Author: Supreme Overlord Erin-chan
Rating: G. Anything else is in your dirty little minds.
Disclaimer: Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine. Sigh.
Notes: This one has been in my head for over two weeks now. I LOVE HAKUSHAKU! XD~
Pairings: Hakushaku x Tsuzuki
Warnings for: Red herrings, Hakushaku being naughty.
If you would like to archive this story on your web site, please drop me an email at littlevornskr@hotmail.com. I'll probably say "Yes yes yes I love you please do it yay!"
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"Waaaah!" Tsuzuki scrabbled away from Hakushaku as fast as he could, which unfortunately wasn't fast enough. A gloved hand grabbed the back of his shirt and yanked him backwards, causing him to fall on his butt and look up into that freaky mask the Earl always insisted on wearing.
"My dear Tsuzuki-san, why are you running away?" Hakushaku let a sadistic little laugh escape and stroked Tsuzuki's hair.
"Why do I have to do this?" Tsuzuki wailed.
"Because you owe me, Tsuzuki-san…this is merely the beginning of your repayment."
Tsuzuki whimpered and cried like a little kid. Hakushaku paid no heed, sadistic bugger he was.
"On your knees, Tsuzuki-san!" Hakushaku cackled, obviously enjoying this.
"I...I don't need to get on my knees for something like this!" Tsuzuki whined.
"Of course you do," Hakushaku beamed, "it's not nearly as fun if you don't!"
"But it's humiliating!" Tsuzuki complained.
"Another joy," Hakushaku sighed happily.
Tsuzuki mumbled something unflattering under his breath, but realized he wasn't escaping anytime soon. He obediently got on his knees and fumbled around for a moment.
"I can't see it..." he said, flustered.
"You're not trying very hard," Hakushaku accused.
"I am too!" Tsuzuki pouted. He fumbled around a little more, then realized he wasn't getting anywhere.
"What does it look like, anyway?" Tsuzuki asked suddenly.
"What do you think, Tsuzuki-san?" Hakushaku said, exasperated. "It looks like they normally do—long and cylindrical."
"Oh. Right," Tsuzuki nodded, then fumbled around more. Finally, his hand brushed something fitting the description. His fingers scrabbled at it, trying to get a hold. Finally he had it in his grasp!
"I found it!" He sang, holding it up like a trophy, "I found your pen, Hakushaku!"
"Already?" Hakushaku felt truly disappointed. He'd hidden that pen himself, in an effort to keep Tsuzuki on the floor for longer so he could admire his fine rear. He made a mental note not to underestimate the purple-eyed shinigami ever again.
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What were you thinking? Ah, but I pity the dirty YnM fans, for Hakushaku is always so naughty ^n.n^