Chapter Four

The Who's Your Daddy Games?

*After the Krispy Kremes incident, Geniusss9 and the rest get into his van and drive off

to find Dythonen's fortress*

Yugi&Yusuke: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? (Multiply this by 100)

Inuyasha: SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

Y&Y: Are we ther- *Are whacked unconscious by a large sword*

I: Finally..

Goku: Did anyone pack munchies for the trip?

All: No.

G: Aww man.

Geniusss9: *The car passes a sign saying "Constriction of Dythonen's Evil Fortress, 5

Kilometers* He never was one for secrecy...

*The car finally arrives at a large, black palace.*

V: I hate mideval architecture..

Yusuke: Let's just nuke the place.

I: No. I want to fight this bastard.

Geniusss9: Amen to that.

*All walk up to the front door. Goku knocks*

Dythonen(Through intercom): Who is it? Who dares bother the great Dythonen while he

is in the shower? If it's you Girl Scouts again, I'll take those cookies and shove them up

your asses!

All: *Sweatdrop*

Geniusss9: It's me! I've come to defeat you!

D(Through intercom): AHAHHAHAHAHA! To get to me, you will fight a villain on

every floor! To get to me, you must brave the dangerous, the deadly.. Ummmmm

*Thinks* Oh yes, you must brave the.. Who's Your Daddy Games!!

All: The Who's Your Daddy Games?

D: Ummm, yeah.

G: Well, let's go!

*They walk through the doors to find Pegasus and Bakura*

P&B: Yugi! We challenge you to a duel!

Yugi: I accept!

*They pull out their decks and begin to duel. It lasts for ages. Finally, three hours later.*

Yusuke: I can't take this anymore! Die! *Proceeds to kick Pegasus and Bakura's asses.*

P&B: AHHHH *Run*

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yusuke: That worked, didn't it?

*They all go to the next floor*

Knives&Legato: We've been waiting for you!

Vash: I'll get you two!

Legato(Psychically to Yugi): I'm in your head.. I know all..

Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs around* Help MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!|

Knives: Good one Legato

L: Thank you

I: This is getting tiresome *Pulls out Tetsaiga* DIIEEEEEEE *Charges at K&L*

K&L: AHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Run* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Goku: This is too easy somehow.

*They proceed to the next floor*

Cell: Now you are mine!

Goku: Hah! I'll defeat you easily! *Attacks*

Cell: Ahahahhahaha *Easily knocks Goku away* I am now at my final super

form... I am the dreaded. UBER CELL! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

All: *Sweatdrop*

Geniusss9: Oh yeah? Face my feared author powers! I use the feared.. ERASER OF

DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Cell: AHHH SHIT!!!!!!!! *Gets erased* Noooooooo

I: Let us keep going

*They proceed to the next floor. again*

Naraku: I will kill you all!

All: Oh please. You wish.

Goku: We don't have time to mess with these weak minions. *Goes SSJ 2 and hands

Naraku his ass. Literally.*

Naraku: NOOOO! MY ASS! *Clutches the remainder of his ass in pain* IT

HURTS!!!!!!!!

All: *Sweatdrop*

Yusuke: Finally, we get to the almost last floor!

*They proceed up the stairs*

*An answering machine awaits them*

Answering Machine: I'm sorry, the Toguro Brothers happen to be shopping right now. Come back later.

Yugi: Well, that makes this floor easy.

*The proceed up the final steps*

D: So you reached me! *Is in a bathrobe with a turban and is holding a rubber ducky*

I: Don't you think you're a little underdressed to fight?

D: Oh, yeah. Be back in a minute *Rushes away from the scene, dropping the rubber

ducky*

Rubber Ducky: You will all die.

End of chapter 4

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