This story was written sentence by sentence by my friend Shorty and I.

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Disclaimer: J.R.R. Tolkin said, as a ghost, that we could have the LoTR characters, but unfortunately, they didn't believe us and we are now writing this from a mental hospital. And the Ghost Busters got rid of Tolkin.. We are not happy about this.. We shall get them, won't we my precioussss…

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Once upon a time, there lived a hobbit with big ears.

Who was married to a pirate.

But the pirate bride didn't like Mr. Hobbit's hair feet, so he decided to wax.

It was all quiet one day until there was a blood curling scream coming from Mr. Hobbit's house.

Pirate bride came running in to see Mr. Hobbit lying on the floor, clutching his feet.

Unfortunately for Mr. Hobbit,  Pirate bride didn't think he was clutching his feet…

Pirate bride thought that Mr. Hobbit needed some medical attention around that area so rang the doctor and told him that Mr. Hobbit had erection problems.

The doctor asked why he was getting erection problems and Pirate bride replied

"Well, he got me a white bra for Christmas, and he has been throwing me in the pool every time I wear it… Would that be it, do you think?"

There was no response from the doctor.

"Doc? Are you there?" asked Pirate bride.

As she listened on the phone, she heard a car door slam and the sound of an engine starting and driving away.

Pirate bride shrugged and hung up the phone confused and went to attend her husband.

"Mr. Hobbit?" She asked timidly as she walked in the door to find Mr. Hobbit lying on the floor, dead, still clutching his feet.

"Geez, and here is me thinking that waxing does no harm." And she began to drag the body out of the room.

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Shorty is bold, I am normal.. laughs Yeah, right.. .

Yay! Weird! 

So dudes what did you think? Please tell us. Oh and by the way I like to say 'dude' a lot.

Yes, review! We don't need to know how much you hated it.. So not too many flames.. What's the point in flames anyway? You spend all this effort just to say "ARGH!" and that's no fun! Besides, when they say that reviews are meant to tell you what to improve, they don't mean THE WHOLE THING! Shorty?

DUDE SHUT UP!  Yes, Mum… I'm not your mother! Sorry about my friend-  Dude, you are so lame.. I know you're not my Mum, but you know for a fact that I say 'yes mum' to everyone, even Dad! – Hurry up Dude! – Yeah, yeah.. Ooh, I'm acting like a bitch! Wow.. Go me.. Usually I'm kind and sweet.. *laughs* Shut up Shorty…

Anyway please review just please ignore my smart arse "friend" here… Ooh, feisty.. Oh my gosh you are the lamest of the lame. No, I am the Height Of Weird, get it right! Anyway on to the next chapter… Until next time! Au revior!