Disclaimer: SO not mine. Characters that is. Actually everything here you
don't recognise would be my great creative spawn. Lol. Except for that
wonderful Bridget Jones inspired moment, but you'll hear more about that at
the end!
Reviewers:
Sean-Astins-Baby - Thanks heaps for your review. I know I can't wait to write it!! Lol. But I'm afraid that for 'let's not publically humiliate Tanx in front of all her fans' reasons, it won't actually be all you expect. Sorry!!!
Fawkesrises - I know! I think there's just this sort of misconception that they're all frigid morons and some alcohol in their systems would do some good haha. And the misconception would be . . .oh so right! Lol.
WASTED - Chapter 2
The following events take place 2 hours after Hermione drunk that load of liquor.
'CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE LIVIN' IS WIFOUT YOOOOOOOU. CAN'T GEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!! CAN'T GEEEVE ANY MOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!' Screamed Hermione, very off pitch, at the top of her lungs. She was lunged on the table, pointing her finger towards Harry, holding a bottle of beer in her right hand as a microphone.
'BRAVO! BRAVOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Oh god I gotta piss.' Said Harry momentarily, then he ran off to the bathroom, unzipping his pants as he went.
'An den Arry said 'Nah I ain the one wif de big ugly trousers! AHAHAHAHA! Elephant!!!!' Ron Weasley was off his face.
So was everybody else.
'But Roooooooooon (A/N: God Hermione's even articulate when she's frickin' drunk!!) You ever actually kissed a girl? You know . . .on the lips?' *Giggle giggle* .Said Hermione, very very slowly. She was having trouble keeping her head up and off the near-flooded (with alcohol) table, now that she had gotten down.
'I miduv. I don no . . .ave' you? AHAHAHA Mione kissed a girlie! AHAHAHAHA!'
'You're all a bunch of fuckwits.' Said Malfoy, sculling another Bourbon and Whisky on the rocks.
'I looooove you Draaaaaaaaaa . . .' Was all Ginny could manage. Her eyes closed and she keeled over backwards.
'Alright kids, I think that's about enough for tonight.' Said a burly bartender, picking Ginny up off the floor.
'NOOOOOOOO!!!!' Said everyone simultaneously.
'Half an hour more. But NO MORE DRINKS. NO DRINKS.' Repeated the bartender.
'K . . .K . . .kaaay.' Said Hermione lolling her head sideways to look at him with her bloodshot eyes.
'Umm . . .umm . . .where's Arry?' Said Ron, finishing the last drop out of Malfoy's deadly liquer drink.
'OY GET YER FUCKIN' ANDS OFF!'Ron shouted at Ron in his overly-drunk state. (A/N: Malfoy is a drunk swearer . . .*enter daydream state* he just gets hotter by the minute, don't he?!)
'H . . .HARRY?! HARRY?!!!' Screamed Hermione. 'COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU AM . . .ARE . . .'
Harry emerged from the bathroom groaning.
'Errr . . .I'm siiiick!!! I just . . .err . . .' He continued to moan and groan until he did a Ginny and keeled over the back of the table just as he had sat down on it.
'Oh! Harry's wet his pants! AHAHAHA!!!' Belted Ron, looking at the place on Harry's pants where he had sat on the wet table before he keeled.
'Malfoooooy . . .you promised me a lap-dance!!!!!! I WANT MY LAPDANCE!!!!' Screamed Ron hysterically, pulling on Malfoy's arm.
'FIIIIIINE! Come wiv me an I'll . . .*Cue snoring noises.*
'AHAHAHAHA! AMFLOY . . .MALFLOY . . .FALFMOY . . .AWWW . . .DRACO'S A- SNORING!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!' Belted Ron, once again at the top of his lungs.
'Rooooooon!!! You took my swizzle stiiiick!!!' Nagged Hermione.
'AHAHAHAHA! Swizzel stick.' Said Ron, now completely and uttery stupefied. So instead of saying anything more, he simply sat there with that stupid grin on his face for a while. (A/N: You know when someone's like unconscious but they're awake . . .like sort of a drunk trance? It's that.)
'Aww . . .Said Hermione, anxiously. She looked around herself and saw Harry lying struggling on the floor, Ginny with her head rested on the table sleeping, Ron in a trance and Malfoy snoring.
'Awww . . .' She repeated. 'WAKE UP TIME!!!!!' She screamed.
'AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!' Screamed Harry, his hands covering his ears. He then went back to struggling on the floor in some weird fit thingy . . .i dunno don't ask me I'm just the narrator! Lol.
'Mhahaha . . .awww Malfoy. You gooooood dance . . .ehehe . . .aha . . .*loud snore.*' Ron was sleep/trance talking. Hermione didn't know what about . . .actually she didn't want to know.
'Ron you're silly . . .awwww . . .' She put her head down on the table and went straight to sleep, with her hair in a mixture of vodka, rum and who knows what else.
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A/N - 'AHAHA!' Isn't Ron's laugh annoying?! Geez!
Please r&r please please! I promise I'll write you in my story like I did wif those two at the top. PROMISSSSSSSSE!!!!
Love,
TanX
Ps: Next chapter - THE AFTERMATH! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Features 5 throbbing headaches, a whole lot of running off to the toilet, a 'how did we end up in a vacuum cleaner store-room?!' moment, and many other stupid, unnecessary but laugh your fucking head off moments.
Btw pps: Thanks to Bridget Jones for that inspiring 'Can't live with out you' rendition moment. Very suited don't you think? Let's give a clap to my idol Bridget. Ooooh she's cool.
Reviewers:
Sean-Astins-Baby - Thanks heaps for your review. I know I can't wait to write it!! Lol. But I'm afraid that for 'let's not publically humiliate Tanx in front of all her fans' reasons, it won't actually be all you expect. Sorry!!!
Fawkesrises - I know! I think there's just this sort of misconception that they're all frigid morons and some alcohol in their systems would do some good haha. And the misconception would be . . .oh so right! Lol.
WASTED - Chapter 2
The following events take place 2 hours after Hermione drunk that load of liquor.
'CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE LIVIN' IS WIFOUT YOOOOOOOU. CAN'T GEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!! CAN'T GEEEVE ANY MOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!' Screamed Hermione, very off pitch, at the top of her lungs. She was lunged on the table, pointing her finger towards Harry, holding a bottle of beer in her right hand as a microphone.
'BRAVO! BRAVOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Oh god I gotta piss.' Said Harry momentarily, then he ran off to the bathroom, unzipping his pants as he went.
'An den Arry said 'Nah I ain the one wif de big ugly trousers! AHAHAHAHA! Elephant!!!!' Ron Weasley was off his face.
So was everybody else.
'But Roooooooooon (A/N: God Hermione's even articulate when she's frickin' drunk!!) You ever actually kissed a girl? You know . . .on the lips?' *Giggle giggle* .Said Hermione, very very slowly. She was having trouble keeping her head up and off the near-flooded (with alcohol) table, now that she had gotten down.
'I miduv. I don no . . .ave' you? AHAHAHA Mione kissed a girlie! AHAHAHAHA!'
'You're all a bunch of fuckwits.' Said Malfoy, sculling another Bourbon and Whisky on the rocks.
'I looooove you Draaaaaaaaaa . . .' Was all Ginny could manage. Her eyes closed and she keeled over backwards.
'Alright kids, I think that's about enough for tonight.' Said a burly bartender, picking Ginny up off the floor.
'NOOOOOOOO!!!!' Said everyone simultaneously.
'Half an hour more. But NO MORE DRINKS. NO DRINKS.' Repeated the bartender.
'K . . .K . . .kaaay.' Said Hermione lolling her head sideways to look at him with her bloodshot eyes.
'Umm . . .umm . . .where's Arry?' Said Ron, finishing the last drop out of Malfoy's deadly liquer drink.
'OY GET YER FUCKIN' ANDS OFF!'Ron shouted at Ron in his overly-drunk state. (A/N: Malfoy is a drunk swearer . . .*enter daydream state* he just gets hotter by the minute, don't he?!)
'H . . .HARRY?! HARRY?!!!' Screamed Hermione. 'COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU AM . . .ARE . . .'
Harry emerged from the bathroom groaning.
'Errr . . .I'm siiiick!!! I just . . .err . . .' He continued to moan and groan until he did a Ginny and keeled over the back of the table just as he had sat down on it.
'Oh! Harry's wet his pants! AHAHAHA!!!' Belted Ron, looking at the place on Harry's pants where he had sat on the wet table before he keeled.
'Malfoooooy . . .you promised me a lap-dance!!!!!! I WANT MY LAPDANCE!!!!' Screamed Ron hysterically, pulling on Malfoy's arm.
'FIIIIIINE! Come wiv me an I'll . . .*Cue snoring noises.*
'AHAHAHAHA! AMFLOY . . .MALFLOY . . .FALFMOY . . .AWWW . . .DRACO'S A- SNORING!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!' Belted Ron, once again at the top of his lungs.
'Rooooooon!!! You took my swizzle stiiiick!!!' Nagged Hermione.
'AHAHAHAHA! Swizzel stick.' Said Ron, now completely and uttery stupefied. So instead of saying anything more, he simply sat there with that stupid grin on his face for a while. (A/N: You know when someone's like unconscious but they're awake . . .like sort of a drunk trance? It's that.)
'Aww . . .Said Hermione, anxiously. She looked around herself and saw Harry lying struggling on the floor, Ginny with her head rested on the table sleeping, Ron in a trance and Malfoy snoring.
'Awww . . .' She repeated. 'WAKE UP TIME!!!!!' She screamed.
'AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!' Screamed Harry, his hands covering his ears. He then went back to struggling on the floor in some weird fit thingy . . .i dunno don't ask me I'm just the narrator! Lol.
'Mhahaha . . .awww Malfoy. You gooooood dance . . .ehehe . . .aha . . .*loud snore.*' Ron was sleep/trance talking. Hermione didn't know what about . . .actually she didn't want to know.
'Ron you're silly . . .awwww . . .' She put her head down on the table and went straight to sleep, with her hair in a mixture of vodka, rum and who knows what else.
* * *
A/N - 'AHAHA!' Isn't Ron's laugh annoying?! Geez!
Please r&r please please! I promise I'll write you in my story like I did wif those two at the top. PROMISSSSSSSSE!!!!
Love,
TanX
Ps: Next chapter - THE AFTERMATH! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Features 5 throbbing headaches, a whole lot of running off to the toilet, a 'how did we end up in a vacuum cleaner store-room?!' moment, and many other stupid, unnecessary but laugh your fucking head off moments.
Btw pps: Thanks to Bridget Jones for that inspiring 'Can't live with out you' rendition moment. Very suited don't you think? Let's give a clap to my idol Bridget. Ooooh she's cool.