Author: Supreme Overlord Erin-chan
Rating: G. Anything else is in your dirty little minds.
Disclaimer: Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine. Sigh.
Notes: All right all right all right. The TsuxHis fans have been hounding me. Here you are. But next week, we're back to doing what I want, okay? No more begging! P~ I'll get around to doing all pairings eventually anyway! ...This doesn't mean I don't love everyone that's left reviews though. Because I do! XD *hearts'n'hugs*
Pairings: Tsuzuki x Hisoka
Warnings for: Red herrings, Tsuzuki being naughty.
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Hisoka took a step backwards and felt the wall against his back. He blinked his green eyes up at Tsuzuki pleadingly, nervous and somewhat frightened. The larger man stepped in closer, smiling. It was the smile that had Hisoka unnerved...it wasn't like Tsuzuki to look so...eager.
"Tsuzuki..."
"Shh, Hisoka," Tsuzuki said softly, "I said I'd go slowly with you, didn't I? I'll make this as painless as possible."
"I...idiot..." Hisoka mumbled, "You make it sound like I'm scared..."
"You're allowed to admit it, Hisoka," Tsuzuki said huskily, "Everyone is scared the first time..."
Hisoka blushed and squirmed a little.
"You'll like it," Tsuzuki said encouragingly, "I'm sure of it."
"What if someone walks in and sees us?" Hisoka asked, worried.
"We can lock the door, Hisoka."
Hisoka blushed a deeper shade of red and looked at his shoes. Tsuzuki smiled gently and took the boy's hand, pulling him into an embrace. Hisoka fidgeted a little, completely ignorant of where to put his hands.
"I don't know what to do..." Hisoka confessed softly.
"Don't worry," Tsuzuki replied, "I'll lead."
"Why do I have to be the girl anyway?"
"I'll let you be in charge next time, okay?"
"But I..."
"...don't know what to do, so let me show you." Tsuzuki wrapped an arm around Hisoka's waist, pulling them close together. Hisoka went all bug-eyed and squirmed away from the bigger man.
"Idiot! What are you doing!? Don't get so friendly..."
"Hisoka! You can't learn to dance without getting close! It looks really stilted and horrible if you hold each other at an arm's length!"
"You never said anything about cuddling!" Hisoka accused. "Forget it! I don't need to know how to dance anyway. I certainly don't need you teaching me!"
"Hisokaaaa~! Don't be so mean!" Tsuzuki whined, sprouting puppy ears. "Let me teach you how to dance!"
"No! Idiot!" Hisoka snapped then stomped off with the purple-eyed puppy trailing behind him.
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What were you thinking? Dirty YnM fans! ;)