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Swords clashed together on the final destination as two men were fighting. One dressed in green vest and white pants, and the other in blue and gold. The action was hard to see, as it went so quick.
Blue fighter: "Dammit, Link. You've definitely improved since the last time we fought. Unfortunately, not enough."
He charged up his blade, and sent Link flying away. But, he managed to latch on to the Final Destination with his grappling hook, and climbed back up.
Link: "You've improved much too, Roy, but your sword of seals is no match for the almighty master sword."
Link ran towards Roy, and went for a low sweep, but Roy jumped up and landed behind Link, but he turned around and stabbed him time after time, really quickly, when he stopped, he used his grappling hook on Roy, punched him a couple of times and kicked him away, and he used his boomerang to hurt him some more. Then, to finish it, he used one of his bombs. Roy flew away pretty far, but also he managed to get back on the Final Destination.
Roy: "you've gained a lot of speed. But your powers are no match for mine if that was the best you could do."
Link: "Ya think so? In that case, let's kick it up a notch. I was only toying with you until now."
Roy: "So was i. If you want to fight, then let's FIGHT!"
The two swordsmen ran towards each other, and went for quick slashes. Link slashed a bit harder, making Roy go into defence. But then, as Link went for a deep strike, Roy used his Counter move, sending Link flying away from the arena, with no hope of coming back. As Link climbed up the arena to congratulate the winner, he said:
Link: "Next time, i'll win. Personally, i think counters are cheap."
Roy: "Quit being a big baby. Accept your loss. You beat Giga Bowser in your previous match, so you were tired. C'mon, let's go back to the other smashers."
As they entered the smashers headquarters, they saw Kirby, C. Falcon, Mario and Peach playing strip poker. Unfortunately, Peach was winning.
Kirby: "C'mon Peach, lose a couple of times. We NEED to see your hooters."
Peach: "Quit being such a jack-off. I'm not gonna show my tits to you man. By the way, i had 5 kings, so you'd never win."
Mario: "Yeah, Kirby, that's-a my lady you're-a talking about-a."
C. Falcon: "Wait, 5 kings? That's not fair! You cheated! Drop the top! Drop the top!"
Mario: "You wanna fight-a, Falcon? If-a you wanna fight-a, you've got a fight!"
Peach: "Quit fighting over my hooters, guys, the only person that can see them these days are...
Mario: "Yeah, i know, it's-a me, Mario."
Peach: "No, Mario, not you. It's been 5 months since we had sex. No, the only person that gets in my panties is Bowser."
Mario: "WHAT! You've-a been cheating on me with-a bowser?"
Peach: "Oh, shut up, Mario, it's not like you didn't know already. I sent a tape of me and Bowser to you last month, when i broke up with you."
Mario: "God-damned-a."
C.Falcon: "Say, Mario, how about lending me the tape for tonight?"
Mario: "Sure, in fact-a, i'll arrange a big-a porno-night tonight here in the HQ. Everybody can see what-a Peach and-a Bowser did EXACTLY."
Peach: "Shit. I hate you, fucking cock sucking mother fucking ass-ramming shit-eater."
Mario: "Hey, X-nay on the it-shay."
Kirby: "Fuck, man, your nasty. Even i don't eat shit, and i eat monsters alive."
Bowser entered the room.
Bowser: "Hey, Peach, wanna give me some sweet luvvin' one more time?"
Peach: "Sure. But this time, we're not gonna send the tape to Mario, 'cause he's gonna show it to everybody here."
Bowser: "Damn! I fucking hate you Mario! Well Peach, wanna go upstairs now? I got my whips and paddles with me."
Peach: "Ooooh, bad boy."
Bowser and Peach went upstairs. A little later, you could here the screams and groans all the way downstairs.
Mario: "Fucking-a Bowser."
Ganondorf, who just entered the room, said:
Ganondorf: "Man, i got some really good coke with me. Who wants to sniff some?"
Kirby, Mario, C.Falcon, Link and Roy: "Me!"
After a while they all got high. Mario went running around the room naked, kirby sucked up an entire table, puked it out and then ate the puke, C.Falcon sang some really, REALLY weird karaoke songs and Link and Roy were just really, REALLY high.
The next morning, Mewtwo woke them all up. He gave Roy a letter. Just as Roy wanted to start reading it, bowser entered the room and said:
Bowser: "God-DAMN, Peach has a nice ass."
Mario: "Fuck you, Bowser!"
After a quick argument roy started reading his letter, and everybody was quiet.
Dear mr. Roy. You've been selected to be part of an international fighting arena, called The League. If you want to be part, come sign in at: The place right next to your house. Thank you.
Roy: "Wow, i never knew we had a fighting arena next to our house."
He looked out the window, and there was a gigantic shadow from a HUGE building seen.
Roy: "How could we have missed that? Well, i better go sign in, because i'd like to give it a try."
Link: "I'll go with you. I'll, like be your coach or agent or something."
What will happen in The League? Find out next chapter.
Swords clashed together on the final destination as two men were fighting. One dressed in green vest and white pants, and the other in blue and gold. The action was hard to see, as it went so quick.
Blue fighter: "Dammit, Link. You've definitely improved since the last time we fought. Unfortunately, not enough."
He charged up his blade, and sent Link flying away. But, he managed to latch on to the Final Destination with his grappling hook, and climbed back up.
Link: "You've improved much too, Roy, but your sword of seals is no match for the almighty master sword."
Link ran towards Roy, and went for a low sweep, but Roy jumped up and landed behind Link, but he turned around and stabbed him time after time, really quickly, when he stopped, he used his grappling hook on Roy, punched him a couple of times and kicked him away, and he used his boomerang to hurt him some more. Then, to finish it, he used one of his bombs. Roy flew away pretty far, but also he managed to get back on the Final Destination.
Roy: "you've gained a lot of speed. But your powers are no match for mine if that was the best you could do."
Link: "Ya think so? In that case, let's kick it up a notch. I was only toying with you until now."
Roy: "So was i. If you want to fight, then let's FIGHT!"
The two swordsmen ran towards each other, and went for quick slashes. Link slashed a bit harder, making Roy go into defence. But then, as Link went for a deep strike, Roy used his Counter move, sending Link flying away from the arena, with no hope of coming back. As Link climbed up the arena to congratulate the winner, he said:
Link: "Next time, i'll win. Personally, i think counters are cheap."
Roy: "Quit being a big baby. Accept your loss. You beat Giga Bowser in your previous match, so you were tired. C'mon, let's go back to the other smashers."
As they entered the smashers headquarters, they saw Kirby, C. Falcon, Mario and Peach playing strip poker. Unfortunately, Peach was winning.
Kirby: "C'mon Peach, lose a couple of times. We NEED to see your hooters."
Peach: "Quit being such a jack-off. I'm not gonna show my tits to you man. By the way, i had 5 kings, so you'd never win."
Mario: "Yeah, Kirby, that's-a my lady you're-a talking about-a."
C. Falcon: "Wait, 5 kings? That's not fair! You cheated! Drop the top! Drop the top!"
Mario: "You wanna fight-a, Falcon? If-a you wanna fight-a, you've got a fight!"
Peach: "Quit fighting over my hooters, guys, the only person that can see them these days are...
Mario: "Yeah, i know, it's-a me, Mario."
Peach: "No, Mario, not you. It's been 5 months since we had sex. No, the only person that gets in my panties is Bowser."
Mario: "WHAT! You've-a been cheating on me with-a bowser?"
Peach: "Oh, shut up, Mario, it's not like you didn't know already. I sent a tape of me and Bowser to you last month, when i broke up with you."
Mario: "God-damned-a."
C.Falcon: "Say, Mario, how about lending me the tape for tonight?"
Mario: "Sure, in fact-a, i'll arrange a big-a porno-night tonight here in the HQ. Everybody can see what-a Peach and-a Bowser did EXACTLY."
Peach: "Shit. I hate you, fucking cock sucking mother fucking ass-ramming shit-eater."
Mario: "Hey, X-nay on the it-shay."
Kirby: "Fuck, man, your nasty. Even i don't eat shit, and i eat monsters alive."
Bowser entered the room.
Bowser: "Hey, Peach, wanna give me some sweet luvvin' one more time?"
Peach: "Sure. But this time, we're not gonna send the tape to Mario, 'cause he's gonna show it to everybody here."
Bowser: "Damn! I fucking hate you Mario! Well Peach, wanna go upstairs now? I got my whips and paddles with me."
Peach: "Ooooh, bad boy."
Bowser and Peach went upstairs. A little later, you could here the screams and groans all the way downstairs.
Mario: "Fucking-a Bowser."
Ganondorf, who just entered the room, said:
Ganondorf: "Man, i got some really good coke with me. Who wants to sniff some?"
Kirby, Mario, C.Falcon, Link and Roy: "Me!"
After a while they all got high. Mario went running around the room naked, kirby sucked up an entire table, puked it out and then ate the puke, C.Falcon sang some really, REALLY weird karaoke songs and Link and Roy were just really, REALLY high.
The next morning, Mewtwo woke them all up. He gave Roy a letter. Just as Roy wanted to start reading it, bowser entered the room and said:
Bowser: "God-DAMN, Peach has a nice ass."
Mario: "Fuck you, Bowser!"
After a quick argument roy started reading his letter, and everybody was quiet.
Dear mr. Roy. You've been selected to be part of an international fighting arena, called The League. If you want to be part, come sign in at: The place right next to your house. Thank you.
Roy: "Wow, i never knew we had a fighting arena next to our house."
He looked out the window, and there was a gigantic shadow from a HUGE building seen.
Roy: "How could we have missed that? Well, i better go sign in, because i'd like to give it a try."
Link: "I'll go with you. I'll, like be your coach or agent or something."
What will happen in The League? Find out next chapter.