Author: Supreme Overlord Erin-chan
Rating: G. Anything else is in your dirty little minds.
Disclaimer: Matsushita-sensei is too smart to do things like this to her own characters...which means they're not mine. Sigh. Apologies to the product mentioned. I'm sure it was never meant to be used in this manner, but if it wasn't, what is UP with those TV ads?
Notes: This is actually an in-joke with some of my friends, but hopefully you'll enjoy it anyway ^n.n^ I might as well corrupt the entire fandom. I mean, why should just my friends get all the fun? …and oh my god, writing this was too much fun to be legal XD
Pairings: Oriya x…himself??? Muraki voyeur-wannabe XD
Warnings for: Red herrings, Muraki being naughty.
If you would like to archive this story on your web site, please drop me an email at littlevornskr@hotmail.com. I'll probably say "Yes yes yes I love you please do it yay!"
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Oriya stepped into the shower with a relieved sigh. Finally, some peace and quiet that couldn't be interrupted by anyone. It wasn't exactly polite to walk in on someone while they were naked, was it? This was his thinking time.
It was also his time for some…personal pleasure.
He slid his hand over his body, savouring the sensations and letting a soft moan escape his lips. The water cascaded off his body, thrilling in it's own subtle way. Then his hand moved to that zone of his body, fingers playing through the dark hair, teasing slowly and deliciously.
He whimpered as wave after wave of pleasure flowed through his body, the soapy lather sliding down the curves of his muscles and swirling around with the water in the shower recess.
"Uh…ye…yes!" Oriya hissed, his fingers unconciously tightening. "Yes! Yes! YES!"
"Oriya?" Muraki called, sliding the bathroom door open, "Are you doing what I think you're doing?"
"Huh?" Oriya looked up in surprise, then went ballistic.
"What the hell do you think you're doing!?" He screeched, "And how long have you been standing there!? Have you been watching me, you pervert!?"
"No, I wasn't," Muraki sniffed, "I was considering it, though. So are you?"
"Am I what? Quit staring at my body like that."
"Are you…you know…" Muraki made a couple of gestures with his hand. Oriya blinked and raised an eyebrow. Muraki rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Well, what are you doing that was causing you to be so vocal?" Muraki asked instead, wondering just when his best friend had gotten so thick in the skull. Oriya blinked again, then gave a smile that made Muraki's head hurt from all the sparkles.
"I'm washing my hair, of course!" Oriya replied, grabbing a bottle and flashing it in Muraki's direction. "Everyone deserves to be satisfied at least once a day! There's an easy way to do it, and you don't even have to leave home!"
This time it was Muraki who blinked vacantly.
"After using Herbal Essences, everything else is just a wash!" Oriya proclaimed, then struck a pose. Muraki wasn't sure whether he should run away screaming or just faint away on the floor.
"Can I join you?" He asked instead.
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What were you thinking? Dirty YnM fans! Use some Herbal Essences on those minds of yours!