The Fluff Returneth Chapter 3: Where Everybody Knows Your Scream, a legacy of kain fanfic

Disclaimer: The few things we own are listed here; ourselves and the Narrator, and Damion, the vampire formerly known as Ah-choo. Bucky the former chipmunk was inspired by the squirrel from The Emperor's New Groove.

Authors Notes: *Syvia & Anamae sit in the laboratories of the Eternal prison, in front of the plate glass partition. Prisoners wave from behind the glass before getting shooed away by the Wardens, who then begin to wave at the readers from behind the glass. They in turn, look behind them, see Magnus coming towards them, scream and run away.*

Syvia- Discordia- Sanctuary... O_o

Anamae- *lmao* She's twitching from fear of Vorry. Don't worry. ^_^ Bucky will be fine. To Evelin- I remember that one.... In fact, I think that happens in any 'Link' game on the market. *snickers at the image*

Syvia- Concept- If you wanna dismember Moby- feel free!

Anamae- Wolfywoman- Thanks for reviewing, but I'm not telling Rocker Baby anything. That woman is dangerous.

Syvia- And you'd like to see them fight over Sabby.

Anamae- This is true.

Syvia- VladimirsAngel- *lol* Thank you! She designed mine & I designed hers. ^_^ The Mexican Chicken. ^_^ Our beloved Mexican Chicken. Thanks, VA. ^_^

*Mex Chicken clucks idly about the area*

Anamae- GoT- Uh... oops?

Syvia- Rocker Baby- *sends the Mex Chicken to visit Rocker Baby*

Anamae- Sarryn- ... One letter then- K!

Syvia- Plink- I'm insulted that someone would kill me! *harrumphs*

Anamae- *breathing heavily* Are you insinuating that my Fausty would cheat on me?!

Syvia- *blandly* Take deep breaths, Anamae. ( Thanks for the review, Plink. ^_^ )

Anamae- I don't get mad... I get even.

Syvia- *takes one big step away*

Anamae- Fallen Templar- *looks at Syvia* Do we need a bounty hunter to maim the Sarafan Lord?

Syvia- *shrugs*

Anamae- If you wanna do it, we'll pay to watch, but we won't pay you for killing him. *smirks*

Where Everybody Knows Your Scream

Anamae- Well, somehow I can imagine the worst has happened. Am I right?

Bucky nodded and then began to chitter wildly, all the while swinging the roses he had in one hand and gesturing towards the tombstone he got at a discount over at Al & Muphey's Tombstone Town. Faustus rolled his eyes and looked up at me.

Faustus- Look, is Syvia alive or not?

Well, yeah. Bucky gave me a wide-eyed look of relief, which quickly turned into tears, then to the squirrel version of growling as he realized I'd known all along and not told him.

Anamae- So where is she then?

Hmm, good question. I haven't thought about it yet.

Bucky- Chirp! (What the hell do you mean by that? This is intolerable to say the least!)

What a mouthful... Look, it's not easy thinking about what is going to happen next. I have to read ahead in the script, which means I have to get it from the Authors Guild and they just don't hand things out, you know? Give me a break! *While the narrator was rants on and on how it was not her fault at all but the authors (the mysterious powers who control this fic) Faustus decides that getting changed is a good idea, as the mood is officially ruined.*

Faustus- *getting dressed* Maybe I should look into getting clothing in a color besides red....

Anamae- No way, Fausty. Red is too perfect for you...but maybe black would look okay. Shows off the figure.

So while the two were once again flirting with each other, Bucky started to get annoyed and I had finally figured out where Syvia and Ah-Choo -

Anamae- He needs a new name.

- had gone.

Faustus- .....We're waiting.

Oh, they had fallen into the one place where there is no hope of return, unless there are airplanes heading in that direction, which there aren't.

Anamae- Well where's that?

*Theme music from 'Queen Emeralds' plays to build up the next scene as the camera whizzes around looking for Syvia and Ah-Choo. Finally, it spots them*

Syvia was lying on the ground with Ah-Choo on top of her in a less than....well, quite an embarrassing position actually. If one could bend their legs like those two are right now, they might have been doing the horizontal mambo and-

Syvia- Oh shut up, you pervert! *gets up* Where are we?

Ah-Choo- I have decided to change my name.

Syvia- Oh really? What is it?

Ah-Choo/Damion- Damion!

Syvia- Well, that sounds better, and more suitable for a vampire. So, narrator, where are we?

Go check the bronze plaque over there. *points* Thunder rumbled overhead, and both Damion and Syvia jumped in spite of themselves. The girl looked at the bronze plaque and paled.

Damion- The Eternal Prison......aw shit, and I just got out of here too!

I fail to understand how that's possible, as you were human not two days ago and no body ever escapes from this place, but I'm not going to ask. *disgustingly cheerful voice* And wouldn't you know it, the Sarafan Lord is coming by for a routine inspection of the prison! Seems like Syvia is in trouble now....oh yeah and as a side-note, Anamae is coming to save you. Somehow. *mutters to herself* But she always seems to make more trouble than anything else..... *clears throat*

Syvia stared at the sign for a few minutes. Her face slowly took on a very dangerous, very frightening look, and for someone who looked like a college-aged English teacher, with the innocence of a permanent schoolgirl, that was no mean feat.
Damion was looking around nervously, not noticing his partner's expression.

Warden- You there! Where did you come from?

Damion- Oh shit... we're in for it now.

He tapped the human girl on the shoulder, calling her name softly. Damion's tone became increasingly frantic as the Warden came closer. The vampire never noticed a tiny plot hole open up, or Syvia pulling something out of it.
A second Warden had joined the first. They were gliding menacingly towards the pair and Damion finally broke and ran, leaving Syvia behind. *evil laughter* The girl turned, igniting the lightsaber she'd pulled out of the Star Wars universe. *cue the Star Wars opening theme* And May the Force not Sue us.

Syvia- No more Ms. nice guy. *the Wardens look at her funny*

Warden 1- Ms. nice guy?

Syvia- Just shut up and fight!

Meanwhile, back at Anamae's side of the story, Faustus stepped out of the plot hole with Bucky close behind. The hole closed and they all looked up at-

Faustus- The Eternal Prison?! How on earth did she get in there?

Anamae- It doesn't matter. We have to get in and save her!

Syvia's not doing to badly on her own...

Anamae- Well sure she can survive, but will she be able to get out?

*grimaces* Well... no.

Bucky- Squeaky squeak squeee? (So how are we supposed to get in?)

It was a very good question. So good that not even I can answer it.

Faustus- You must be kidding.

Unfortunately...

Everyone together- No.

Anamae groaned and hit her forehead with the palm of her hand.

Anamae- Well how did she get in there? With a plot hole, right?

Well yeah, but even though you can use one to get in, that doesn't mean you can use one to get out!

Anamae- So I can get in, but not out again?

You can get out- just not with the plot holes.

(Back in the prison)

Syvia- *running down the hall, lightsaber on* Now you fricken tell me!

She was being pursued by nearly twenty Wardens, all shouting for her to stop disrupting their experiments.

Syvia- Damion, you bloodsucking coward! Where the hell did you go?!

But he was long gone. Pity. You really are his only chance of escaping after all.

Damion- Now you tell me!

And he turned around in the hallway he was currently running down and started the other way, trying to relocate the young human.

Syvia- Forget the vamp! I don't give a crap anymore.

Awww, that's not nice.

Syvia- *growling, still running* Fine! If he finds me, fine. If not, I'm leaving his butt here to rot!

And with that incentive, Damion doubled his efforts.

Syvia- Okay narrator! I want to know what time period this is, and I want to know now!

*gulp* Uh... it's currently about three hundred years after the pillars fell. Syvia grinned with sudden pleasure.

Syvia- Okay, I may not be able to use the plot holes to get out, but I can use them to get around the place!

That said, she ran into a plot hole and came out the other side in- a laboratory?

Syvia- Hey there, Magnus! How ya been?

The two Wardens on either side of the strapped down vampire looked up, surprised, and lifted their scythes. Syvia cut them down with finesse and destroyed the bands holding Magnus down. The young vampire leapt to his feet and they looked at each other.

Syvia- Wow... you look better than when I last saw you.

Magnus looked down at himself, he was scarred, but whole. His scalp was in place, as was the skin covering his abdomen.

Magnus- Do I know you?

Syvia- Not really. *she grins* Wanna get outta here?

The vampire looked wryly at her.

Magnus- What do you think?

At the front door of the Prison, Anamae, Faustus and Bucky still looked up at the doors, wondering what the heck to do, when a familiar form came up behind them. Anamae turned around and saw it first.

Anamae- *gasps, repeatedly taps Faustus on the shoulder*

Faustus- *turns around* M-my lord, what are you doing here?!

TSL- The narrator already said I was conducting an inspection. Would you like to join me?

Anamae- Uh- yes! Yes, please.

Oooooh, things are about to get interesting.

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Hello, this is the Narrator here. I have just been told that if I wish to keep my job, then you must hurry up with the next 10 or even 11 reviews. So the Guild does not break my legs, please review as quickly as possible. Besides, who really wants to see how the inspection is going to go, and how badly some things will become in a short while? So if you love me, the Narrator, and do not wish to have me harmed in any way then you will review as quickly as possible. ^_^