"I can't believe what I'm seeing" said Double Dee. "The Kanker
sisters are digidestined?!?!"
"Yep" said Marie.
"But how?"
"You see, it started a few weeks ago. May and I were playing video games until suddenly, three giant eggs popped out of the screen without warning. So did two strange devices. As soon as the digimon eggs hatched, we decided to make the little buggers our slaves. They got better and better at it as they digivolved. As soon as we heard about this "Digital World", we headed there and rented this castle. We decided that we wanted to rule this world and cause pain and suffering on to the other stinkymon- I mean- digimon."
"How dare you!" shouted Eddy. "The whole point of digimon partners is commitment and friendship, not slavery!"
"Well too bad."
"Anyway, you heard what we said" said Lee.
"Are you sure you would like to do this?" asked Bellomon.
"Shut up!"
"We're going to beat their butts if it's the last thing we ever do!" said Eddy.
"Tell you what" said Marie. "Let's digimon battle. If you guys win, you're free to go."
"Phew" said Double-Dee.
"But if you loose, you have to marry us!"
"Marry you!?!?! Unless we're living in the middle ages, and we're not, we're too young to get married!"
"First up is Furettomon vs. Bellomon." said Marie. Bellomon walked over to the arena. The Eds saw that she looked like a skinny, white rabbit that stood on two feet, had a dress on and a pair of wings. Marie held up a teddy bear. "The battle rolaye will start when I squeak Stuffy-Uppems" She squeaked the bear. "Go!"
"You think you can beat me, huh?" asked Furettomon. "Furettomon digivolve to. Potentemon!"
"This really isn't my day" sighed Bellomon. "Bellomon warp-digivolve to. Madellomon!" Right there appeared a large white dog with hooves pointed ears sticking down, antenna-like wiggles on her head, a pair of wings, ten tails and a quilt on her back. "Pattern destroyer!" she shouted. A swirl of colors blew around Potentemon and it almost knocked him out.
"Ugg. I can't go on. I'm so hungry." Eddy was surprised at how strong Lee's digimon was.
"C'mon! Just go a little further!"
"Maximum speed!" The attack shot out at Madellomon and got her. She was still alive and kicking, though.
"Pattern destroyer!" shouted Madellomon. She attacked again and got Potentemon right there on the spot. He finally fell over and de-digivolved back to Furettomon.
"Furettomon!" shouted Eddy. He ran over to him and put him on his lap. "Speak to me."
".you're on my foot" Furettomon said in a faint voice.
"You're looking pretty weak right about now, boyfriends" said May.
"How is it that your digimon is a lot stronger that all three of ours put together?" asked Double-Dee.
"That's because you only use lame regular digivolving. We Kankers use warp-digivolving. That means your dealing with mega digimon!"
"That's one out of three."
"Next up is Amigachomon vs. Sensimon" said May.
What'll happen next? Stay tuned!
"Yep" said Marie.
"But how?"
"You see, it started a few weeks ago. May and I were playing video games until suddenly, three giant eggs popped out of the screen without warning. So did two strange devices. As soon as the digimon eggs hatched, we decided to make the little buggers our slaves. They got better and better at it as they digivolved. As soon as we heard about this "Digital World", we headed there and rented this castle. We decided that we wanted to rule this world and cause pain and suffering on to the other stinkymon- I mean- digimon."
"How dare you!" shouted Eddy. "The whole point of digimon partners is commitment and friendship, not slavery!"
"Well too bad."
"Anyway, you heard what we said" said Lee.
"Are you sure you would like to do this?" asked Bellomon.
"Shut up!"
"We're going to beat their butts if it's the last thing we ever do!" said Eddy.
"Tell you what" said Marie. "Let's digimon battle. If you guys win, you're free to go."
"Phew" said Double-Dee.
"But if you loose, you have to marry us!"
"Marry you!?!?! Unless we're living in the middle ages, and we're not, we're too young to get married!"
"First up is Furettomon vs. Bellomon." said Marie. Bellomon walked over to the arena. The Eds saw that she looked like a skinny, white rabbit that stood on two feet, had a dress on and a pair of wings. Marie held up a teddy bear. "The battle rolaye will start when I squeak Stuffy-Uppems" She squeaked the bear. "Go!"
"You think you can beat me, huh?" asked Furettomon. "Furettomon digivolve to. Potentemon!"
"This really isn't my day" sighed Bellomon. "Bellomon warp-digivolve to. Madellomon!" Right there appeared a large white dog with hooves pointed ears sticking down, antenna-like wiggles on her head, a pair of wings, ten tails and a quilt on her back. "Pattern destroyer!" she shouted. A swirl of colors blew around Potentemon and it almost knocked him out.
"Ugg. I can't go on. I'm so hungry." Eddy was surprised at how strong Lee's digimon was.
"C'mon! Just go a little further!"
"Maximum speed!" The attack shot out at Madellomon and got her. She was still alive and kicking, though.
"Pattern destroyer!" shouted Madellomon. She attacked again and got Potentemon right there on the spot. He finally fell over and de-digivolved back to Furettomon.
"Furettomon!" shouted Eddy. He ran over to him and put him on his lap. "Speak to me."
".you're on my foot" Furettomon said in a faint voice.
"You're looking pretty weak right about now, boyfriends" said May.
"How is it that your digimon is a lot stronger that all three of ours put together?" asked Double-Dee.
"That's because you only use lame regular digivolving. We Kankers use warp-digivolving. That means your dealing with mega digimon!"
"That's one out of three."
"Next up is Amigachomon vs. Sensimon" said May.
What'll happen next? Stay tuned!