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Lara: "Tomorrow you'll have your first fight. It's a warmup fight, against the 18 ranked warrior, named...Crono! He's from the Crono Trigger series, he wields a sword, just like you!"

Link: "I think he's defenitely not going to be an easy match. But once you beat this one, i reckon the rest'll be easy."

Roy: "Yeah. But for now, let's go back to the other smashers."

They went back to the smasher's HQ. As they entered, everybody asked how it went.

Link: "Don't hog the champion! Don't hog the champion! He needs some rest, he's ranked 19th right now, he'll be tired! And i'm his agent, so i want what's best for him."

Roy: "When did i say you were my agent?"

Link: "Just before we were about to enter The League."

Roy: "No i didn't, you said that."

Link: "Erm...well...err...Shut up, you. I'm your agent, wether you like it or not."

Roy: "All right, but don't think you're gonna be payed for this."

Link: "Shit."

Mario: "So, Roy, how did it go?"

Roy: "Well, I saw a lot of famous people like Goku and Ryu. My coach was even Lara Croft!"

Ganondorf: "Man, Lara's HOT! So did you get some action?"

Roy: "Nah, if i wanted to do her, i'd wait a little longer. Tomorrow or something."

Mr G&W: "Beep beep ping!"

Bowser: "Goddamned, Game&Watch, you've got one hell of a dirty mind!"

Kirby: "Look who's talking. Everybody heard you and Peach burn rubber last night. Even the neigbours complained!"

Peach: "Yeah, you were much better then Mario!"

Mario: "Fuck-a you, Peach! And fuck-a you, Bowser!"

Bowser: "Yeah, we'll fuck tonight too. Say, Mario, could i borrow your cap? Peach said it would look sexy on me."

Mario: "Hell no! Try-a luigi's cap, he's-a gay so he won't-a mind. I bet you can hit-a her with your-a ass too. Just like-a my gay brother."

Luigi: "Let's-a face it! I can-a kick-a your ass with-a MY ass!"

C. Falcon: "God that was gay how you said that."

Link: "Where's Yoshi anyways?"

Mario: "He's gone for a while, to get his "dinosaur" nature back."

DK: "(Ununderstandable primate muttering)"

Roy: "Crono. I don't think he'll pose much of a threat."

Link: "Now now people, give the champ some room, let him get some rest, he's got a big fight tomorrow!"

Roy: "here's an idea for you, why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

Link: "Wow, take a look at baron-von-pain-in-the-ass!"

Roy: "..."

Kirby: "Let's smoke pot, and get high!"

Everybody: "Yeah!"

Weed clouds were rising across the room, and they all sat in a circle, a-la that 70s show.

Samus: "Whoa man, were high, man, we call eachother man, man!"

Kirby: (looks at his hands, well, pink flaps actually)"Wow man, i've got no fingers!"

Falco: "I'm so high right now, i want to puke and eat my vomit, man..."

Peach: (flashes her top) "Hey everybody! Look at the twins, man!"

Bowser: "Quit doing that, man, you'll make mario horny, man!"

Mario: "That's-a cool, man..."

Ness: "I think i'm underage to smoke pot, man"

Fox: (draws a pentagon in the air with his hands) "Don't be such a SQUARE, man..."

Y. Link: "Yeah, man, i'm about the same age as you, man, and i smoke pot, man."

Zelda: "No, man, you can't smoke pot, man, go to your room now, man..."

Y. Link: "Fuck you! Your not my mom! I'm not gonna listen to you, man!

Zelda: "Cool, man!"

Marth: "Look, man, i turned my sword into a bong, man!"(Takes his sword and puts the tip in his mouth)

Marth: "Aahh, man! That fucking hurt, man! I think my sword is angry at me, man!"

Mewtwo: (To Pichu) "And that, man is how you make a bong, man!"

Pichu: "Whoa man!"

Pikachu: "Quit teaching my younger brother how to do drugs, man! Wait until he grows some pubes, man!"

Mewtwo: "Fuck you, man, i'll do what i want, man!"

Jigglypuff: "Wait a minute, man, when were we ever able to talk, man?"

Pikachu: "Mewtwo could already talk, man, i trained myself, pichu copied me and i don't know how the hell you were able to talk, man!"

Jigglypuff: "Jiggly?"

Pikachu: (looks at his joint) "Whoa, man!"

Roy: "ZzZzZzZzZz"

Link: "Ohh, how cute, man. He's tired, man!"

Falco: "Let's put tape over his eyes man! When he wakes up, he'll think that he's blind man!"

Ganondorf: "Let's give him a 'hitler' too, man!"

Fox: "What's a hitler, man?"

Ganondorf: "It's when you put your finger up your ass, man, and give someone a little hitler mustache,man. What, you never hitlered anyone?"

All: "Hell no!"

Mario: "Yeah, but seeing Ganondorf's gigantic ass, he'll probably lose his hand in his ass, man."

Ganondorf: "Very funny, man."

They put ducktape over Roy's eyes and Ganondorf put his finger up his ass and hitlered Roy. Then they all went to sleep. Of Course, Bowser and Peach did it quickly before going into bed.

The next morning...

Roy: "AAAAAH! I'M BLIND! I CAN'T SEE ANYMORE!"

Kirby: "Yeah, that's what "blind" means, fuckwad."

Roy: "Very funny guys. (pulls tape from his eyes) What's that smell?"

Ganondorf: (supressed laughter)

Kirby: "You better go look in the mirror."

Roy:(sound coming from bathroom) "God, dammit, Ganondorf! You hitlered me!"

D.K.: "How the hell do you know what hitlering means?"

Roy: "I refuse to answer that question. Now if you'll excuse me and Link, we have to go to The League."

Link: "Yeah, let's go."

Link and roy went outside to the big building and entered it. What will happen in the fight with Crono? Only one way to find out. Read the next chapter(when it's finished, i mean).