Chapter Five
The Rubber Ducky of Supreme Doom
*At the top of Dythonen's evil fortress*
Evil Rubber Ducky: Dythonen doesn't need to worry himself over you. I will finish the
job! *Mimics Dythonen's corny evil laugh* Nyhahahaha!
All: *Sweatdrop* .
Yusuke: This should be easy! *Approaches the rubber duck* Die!!!!!!!!!!! *Hits it across
the room*
ERD: SHIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hits the wall* Owww. I can't move... I have no legs..
It doesn't matter! *Floats* Now you will die! *Attacks Yusuke*
Y: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Is hurled across the room* Owwwww!
Goku: I'll get it! *Gets in a familiar stance* Ka-Me-Ha-Me- HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *It hits the Evil Rubber Ducky* Got him!
EVD: My head. *His head is gone* DAMN YOU! YOU BLEW OFF MY BEUITIFUL
PLASTIC HEAD! WAHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY!!!!!!!! *Runs off*
Geniusss9: This is strange.. How does he talk without a head?
Ventriloquist: That's my job.
Dythonen: *Approaches from the side door in an expensive three piece suit with tie*
Yugi: Uhh, you don't fight in a suit.
D: I know. None of you will lay a hand on me so it doesn't matter! Guard! Bring me the
Holy Gold Plated Mountain Dew of Caffeinated Goodness!
Inuyasha: ?????
Guard: Here, sir.
D: Thank you. *Takes a sip and spits it out* EWWWW WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!!
Prankster(Dressed up as guard): Heeheeheehee
D: Scum! DIE! *Kills the guard* Now to business. *The whole building rumbles and the
top floor turns into an arena*
All: HOLY SHIT!
Geniusss9: You get him first, Inuyasha.
I: My pleasure. *Pulls out Tetsaiga and runs towards Dythonen* TAKE THISSSS!
D: *Stops him in midair and throws him aside.* Yawwwn. Too easy.
G: Damn. You next Yusuke.
Yusuke: Hell no! Did you see what he did to Inuyasha?!
I: *On floor moaning* Ohhhhhh it burns it BURNS DAMNIT!!
G: You leave me no choice Yusuke. *Whistles*
All: Huh?
*A giant screen comes down from the ceiling and begins playing a movie. Two boys are
on a park bench and it is sunset*
Kuwabara: Oh Yusuke.
Yusuke( The one in the film ) : Let us make love
Yusuke(Outside film): TURN THIS DAMN THING OFF! * Attacks the move screen *
Fangirls who are reading this: Aww man. I wanted to read that
Yusuke: OK I'll do it. Spirit Gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *It flies towards Dythonen*
D: *Knocks it aside* Pathetic. Where are some REAL warriors.
Goku: Grr *Goes SSJ 3* DIE!!!!!!!!!!! *Attacks Dythonen with an uncountable amount
of energy blasts.* Ha.
D: I almost broke a sweat there. Oh my, is that your best? Shocking. My turn! * Attacks the people still standing*
Yugi&Vash: AHHHHHH *Are flung across the room* SHIIT!!!!!!!!
Geniusss9: I have no choice. *Blows a whistle* Bring it in! My secret weapon!
*Men in suits quickly rush up the stairs with a big box.*
G: You have met your end! *Opens box*
MWHAHAHAHA! CLIFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please review. Mean flamers get to know what's in the box. The hard way.
The Rubber Ducky of Supreme Doom
*At the top of Dythonen's evil fortress*
Evil Rubber Ducky: Dythonen doesn't need to worry himself over you. I will finish the
job! *Mimics Dythonen's corny evil laugh* Nyhahahaha!
All: *Sweatdrop* .
Yusuke: This should be easy! *Approaches the rubber duck* Die!!!!!!!!!!! *Hits it across
the room*
ERD: SHIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hits the wall* Owww. I can't move... I have no legs..
It doesn't matter! *Floats* Now you will die! *Attacks Yusuke*
Y: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Is hurled across the room* Owwwww!
Goku: I'll get it! *Gets in a familiar stance* Ka-Me-Ha-Me- HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *It hits the Evil Rubber Ducky* Got him!
EVD: My head. *His head is gone* DAMN YOU! YOU BLEW OFF MY BEUITIFUL
PLASTIC HEAD! WAHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY!!!!!!!! *Runs off*
Geniusss9: This is strange.. How does he talk without a head?
Ventriloquist: That's my job.
Dythonen: *Approaches from the side door in an expensive three piece suit with tie*
Yugi: Uhh, you don't fight in a suit.
D: I know. None of you will lay a hand on me so it doesn't matter! Guard! Bring me the
Holy Gold Plated Mountain Dew of Caffeinated Goodness!
Inuyasha: ?????
Guard: Here, sir.
D: Thank you. *Takes a sip and spits it out* EWWWW WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!!
Prankster(Dressed up as guard): Heeheeheehee
D: Scum! DIE! *Kills the guard* Now to business. *The whole building rumbles and the
top floor turns into an arena*
All: HOLY SHIT!
Geniusss9: You get him first, Inuyasha.
I: My pleasure. *Pulls out Tetsaiga and runs towards Dythonen* TAKE THISSSS!
D: *Stops him in midair and throws him aside.* Yawwwn. Too easy.
G: Damn. You next Yusuke.
Yusuke: Hell no! Did you see what he did to Inuyasha?!
I: *On floor moaning* Ohhhhhh it burns it BURNS DAMNIT!!
G: You leave me no choice Yusuke. *Whistles*
All: Huh?
*A giant screen comes down from the ceiling and begins playing a movie. Two boys are
on a park bench and it is sunset*
Kuwabara: Oh Yusuke.
Yusuke( The one in the film ) : Let us make love
Yusuke(Outside film): TURN THIS DAMN THING OFF! * Attacks the move screen *
Fangirls who are reading this: Aww man. I wanted to read that
Yusuke: OK I'll do it. Spirit Gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *It flies towards Dythonen*
D: *Knocks it aside* Pathetic. Where are some REAL warriors.
Goku: Grr *Goes SSJ 3* DIE!!!!!!!!!!! *Attacks Dythonen with an uncountable amount
of energy blasts.* Ha.
D: I almost broke a sweat there. Oh my, is that your best? Shocking. My turn! * Attacks the people still standing*
Yugi&Vash: AHHHHHH *Are flung across the room* SHIIT!!!!!!!!
Geniusss9: I have no choice. *Blows a whistle* Bring it in! My secret weapon!
*Men in suits quickly rush up the stairs with a big box.*
G: You have met your end! *Opens box*
MWHAHAHAHA! CLIFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please review. Mean flamers get to know what's in the box. The hard way.