Meru: Logan you're such an idiot!br
Logan: Wham kapow bam… sweet I beat the boss! br
Meru: Are you in FFX land again? br
Logan : Lalalala br
Meru: LOGAN! br
Logan: what did u say something? br
Meru: you're supposed to write the disclaimer! br
Logan: O ya Okay basically I don't own the FFX names or Square soft for that matter or a PDA or $100,000,000,000,000 or a good computer or-br
Meru: you don't want to finish that long list of things you don't own. br
Logan" ya well you're just a big melon head and your real name is Melissa and mine is Gabe! br
Meru: Well call you Logan all the time and you call me Meru so it doesn't really matter. br
Logan: don't we go to the same school? br
*foam starts to come out of Loagns mouth*br
Meru: did u have sugar, coffee or did you not take your medication? br
Logan: Mayyyyyybeeeebr
Meru: the men in the white lab coats are your friendsbr
Logan: O hi men in the white lab coats do I know you? br
*men in the white la coats approach Logan and carry him away*br
Logan: NOO! My precious sugar my own my one my precious. br
Chapter 1
Auron got up from the rock he was sitting on
"Yuna is still sleeping," he told Lulu, who was staring at the ocean. "she's been sad since Tidus went back to Zanarkand." Auron sighed, and turned to Jecht, "you shouldn't have been so hard on him," said Auron with a stern look on his face.
"I said it was because I wanted him to be good a Blitzball was a lie." "I couldn't control the insults…. I still don't know why." Auron chuckled a little then replied
"Sin was starting to control you." "Oh yeah…. I knew that."
"Hiya Yuna!" shouted Wakka as he was throwing his ball into the air.
Yuna just came out of her tent with a cheerless look on her face.
"I wish to go to Zanarkand at once." She whispered unhappily.
"I thought so." Jecht whispered under his breath.
"Sir. Jecht?"
"yes Yuna?"
"why did you have to scold him like that all the time?!" she screamed, "why?!"
"I don't wanna talk about it." "Forgive me."