Red Herring III

Author:  Supreme Overlord Erin-chan

Rating:  G.  Anything else is in your dirty little minds.

Disclaimer:  Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine.  Sigh.

Notes:  Are you people MAD?  Stop encouraging me!  *sigh*  Anyway, I've broken the TatxTsu tradition with this one...damn!  I want to write more naughty TxT hints!  Oh well, maybe in the next one...(next one!?)

Pairings:  Watari x Tsuzuki

Warnings for:  Red herrings, Watari being naughty.

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Tsuzuki had only meant to stop into Watari's laboratory for a moment.  He'd just wanted to say hello, not waste any time, certainly he never intended to end up in the position he now was.

"Wa...Watari...stop..." he gasped out, squirming around underneath the longhaired shinigami.

"Why?"  Watari asked casually, continuing what he was doing.  Tsuzuki whimpered and squirmed some more, his head thrashing from side to side.

"Don't you like it?"  Watari asked, pausing for a moment.  Tsuzuki took full advantage of that moment to catch his breath.

"It's not that," he said breathlessly, "it's just...well, on the floor, Watari?"

"What's wrong with the floor?"  Watari challenged, then recommenced the activity.  Tsuzuki howled and wriggled around like a fish out of water.

"God!  Watari..."

Watari's hands continued working their magic on the squirming man, causing a lot of squealing, whimpering, giggling and gasping to echo throughout the halls. 

At first it seemed like it wasn't attracting much attention, but it had attracted the attention of one secretary, and said secretary was making his way to Watari's laboratory in order to discover, what, exactly, was going on?

Tatsumi threw the door open and stared goggle-eyed at the scene on the floor.

"What in Hades is going on here!?" He would have shrieked, but Tatsumi is not the sort of person to shriek.  Watari scuttled off Tsuzuki and immediately chibified.  Tsuzuki also chibified and pointed an accusing finger in Watari's direction.

"Tatsumiiii~!"  Tsuzuki whined, "Watari was tickling me!  It was totally unfair!  I wasn't prepared or anything!  He just pounced on me when I walked in and started tickling me mercilessly!"

"Well you can't have hated it too much, judging by the way you were squealing like a little girl," Watari retorted, and stuck his tongue out at Tsuzuki.  Tsuzuki also stuck his tongue out in response.

Tatsumi rubbed his temples.  As if it wasn't enough that they were in debt up to their eyebrows, now Enmacho's employees were having tickle fights on company time?  He made a mental note to cut Watari's funding.

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What were you thinking?  Don't tell me you still fell for it, you dirty YnM fans!  :P