Wow..my first One Piece fic...PLZ don't kill me if it sucks..I don't really know that much about One Piece yet cuz I need to get the anime version somehow...I only get to read it in Shonen Jump and get info from the internet v.v *cries *....anyway..here it is....oh..by the way..this is taking place when Buggy and Shanks were both on the same crew...

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece!!!

~*THE ADVENTURES OF SHANKS AND BUGGY!*~

It was a beautiful day on the ocean and Shanks and Buggy could be seen sitting together on deck looking towards the horizon.

"Nice day, huh?" the red-haired boy said.

"Yeah, sure it is..." Buggy wasn't really paying attention.

Meanwhile the Captain had to make an announcement.

"We found an abandoned ship full of whiskey and it's ours for the taking! Let's go men!" the captain pointed to the ship, and the pirates boarded it, taking all its goods and bringing it aboard the ship.

After everything was on, they sailed away. It was sunset and most of the pirates were eating except for Shanks and Buggy. They sat out and watched as the stars appeared. Buggy glanced at the barrels of whiskey set down near them.

"Look at all that whiskey..." a smirk appeared across Buggy's face.

"Yeah, there's a lot of it," Shanks looked at Buggy.

"I reckon I could drink more of it than you!" Buggy stood up in front of him.

Shanks just stared out at the ocean. It was dark now.

"Yeah, maybe, when I'm dead...." He smiled and laughed.

"Oh, that's so funny!" the pirate clown said sarcastically.

"Yeah, it is!"

"Well, Mr. Special, why don't we just see how funny it is. We'll have a drinking contest!" Buggy got another one of those strange smirks on his face.

"Why?" Shanks adjusted his straw hat and looked still towards the horizon.

"Because!"

"Because why?"

"Oh c'mon!!!! Are you afraid?!?"

"No, never!" Shanks stood up and stared Buggy in the eye. "I just don't feel like it!" He sat back down and pushed his hat down, which covered his eyes.

"I think you're afraid!"

"Alright, fine, I'll do the drinking thing!" Shanks stood up and his eyes got wide when he saw all the whiskey barrels. He smiled. "Who ever passes out first, loses....right?"

"Right!" Buggy grinned and they started to drink.

They got to 10 glasses, and neither of them showed any signs of stopping.

"*hic * this is good stuff, huh Buggy?" he was leaned against one of the barrels.

"Yeah, it-its really good!"

They each had another 5 glasses.

"AAHHHHH!!!!!! There's a monkey on my leg!!!!!" Buggy jumped up swooshing the non-exsistant monkey away.

"Huh? Where? Where?" the other looked all around but saw nothing.

A smile crept across Shanks face and he started to crack up.

"There's *hic * no monkey!"

Buggy stopped and realized there was no monkey on his leg and sat down and glared at Shanks.

They got down to 30 glasses a piece.

"Whoa..a bird.." Shanks threw an empty glass at the "bird".

"Owww...my head!" Buggy rubbed his head and looked around. "Wanna dance?"

"No...I'm eating."

"Oh, ok!" Buggy looked at Shanks who was chewing on a shoe. "Must taste good, huh?"

"Oh yeah, *hic * just a little tough though," he continued to chew on the shoe.

Buggy had one more glass and finally passed out.

Shanks sat there chewing on a shoe until he noticed Buggy passed out. He spit and threw the shoe and stood over Buggy. He shook his head.

"Hhhhhmmmm..that was some nice tasting water, I wonder what the whiskey tasted like, maybe he'll tell me later, ahahaha!"

Shanks walked away and continued to look out at the ocean.

AND THE ADVENTURES SHALL CONTINUE.....

That sucked, but plz don't flame me unless you feel the absolute need to. And if you didn't get the end, one of the barrels had water in it and the rest were whiskey; Buggy drank the whiskey and Shanks drank the water and acted drunk..LoL..anyway...plz review!