Author's Note: This is really not an author's note, just a fragment of the rambling I do each day. Whee. I like Oh My Goddess manga! Hehe! Well, I don't think I'll say anything more right now, cuz I really don't feel like it. Buh bye! On with the fic!
Meanwhile, there is a very…to put this nicely…interesting fight going on in the CC world.
LEE: SHUT UP, YOU SCREWED UP SCREWED JACKASSES! I'M CHECKING OVER MY GOD DAMN HOMEWORK!
Everyone else: *Huredly shuts up*
LEE: That's better!
Melin: I'm not afraid of you, you stupid pile of shit! Damn you, you're the jackass, not us!
LEE: Wanna make something of it, b*tch!?
Melin: **** you, you're the b*tch, not me! You're swearin' more than I f'n am, so shut the **** up, you little ****!
LEE: Oh, who's swearing now, you hell of a b*tch?!?
RBWC (really bad writer's counterpart): This like is like a like way like over-like-used like joke!
Melin: Shut up! This is between the b*stard and me!
This *ahem* argument about female dogs, male donkies, and the underworld goes on, but the rest is way too inappropriate to mention.
Suddenly, a great black hole appears, but the CC characters are too stupid to figure out what it is!
Sah-KOOH-rah: Oh my god! What is that, like, big black circle thing!
Key-row: Yo! That's not a crap card, yo! It's not even 8 mile, yo, yo! Yo yo yo!
LEE: Shut up, b*tches! My lay-zin board will help it! *Holds out stupid form of the mandarin compass in a vain attempt to actually achieve something*
Melin: That's not helping, you b*stard! Do you even know how to use a f'n lay-zin board?
LEE: 'Course I do, b*tch! Spin around three times and think really hard about your destination, duh b*tch!
While their stupid crappy, mindless, pointless bickering went on, the black hole (made by Bianca of course) got tired of waiting and just swallowed them up and spat them out in the CCS world!
Sah-KOOH-rah: Like, where are we?
Madison: Like, yeah! Like where, like, are we like? Like, LIKE! Like, like, what-like-ever!
Key-row: Yo yo yo! Where's 8 mile yo homey people dudes? Yo yo!
Meanwhile, the CCS characters are rudely staring as Eli and Ruby "Moon" are sharing their boogers.
Ruby: Hey, Eli! I think I got a big one! *Pulls out booger the size of a tennis raquet*
Eli: *Eats it* MMMHHH! That's good y'all! Oh, I gotta bigger one! *Pulls out booger the size of an elephant* Check it out, y'all!
Ruby: *Eats it* SNOTTY! MY FAVORITE! Heck, I'll eat a million of these in a minute!
Madison: Like, like, like you guys are like SO IMMATURE like! Like, like that is like like so like gross!
Eli: *Snorts, ejecting 32 more boogers out of his nostrils* Whaddya know about it, valley girl? They're actually good! *Hands Madison one*
Madison: EEEK! What like are like you like think-like-ing? Like, no like way! *Drops booger*
Ruby: Eli, you gotta learn force y'all! *Takes booger and stuffs it in madison's mouth*
Madison: OH MY LIKE GOD! THESE LIKE ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE GOOD! UH-LIKE-MAZE-LIKE-ING!
Soon, all the CC characters are feeding of the supposedly yummy fruits from Eli and Ruby's nostrils. And the CCS characters are still rudely staring.
Sakura: Are those the characters of Cardcaptors, the really poor excuse for a show that baka nelvana created?
RBW: Yes. And that has to qualify as the understatement of the year.
Kero: DIS-GUZTIN'!
Syaoran: My mind is permanentely scarred for life. HEY, I CAN SUE!!!
Meling: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
MS: Eww indeed.
TO BE CONTINUED BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO BED….
REEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
