Author: Supreme Overlord Erin-chan
Rating: G. Anything else is in your dirty little minds.
Disclaimer: Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine. Sigh.
Notes: This seemed to good to be true. Not only did I *want* to do Hakushaku x Tatsumi, but I had a couple of people ask for it! And of course Panatlantic basically told me not to do it under any circumstances, so I have to. I'm contrary like that.
Pairings: Hakushaku x Tatsumi
Warnings for: Red herrings, Hakushaku being naughty (but when isn't he?).
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Hakushaku resisted the urge to gloat. Not only did he have Enmacho's secretary here begging for some extra funding, but his hidden security cameras were catching it all on video. This would make for excellent blackmail material later on.
"I suppose I could come up with something," Hakushaku said in the most condescending tone he could muster, "if perhaps you could organize something for me involving Tsuzuki-san…?"
"PERVERT!" Tatsumi screeched, preparing for battle. Hakushaku sweatdropped and retracted his statement.
"All right then, YOU can…service me," Hakushaku cackled evilly. Tatsumi sweatdropped. Maybe coming here wasn't such a bright idea after all.
"…service?" Tatsumi asked hoarsely.
"Indeed," Hakushaku said cheerfully, "there is something that I need done that no one is brave enough to attempt…but I think a man such as you may be able to handle it."
Tatsumi considered running away…in a dignified manner, of course. But no, he came here to get extra funding, so if he had to do whatever it was Hakushaku wanted him to…fine. He would suffer. He just hoped the rest of Enmacho appreciated it.
It started out easy enough. Just follow directions, get on with the job, nothing to worry about. For the first couple of hours, anyway. Until they finally got around to the "toys".
"Why do you need three different versions of the same whip?" Tatsumi asked suspiciously.
"One's patent leather, one's PVC, and the other is fabric," Hakushaku explained, "each one gives a completely different experience!"
"Right," Tatsumi deadpanned, "and the skimpy frontless maid outfit?"
"It goes well with the body harness."
"Body harness."
"Yes. That particular one comes with free nipple clamps."
"Ni…nipple clamps?" Tatsumi choked out, the colour draining from his face.
"Of course!" Hakushaku nodded, as if it were the most natural thing in the world. "Everyone needs nipple clamps!"
Tatsumi did not seem to agree. He tried to change the subject, but only came face to face with…
"Nine Gates of Hell!?" Tatsumi shrieked.
"An important accessory!" Hakushaku proclaimed.
Tatsumi passed out. He didn't care how far in debt Enmacho was anymore, he was never offering to balance Hakushaku's budget ever again.
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What were you thinking? Dirty YnM fans.