Chapter 3
In Defense of Donuts
*At the construction of Dythonen's Fortress*
D: It is almost complete. I will now send my minions to attack! Go, send the 1st wave!!
*Giant tsunami hits him* Arrrrg! Not THAT kind of wave, I meant the 1st attacking
Wave! Curse the author who writes this! Why does he have to be a literalist? You'd think
He would think outside the box more often...
Author: I can't take my brain out of my skull!
D: Why God, why me?
Cell: I have sent my Cell Jrs. to attack them.
D: Good. Now put on a mask or something. You face scares me. You look like the
Grasshoppers I squish in my lawn.
All: OOH DIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cell: Quiet. *Attacks them*
All: AHHH SHIT RUN!!!
Cell: Much better.
D: Soon I will get my revenge.. *Mutters stuff you would expect to hear from a
Stereotypical bad guy like "I'll get him" and "The world will be mine"*
*At geniusss9's house*
Goku: I'm hungry...
Yusuke: No surprises there.
Goku: But I'm hungry!
Geniusss9: Shut up. It's your fault you ate me out of house and home.
Goku: Got any money?
All: No.
Goku: Aww. *Stomach grumbles so loud that the neighbors think it's an earthquake and
Run*
Neighbors: AHHH SHIT RUN FOR IT!! *All run away*
Vash: Well, I have double dollars!
Geniusss9: YESS! Cashiers are pretty stupid these days.
Vash: Krispy Kremes on me!
All: YAAAAYYY
*At the Krispy Kremes*
Cashier: Thank you for your order. These bills. Must be the new Twenties.
Geniusss9: Thank you God. Especially thank you, United States Mint.
Vash: MmmMMmmmMMMmMMMmmMMMMmmmmMMMmmMMMmmMMmm (This could go on forever, but I'll cut it short)
All:
MMmMMMmmmmMMmmmMMMmmMMMmmmMMMmmMMMmmmMMMmM
MmmMMmmMMMMMmmMMMmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmMMmMMmMm
MMMMMmmMMMMMMMmMMmmmMMmmmmmmmm!
Geniusss9: Pass me that jelly one there.
Vash: No, I want it.
Goku: *Takes the jelly one* mmmmmMMMmM... strawberry.
V&G: Grrrrr. *Beat up on Goku*
Goku: AHHHHHHH OWWWWWWW EEE!!!!!!!!
Vash: That'll teach him
Geniusss9: Yeah.
Cell Jrs. *By coincidence, they all walk into the Krispy Kremes to get donuts before they
attack. Pretty lucky for them, eh?* Um, we'll take 4 dozen original.
Cashier: Thank you, have a nice day.
CJ: Huh? *They look at table with V, G, G, I, Y, Y *
Yusuke: Damn they're ugly
Yugi: Yeah.
Inuyasha: They make Naraku look good, they're so ugly. *Naraku senses that he's been
insulted 10000 miles away and decides to destroy his room*
CJ: How dare you! *Start attacking. In the process of trying to defeat Geniusss9, they
destroy the conveyer belt that makes the donuts*
V: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Pulls out gun* Die, donut hating assholes!! *Slaughters the
Cell Jrs.* Mother F---ers
Yugi: Language, Vash.
Geniusss9: Wait a minute. They censored that. NOOO! THE GOVERNMENT
CENSORED MY FANFICTION!! *Breaks down crying* WHYYYYYYYYY!!
All: *Staring at Geniusss9* ....
G: *Gets up and acts like nothing happened.* Oh well. Let's go hunt down Dythonen!
Goku: But let's go to Denny's. Those 20 dozen were just an appetizer!
All: *Sweatdrop* You've had enough Goku.
Goku: Aww man.
Crazy, Paranoid Scientists 20 Km away: Look at this *Pick up double dollar* Time travel
exists! Let's tell the government! We'll be rich!!!!!!!!
Heroes of this story: Let's go get him!!!!
Yusuke: But I'm tired.
Goku: And hungry.
Vash: And digesting.
Yugi: And sore from being squished in chapter 2
Inuyasha: And I gotta pee *Starts hopping around*
Geniusss9: *Mutters* Babies..
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In Defense of Donuts
*At the construction of Dythonen's Fortress*
D: It is almost complete. I will now send my minions to attack! Go, send the 1st wave!!
*Giant tsunami hits him* Arrrrg! Not THAT kind of wave, I meant the 1st attacking
Wave! Curse the author who writes this! Why does he have to be a literalist? You'd think
He would think outside the box more often...
Author: I can't take my brain out of my skull!
D: Why God, why me?
Cell: I have sent my Cell Jrs. to attack them.
D: Good. Now put on a mask or something. You face scares me. You look like the
Grasshoppers I squish in my lawn.
All: OOH DIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cell: Quiet. *Attacks them*
All: AHHH SHIT RUN!!!
Cell: Much better.
D: Soon I will get my revenge.. *Mutters stuff you would expect to hear from a
Stereotypical bad guy like "I'll get him" and "The world will be mine"*
*At geniusss9's house*
Goku: I'm hungry...
Yusuke: No surprises there.
Goku: But I'm hungry!
Geniusss9: Shut up. It's your fault you ate me out of house and home.
Goku: Got any money?
All: No.
Goku: Aww. *Stomach grumbles so loud that the neighbors think it's an earthquake and
Run*
Neighbors: AHHH SHIT RUN FOR IT!! *All run away*
Vash: Well, I have double dollars!
Geniusss9: YESS! Cashiers are pretty stupid these days.
Vash: Krispy Kremes on me!
All: YAAAAYYY
*At the Krispy Kremes*
Cashier: Thank you for your order. These bills. Must be the new Twenties.
Geniusss9: Thank you God. Especially thank you, United States Mint.
Vash: MmmMMmmmMMMmMMMmmMMMMmmmmMMMmmMMMmmMMmm (This could go on forever, but I'll cut it short)
All:
MMmMMMmmmmMMmmmMMMmmMMMmmmMMMmmMMMmmmMMMmM
MmmMMmmMMMMMmmMMMmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmMMmMMmMm
MMMMMmmMMMMMMMmMMmmmMMmmmmmmmm!
Geniusss9: Pass me that jelly one there.
Vash: No, I want it.
Goku: *Takes the jelly one* mmmmmMMMmM... strawberry.
V&G: Grrrrr. *Beat up on Goku*
Goku: AHHHHHHH OWWWWWWW EEE!!!!!!!!
Vash: That'll teach him
Geniusss9: Yeah.
Cell Jrs. *By coincidence, they all walk into the Krispy Kremes to get donuts before they
attack. Pretty lucky for them, eh?* Um, we'll take 4 dozen original.
Cashier: Thank you, have a nice day.
CJ: Huh? *They look at table with V, G, G, I, Y, Y *
Yusuke: Damn they're ugly
Yugi: Yeah.
Inuyasha: They make Naraku look good, they're so ugly. *Naraku senses that he's been
insulted 10000 miles away and decides to destroy his room*
CJ: How dare you! *Start attacking. In the process of trying to defeat Geniusss9, they
destroy the conveyer belt that makes the donuts*
V: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Pulls out gun* Die, donut hating assholes!! *Slaughters the
Cell Jrs.* Mother F---ers
Yugi: Language, Vash.
Geniusss9: Wait a minute. They censored that. NOOO! THE GOVERNMENT
CENSORED MY FANFICTION!! *Breaks down crying* WHYYYYYYYYY!!
All: *Staring at Geniusss9* ....
G: *Gets up and acts like nothing happened.* Oh well. Let's go hunt down Dythonen!
Goku: But let's go to Denny's. Those 20 dozen were just an appetizer!
All: *Sweatdrop* You've had enough Goku.
Goku: Aww man.
Crazy, Paranoid Scientists 20 Km away: Look at this *Pick up double dollar* Time travel
exists! Let's tell the government! We'll be rich!!!!!!!!
Heroes of this story: Let's go get him!!!!
Yusuke: But I'm tired.
Goku: And hungry.
Vash: And digesting.
Yugi: And sore from being squished in chapter 2
Inuyasha: And I gotta pee *Starts hopping around*
Geniusss9: *Mutters* Babies..
Pleeze Review. Evil flamers will be sent to hell! MWHAHAHAHAHAAA