 gil
Revealing outfit made out of enough thread to fill an thimble : 45 gil
Giant axe : 60 gil
Having a little secret crush on a 6'10 guy that has a funny hairdo all the while denying it by swearing to collect the bounty on his head and then make peace with the moogles of Madain Sari: Damn priceless
Eika's MasterCard
Tail brush : 10 gil
Garnet Ring : 500 gil
Dark Cloak : 30 gil
Surprising your love one during a play and popping the question : priceless
Eiko Makimachi's Master Card
A big palace in the middle of a desert: 150 gil
Daggers : 100 gil
Being sucked into a yaoi story with your own brother : priceless
(Zidane : Bleh!!!)
A FFIX CD : 65 gil
Computer with internet : 500 gil plus 50 gil per hour connected.
Write a mail fic with FFIX, receive more than 80 reviews and be a popular FFIX writer : priceless
(A/N : Gee, I don't know if I'm a favorite FFIX writer...but I'm pretty sure you are, Eiko. ^_^)
(A/N : Now, I know this character is not a part of FFIX but I had to put this one here since I had once promised a while ago that I'd write a FF VII MasterCard parody, which I now don't plan on fulfilling my promise because of my hectic school life. So, Jakob, since I like your MasterCard for this specific FF VII character, I just had to post it here for you.)
Jakob der Ludner's MasterCard (for FFVII)
Long spear : 500 gil
Cigarette : 10 gil
Pilot's goggles : 50 gil
Swearing so much you could be put in the Osbournes.
Now, here are my MasterCards(which probably still sucks cause they're written by me).
A saddle : 80 gil
Grooming care : 700 gil
Reins: 90 gil
Somehow the same color coordinate as your Master's outfit : priceless
Wooden bowls : 30 gil
Steel pot : 20 gil
A stirring spoon : 14 gil
Making the best tasting meal in order to impress your one true 'love': priceless
A bouquet of roses: 20 gil
A band of musicians : 40 gil per musician
Elegant robes : 100 gil
Singing a serenade to win the heart of a certain female knight: priceless
Notebooks : 30 gil
Pens : 5 gil
Inspiration : No cost at all
Creating stories in order to dedicate your love for FF IX : priceless
And...that's that. It was real fun creating all these MasterCard parodies and reading(and posting) many of my reviewers' very own MasterCard parodies. All of you guys that requested your own MasterCard to be published are funny, much funnier than my crappy ones. Lol. Anyways, I am grateful for everyone that has reviewed this fanfic. Again, I thank all of you for enjoying my parody. I love you all. *hugs everyone that reviewed*