Sadly, this is the last chapter (aw, no more EE&E/digimon cross-
over?). The surprise is located in my bio!
The Eds were astounded at what they saw. Their partners were the strongest they've ever been. Cannonemon looked like a brontosaurus with armor and cannons on his shoulders. MetalPlumamon looked like a quadra- pedal bird with armor all over her body. MetalZannadramon looked like a Chinese dragon with gems on his giant tusks. He was wearing a mask, had spikes on his body and had a pair of wings.
"Whoa" said Eddy.
"That's unbelievable" said Double-Dee.
"I'm Ed" said Ed. Cannonemon looked Ed in the eye. "Hiya, friend!"
"Remember! Don't kill them, get them to the point where they just faint!"
"Adrenaline cannon!" shouted Cannonemon. His cannons aimed at Signoramon and fired. She was knocked out immediately.
"I hope she's okay." Meanwhile, Pazzesmon and Madellomon were behind the three maiden's thrones discussing something.
"This absolutely horrible and awful" said Pazzesmon.
"I think the only way out of this is to just sacrifice ourselves" said Madellomon.
"What?! I don't wanna die now!"
"Our life is just going to get worse and worse. Besides, once we die, we turn back into eggs and start our lives over again at the Primary Village."
"And look how badly the Eds have damaged Signoramon. She's sure to die now."
"C'mon Pazzesmon, let's do it." Madellomon and Pazzesmon walked up to the edge of the arena. They ran out right in front of Signoramon's corpse and waved their paws.
"Get us! Get us!" they shouted. The Eds were confused.
"You mean you want to die?" asked Double-Dee.
"Yes!" shouted Madellomon. "This is the worst life I've ever lived and I would like to start it over again." The Eds were even more confused.
"What does she mean?" asked Eddy.
"Digimon don't stay dead forever when they die" said MetalPlumamon. "They get reconfigured and turned back into eggs." Double-Dee thought for a moment before he got a sure look on his face.
"Let's make those digimon happy" he said. "MetalPlumamon! Cannonemon! MetalZannadramon! Combine your attacks!" The other cul-de- sac kids were starring at the huge battle.
"Did you hear that?" asked Kevin. "The dorks are helping the Kanker's digimon sacrifice themselves."
"Plank says 'you guys wanna get ice cream after this'" said Johnny.
"Adrenaline cannon!" shouted Cannonemon. He unleashed his attack.
"Metal ice strike!" shouted MetalZannadramon. A giant icicle shaped like a thunder bolt appeared in his hand. He threw it towards Cannonemon's attack.
"Queen crusher!" shouted MetalPlumamon. A huge, beaming force came out of MetalPlumamon's beak and hit the two other attacks. This resulted in a huge booming sound and one big mega attack that looked like a swirling ball.
"That's amazing" said Nazz. Cannonemon ran toward the ball and used his strength to push it to the other side. BOOM!!!! The mega attack hit the Kanker's digimon and a huge cloud of dust appeared.
No one could see until a few minutes later. Signoramon, Pazzesmon and Madellomon were lying there motionless. The Kankers ran down to their digimon.
"What happened to you guys?" asked May. Pazzesmon opened her eyes to find that her partner was there starring down at her.
"Remember me" she said. She reached her paw out and jerked it back. Her eyes closed and she stopped breathing. Within a few moments, the three digimon disappeared into black dust.
"You killed them!" shouted Lee.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what they wanted" said Double- Dee.
"They're with the big purple zucchini now" said Ed.
"They didn't want a life of slavery" said Nazz "They didn't want to taken for granted. All they wanted was a great life. Digidestined are supposed to befriend their digimon, not make them their humble slaves. The Eds share a special bond with their digimon partners, one that should never end. The digimon watch out for them, like guardian angels. You girls should be ashamed of yourselves. And you call yourselves digidestined." May's lip was quivering.
"You may have outsmarted us this time, but we'll be back all right!" said Lee. She waved her hand a couple times and forced it toward the ground. The biggest cloud of dust appeared. Everything was blocked and everyone was getting dizzy.
"Eddy. Eddy. Eddy." said Furettomon's voice. Eddy opened his eyes slowly. Staring back at him was Furettomon. As soon as Eddy got up, he saw that he was back at the cul-de-sac.
"We're home. WE'RE HOME!!!" shouted Eddy in amazement.
"I'm glad to be back too, Eddy" said Double Dee. He walked over to Eddy with Elegantemon holding his hand.
"You heard the Kanker sisters" said Ed. "They'll be back."
"That's what evil villains always say, Ed" said Eddy. "And they don't even mean it. You see a lot of sci-fi movies; you should know this by now."
"Oh, yeah." Ed spotted Sara in the bushes sleeping like a baby. "BABY SISTER!!!" Ed and Amigachomon rushed over and saw that Sara had already opened her eyes.
"I'm already awake!" she said aggressively. "And I found this thing beside me." Right next to her was a little, yellow blob with a beak.
"I'm Canarymon, and we're friends forever" it said.
"Sara!" shouted Jimmy. "This thing won't stop following me!" Jimmy was running while a red blob with a giant cherry stem and a little horn on his head was chasing him.
"It's okay!" it shouted. "I'm your digimon partner, Tsuchermon!"
Johnny and Plank were on the swing sets unconscious. When Johnny woke up, he saw that two blobs were sitting in his lap.
"For cryin' out loud!" he shouted. One blob had squiggly ears and big eyes and one blob had squiggly ears, big eyes and a big antenna on his head.
"I'm Neotamamon" said the first blob.
"I'm Glowtamamon" said the second blob. Johnny looked at his side.
"What are these attached to my pants?" He asked. On his pants were two wrist watch-like things.
"Those are digivices" said Neotamamon.
"But I thought digidestined got only one digimon partner and one digivice." It was then that Johnny had realized something. "Hey, Plank. you're a digidestined too!!!" Johnny attached Plank's digivice to him and Plank still showed his dorky smile.
"Why do I have to be put with the inanimate object?" asked Glowtamamon.
"Plank's not just an inanimate object!"
Eddy was walking on the sidewalk with Furettomon when he all of a sudden got hit with three water balloons. He looked at the bushes.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"Dork!" said Kevin's voice. He popped up out of the bushes with a blob. This one had two cat ears and a mushroom on her head. "This is my new partner in crime, Ambermon."
"It looks like those sponge-for-brains Ed boys have saved the day, yes?" asked Rolf. "Especially since I have a buddy that gives me gardening tips!"
"FYI, my name is Quatmon" said Rolf's digimon (it looked like an orange with eyes and a mouth). The kids heard Nazz laughing in the distance. Nazz was in the tree house talking to something.
"Hey guys!" she shouted. "Check it out, I woke up here! I'm a digi- watchamacallit too!" She held up her digivice with pride.
"So this is what humans are like" said Englemon, Nazz's digimon (he lookr like Chibumon, but he was green and he had wings).
All the children gathered in the center of the cul-de-sac.
"This is great" said Eddy.
"What should we do now?" asked Jimmy.
"Let's play!" said Ed. "I AM THE WALRUS!!!"
"The walrus is worshipped in my country" said Rolf. "Are you making fun of me? GOSH DARN-IT YOU HAVE ANGERED THE SON OF A SHERPARD!!!" Rolf and Quatmon began chasing Ed and Amigachomon.
*Note: The cul-de-sac kid's (Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Jimmy, Sara, Johnny, and Plank) digimon stay at their fresh forms when they're not battling (just like how Gatomon stays at her champion form when she's not battling). This story's just begging for a sequel, isn't it?
A few hours have passed and the kids were still playing with their new digimon partners. Double-Dee was sitting on the side walk looking at the sewer drain.
"I still don't believe those Kanker sisters did that to their digimon" he said.
"Don't worry" said Elegantemon. "Rolf made something, though." Rolf was dragging something big and heavy under a big white sheet.
"Behold!" he said. When he pulled the sheet off, the children saw that he made a monument. The monument had Bellomon, Pazzesmon, and Sensimon on it. In big letters, it said "DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF BELLOMON, PAZZESMON AND SENSIMON".
"That's beautiful, Rolf" said Double-Dee. "It's better than that awful robot you made a while back." Ed came stomping into the scene with a rope.
"Hey guys!" he said. "I've finally got me a chicken!" At the end of the rope was a tied-up Kokatrimon.
"ED YOU SHOULD RETURN THAT TO THE DIGITAL WORLD!!!"
"Why must you destroy my dreams, Double-Dee? C'mon, Amigachomon. This chicken needs a cage." Ed dragged the Kokatrimon back to his house. I guess you could say that the children lived happily ever after. But meanwhile.
"This stinks" said Lee. "We have no servants anymore."
"It was pretty fun being evil" said Marie. May was on the couch with her other two sisters looking through a kaleidoscope.
"Pretty colors" she said. Outside, a UFO suddenly crash-landed in the trailer park.
"What was that?" asked Lee. The Kanker sisters ran outside. They saw a UFO in the ditch it made. The door slowly opened. Out of the UFO came a big-headed, green-glowing alien with a glow stick.
"I think it's from another world" said Marie.
"Here we go again" said Lee.
"Who cares!" said May. "Let's kiss it!" she ran over to the alien and started smooching it's forehead.
"May, your lips are glowing bright green!" said Lee.
"I know, isn't it purdy?" she asked. She smooched that alien over and over again and that's where our scene ends.
The end
The Eds were astounded at what they saw. Their partners were the strongest they've ever been. Cannonemon looked like a brontosaurus with armor and cannons on his shoulders. MetalPlumamon looked like a quadra- pedal bird with armor all over her body. MetalZannadramon looked like a Chinese dragon with gems on his giant tusks. He was wearing a mask, had spikes on his body and had a pair of wings.
"Whoa" said Eddy.
"That's unbelievable" said Double-Dee.
"I'm Ed" said Ed. Cannonemon looked Ed in the eye. "Hiya, friend!"
"Remember! Don't kill them, get them to the point where they just faint!"
"Adrenaline cannon!" shouted Cannonemon. His cannons aimed at Signoramon and fired. She was knocked out immediately.
"I hope she's okay." Meanwhile, Pazzesmon and Madellomon were behind the three maiden's thrones discussing something.
"This absolutely horrible and awful" said Pazzesmon.
"I think the only way out of this is to just sacrifice ourselves" said Madellomon.
"What?! I don't wanna die now!"
"Our life is just going to get worse and worse. Besides, once we die, we turn back into eggs and start our lives over again at the Primary Village."
"And look how badly the Eds have damaged Signoramon. She's sure to die now."
"C'mon Pazzesmon, let's do it." Madellomon and Pazzesmon walked up to the edge of the arena. They ran out right in front of Signoramon's corpse and waved their paws.
"Get us! Get us!" they shouted. The Eds were confused.
"You mean you want to die?" asked Double-Dee.
"Yes!" shouted Madellomon. "This is the worst life I've ever lived and I would like to start it over again." The Eds were even more confused.
"What does she mean?" asked Eddy.
"Digimon don't stay dead forever when they die" said MetalPlumamon. "They get reconfigured and turned back into eggs." Double-Dee thought for a moment before he got a sure look on his face.
"Let's make those digimon happy" he said. "MetalPlumamon! Cannonemon! MetalZannadramon! Combine your attacks!" The other cul-de- sac kids were starring at the huge battle.
"Did you hear that?" asked Kevin. "The dorks are helping the Kanker's digimon sacrifice themselves."
"Plank says 'you guys wanna get ice cream after this'" said Johnny.
"Adrenaline cannon!" shouted Cannonemon. He unleashed his attack.
"Metal ice strike!" shouted MetalZannadramon. A giant icicle shaped like a thunder bolt appeared in his hand. He threw it towards Cannonemon's attack.
"Queen crusher!" shouted MetalPlumamon. A huge, beaming force came out of MetalPlumamon's beak and hit the two other attacks. This resulted in a huge booming sound and one big mega attack that looked like a swirling ball.
"That's amazing" said Nazz. Cannonemon ran toward the ball and used his strength to push it to the other side. BOOM!!!! The mega attack hit the Kanker's digimon and a huge cloud of dust appeared.
No one could see until a few minutes later. Signoramon, Pazzesmon and Madellomon were lying there motionless. The Kankers ran down to their digimon.
"What happened to you guys?" asked May. Pazzesmon opened her eyes to find that her partner was there starring down at her.
"Remember me" she said. She reached her paw out and jerked it back. Her eyes closed and she stopped breathing. Within a few moments, the three digimon disappeared into black dust.
"You killed them!" shouted Lee.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what they wanted" said Double- Dee.
"They're with the big purple zucchini now" said Ed.
"They didn't want a life of slavery" said Nazz "They didn't want to taken for granted. All they wanted was a great life. Digidestined are supposed to befriend their digimon, not make them their humble slaves. The Eds share a special bond with their digimon partners, one that should never end. The digimon watch out for them, like guardian angels. You girls should be ashamed of yourselves. And you call yourselves digidestined." May's lip was quivering.
"You may have outsmarted us this time, but we'll be back all right!" said Lee. She waved her hand a couple times and forced it toward the ground. The biggest cloud of dust appeared. Everything was blocked and everyone was getting dizzy.
"Eddy. Eddy. Eddy." said Furettomon's voice. Eddy opened his eyes slowly. Staring back at him was Furettomon. As soon as Eddy got up, he saw that he was back at the cul-de-sac.
"We're home. WE'RE HOME!!!" shouted Eddy in amazement.
"I'm glad to be back too, Eddy" said Double Dee. He walked over to Eddy with Elegantemon holding his hand.
"You heard the Kanker sisters" said Ed. "They'll be back."
"That's what evil villains always say, Ed" said Eddy. "And they don't even mean it. You see a lot of sci-fi movies; you should know this by now."
"Oh, yeah." Ed spotted Sara in the bushes sleeping like a baby. "BABY SISTER!!!" Ed and Amigachomon rushed over and saw that Sara had already opened her eyes.
"I'm already awake!" she said aggressively. "And I found this thing beside me." Right next to her was a little, yellow blob with a beak.
"I'm Canarymon, and we're friends forever" it said.
"Sara!" shouted Jimmy. "This thing won't stop following me!" Jimmy was running while a red blob with a giant cherry stem and a little horn on his head was chasing him.
"It's okay!" it shouted. "I'm your digimon partner, Tsuchermon!"
Johnny and Plank were on the swing sets unconscious. When Johnny woke up, he saw that two blobs were sitting in his lap.
"For cryin' out loud!" he shouted. One blob had squiggly ears and big eyes and one blob had squiggly ears, big eyes and a big antenna on his head.
"I'm Neotamamon" said the first blob.
"I'm Glowtamamon" said the second blob. Johnny looked at his side.
"What are these attached to my pants?" He asked. On his pants were two wrist watch-like things.
"Those are digivices" said Neotamamon.
"But I thought digidestined got only one digimon partner and one digivice." It was then that Johnny had realized something. "Hey, Plank. you're a digidestined too!!!" Johnny attached Plank's digivice to him and Plank still showed his dorky smile.
"Why do I have to be put with the inanimate object?" asked Glowtamamon.
"Plank's not just an inanimate object!"
Eddy was walking on the sidewalk with Furettomon when he all of a sudden got hit with three water balloons. He looked at the bushes.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"Dork!" said Kevin's voice. He popped up out of the bushes with a blob. This one had two cat ears and a mushroom on her head. "This is my new partner in crime, Ambermon."
"It looks like those sponge-for-brains Ed boys have saved the day, yes?" asked Rolf. "Especially since I have a buddy that gives me gardening tips!"
"FYI, my name is Quatmon" said Rolf's digimon (it looked like an orange with eyes and a mouth). The kids heard Nazz laughing in the distance. Nazz was in the tree house talking to something.
"Hey guys!" she shouted. "Check it out, I woke up here! I'm a digi- watchamacallit too!" She held up her digivice with pride.
"So this is what humans are like" said Englemon, Nazz's digimon (he lookr like Chibumon, but he was green and he had wings).
All the children gathered in the center of the cul-de-sac.
"This is great" said Eddy.
"What should we do now?" asked Jimmy.
"Let's play!" said Ed. "I AM THE WALRUS!!!"
"The walrus is worshipped in my country" said Rolf. "Are you making fun of me? GOSH DARN-IT YOU HAVE ANGERED THE SON OF A SHERPARD!!!" Rolf and Quatmon began chasing Ed and Amigachomon.
*Note: The cul-de-sac kid's (Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Jimmy, Sara, Johnny, and Plank) digimon stay at their fresh forms when they're not battling (just like how Gatomon stays at her champion form when she's not battling). This story's just begging for a sequel, isn't it?
A few hours have passed and the kids were still playing with their new digimon partners. Double-Dee was sitting on the side walk looking at the sewer drain.
"I still don't believe those Kanker sisters did that to their digimon" he said.
"Don't worry" said Elegantemon. "Rolf made something, though." Rolf was dragging something big and heavy under a big white sheet.
"Behold!" he said. When he pulled the sheet off, the children saw that he made a monument. The monument had Bellomon, Pazzesmon, and Sensimon on it. In big letters, it said "DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF BELLOMON, PAZZESMON AND SENSIMON".
"That's beautiful, Rolf" said Double-Dee. "It's better than that awful robot you made a while back." Ed came stomping into the scene with a rope.
"Hey guys!" he said. "I've finally got me a chicken!" At the end of the rope was a tied-up Kokatrimon.
"ED YOU SHOULD RETURN THAT TO THE DIGITAL WORLD!!!"
"Why must you destroy my dreams, Double-Dee? C'mon, Amigachomon. This chicken needs a cage." Ed dragged the Kokatrimon back to his house. I guess you could say that the children lived happily ever after. But meanwhile.
"This stinks" said Lee. "We have no servants anymore."
"It was pretty fun being evil" said Marie. May was on the couch with her other two sisters looking through a kaleidoscope.
"Pretty colors" she said. Outside, a UFO suddenly crash-landed in the trailer park.
"What was that?" asked Lee. The Kanker sisters ran outside. They saw a UFO in the ditch it made. The door slowly opened. Out of the UFO came a big-headed, green-glowing alien with a glow stick.
"I think it's from another world" said Marie.
"Here we go again" said Lee.
"Who cares!" said May. "Let's kiss it!" she ran over to the alien and started smooching it's forehead.
"May, your lips are glowing bright green!" said Lee.
"I know, isn't it purdy?" she asked. She smooched that alien over and over again and that's where our scene ends.
The end